Random Thoughts… Ramble young man, Ramble!
School behavior would improve when security gets the clearing to use taser guns at will. Someone needs to approve this.
If Kobe Bryant wins the MVP, it will be without Shaq. If the MVP were a marathon, with Shaq, Kobe would be ten yards from the finish before the race started.
It's nice to know people admit they have bad attitudes, but how about they admit they owe you money?
The NBA rivalries don't get any more old school than Sac-Town versus New Jersey. Not even that L.A./Boston rivalry. Where's the history in that?
I hate the Lakers.
Former President Clinton and President Bush should form a band with Dick Chaney and Al Gore. Just think of the marketing. Their name? Too many to throw down. I can't even think of now. I'm having a system overload.
If Shaq ever makes a movie (God forbid) he should just have Kobe Bryant in it. Just for the fun of it. And make it an action movie. Make Shaq a bomb detonator, and Kobe a police officer. And in the last scene, make it so that Kobe as the bomb, and to detonate it, he has to pass the explosive ten feet in front of him. Just think of how many takes would pass before the director has to get a stunt double.
I don't care what anyone says. If Courtney Cox and Davd Arquette are possible, then Yuffie and Vincent can happen too.
To make things interesting, let's make a little game to see how Tifa and Aeris stack up. [pun intended]
Personality: Tifa over Aeris.
Honestly, if Tifa weren't following Cloud around, she'd be one of the boys. Can't you imagine her in Seventh Heaven laughing at everyone's jokes, drinking, and kicking everyone's butt, even if they weren't even looking at her?
Strength: Even.
I'm talking mental and, well, everything besides physical strength. Tifa would've won, but she was a tad too dependent on Cloud throughout the story, when see could've easily took control of the borderline relationship when she met Cloud again. Aeris could've won, but she died too soon to let anyone see how she would've fared with Cloud.
Clothing: Tifa over Aeris
I find it difficult to break this down. I'll take a mulligan.
Development: Aeris over Tifa.
Aeris developed even when we didn't see her during the game. Admit it, when you saw her for the first time, you didn't expect her to be so important in the story, and even though her future was certain, she gathered strength, and realized, knowing it would hurt everyone who knew her. Ouch. I'm crying right now. I hope my laptop doesn't get short- circuited.
Weapons: Aeris over Tifa
C'Mon. The range of her weapons, the clang of the strike?! Are my ears growing! Stoooop!
With Cloud: ….
Um, I really don't have enough time in history for this…
Well, it's over. Personally, it would've been nice to see Aeris and Cloud. She would definitely keep hi sane. Tifa would too, but she's too down-to- earth, and Cloud is, well, not.
Sony + Sega = Unstoppable.
If I saw Sonic and Mario fighting against Pikachu, let's just say I'd be wondering why my medication hasn't kicked in.
I really hate the Lakers.
If Kurt Franklin fell of a stage in the woods, and there is no one around, will anyone actually care?
The best episode of ElimiDate would have Mike Tyson, Dennis Rodman, Bobby Knight, and Bill Romanowski vying for a date with Amy Fisher. Man, I can't fathom the results. I'll try though….
The date starts with Amy outside prison with her uniform and parole officer. She says it's too see who's most familiar with a prison setting. She likes her men well-rounded. Bobby shows up first, giving her his book, saying it would help for those dry times in jail. He'd then curse out the officer, causing Amy to laugh.
Next is Dennis, wearing nothing but the two basketballs he's strategically placed in front of him as he walks toward her. He goes to shake her hand, but purposely drops the balls, and Amy blushes. The parole officer isn't impressed, and eliminates Rodman before he can do anymore harm. After a few minutes, Amy wonders why Tyson and Romanowski are. A scuffle is heard a few yards away, and the three run to see the commotion. Tyson and Romanowski are going at it, biting ears, clipping ankles, crunching ribs, poking eyes, the whole nine yards. Finally, they stop when they realize they're being watched. Amy starts crying, and walks away, telling her parole officer this whole thing was a bad idea, and she'll call Knight later…
Sorry, I tried my best… I should've given myself more time, there's just too many roads I could go down. God, it's impossible to find the perfect scenario…
A fart is the second most hilarious sound in the world. Brittany Spears singing a song that made sense is number one.
Wedding Dress: 10,000$ Tux Rental: $750, Ring: $7000 Finding out on the honeymoon night you've just married your first cousin: Priceless.
School behavior would improve when security gets the clearing to use taser guns at will. Someone needs to approve this.
If Kobe Bryant wins the MVP, it will be without Shaq. If the MVP were a marathon, with Shaq, Kobe would be ten yards from the finish before the race started.
It's nice to know people admit they have bad attitudes, but how about they admit they owe you money?
The NBA rivalries don't get any more old school than Sac-Town versus New Jersey. Not even that L.A./Boston rivalry. Where's the history in that?
I hate the Lakers.
Former President Clinton and President Bush should form a band with Dick Chaney and Al Gore. Just think of the marketing. Their name? Too many to throw down. I can't even think of now. I'm having a system overload.
If Shaq ever makes a movie (God forbid) he should just have Kobe Bryant in it. Just for the fun of it. And make it an action movie. Make Shaq a bomb detonator, and Kobe a police officer. And in the last scene, make it so that Kobe as the bomb, and to detonate it, he has to pass the explosive ten feet in front of him. Just think of how many takes would pass before the director has to get a stunt double.
I don't care what anyone says. If Courtney Cox and Davd Arquette are possible, then Yuffie and Vincent can happen too.
To make things interesting, let's make a little game to see how Tifa and Aeris stack up. [pun intended]
Personality: Tifa over Aeris.
Honestly, if Tifa weren't following Cloud around, she'd be one of the boys. Can't you imagine her in Seventh Heaven laughing at everyone's jokes, drinking, and kicking everyone's butt, even if they weren't even looking at her?
Strength: Even.
I'm talking mental and, well, everything besides physical strength. Tifa would've won, but she was a tad too dependent on Cloud throughout the story, when see could've easily took control of the borderline relationship when she met Cloud again. Aeris could've won, but she died too soon to let anyone see how she would've fared with Cloud.
Clothing: Tifa over Aeris
I find it difficult to break this down. I'll take a mulligan.
Development: Aeris over Tifa.
Aeris developed even when we didn't see her during the game. Admit it, when you saw her for the first time, you didn't expect her to be so important in the story, and even though her future was certain, she gathered strength, and realized, knowing it would hurt everyone who knew her. Ouch. I'm crying right now. I hope my laptop doesn't get short- circuited.
Weapons: Aeris over Tifa
C'Mon. The range of her weapons, the clang of the strike?! Are my ears growing! Stoooop!
With Cloud: ….
Um, I really don't have enough time in history for this…
Well, it's over. Personally, it would've been nice to see Aeris and Cloud. She would definitely keep hi sane. Tifa would too, but she's too down-to- earth, and Cloud is, well, not.
Sony + Sega = Unstoppable.
If I saw Sonic and Mario fighting against Pikachu, let's just say I'd be wondering why my medication hasn't kicked in.
I really hate the Lakers.
If Kurt Franklin fell of a stage in the woods, and there is no one around, will anyone actually care?
The best episode of ElimiDate would have Mike Tyson, Dennis Rodman, Bobby Knight, and Bill Romanowski vying for a date with Amy Fisher. Man, I can't fathom the results. I'll try though….
The date starts with Amy outside prison with her uniform and parole officer. She says it's too see who's most familiar with a prison setting. She likes her men well-rounded. Bobby shows up first, giving her his book, saying it would help for those dry times in jail. He'd then curse out the officer, causing Amy to laugh.
Next is Dennis, wearing nothing but the two basketballs he's strategically placed in front of him as he walks toward her. He goes to shake her hand, but purposely drops the balls, and Amy blushes. The parole officer isn't impressed, and eliminates Rodman before he can do anymore harm. After a few minutes, Amy wonders why Tyson and Romanowski are. A scuffle is heard a few yards away, and the three run to see the commotion. Tyson and Romanowski are going at it, biting ears, clipping ankles, crunching ribs, poking eyes, the whole nine yards. Finally, they stop when they realize they're being watched. Amy starts crying, and walks away, telling her parole officer this whole thing was a bad idea, and she'll call Knight later…
Sorry, I tried my best… I should've given myself more time, there's just too many roads I could go down. God, it's impossible to find the perfect scenario…
A fart is the second most hilarious sound in the world. Brittany Spears singing a song that made sense is number one.
Wedding Dress: 10,000$ Tux Rental: $750, Ring: $7000 Finding out on the honeymoon night you've just married your first cousin: Priceless.