Ramble young man, Ramble!
Overdone jokes: The one where people imitate Stevie Wonder. C'Mon stop, it's been done so much, it's practically dead.
If the Jags win a least seven games, I'll be happy, if they win nine, I'll be ecstatic. If they go undefeated, or win the Super Bowl, I'll be a converted fan.
McNabb for MVP. Pass it on .
Has anyone actually eaten brussel sprouts? I've never heard anyone actually say they've eaten them. Liver for that matter too.
Why do the Baby Boomers blame the X Generation for being lazy when everything we have and use, they've invented? The internet, video games, technology in general. When's the last time a Gen Xer invented something besides bad choreography?
If Bill Clinton chokes on a pretzel in Harlem, will his mistress hear it in the bathroom? Just wondering.
Sorry, but when you have a name like Magic Johnson, you kind of set yourself up, right?
Wilt Chamberlain had more women in his career than the whole Grizzlies team has career points. Amazing.
Whenever some quotes anything or anyone from the A-Team, run.
What would happen if you drank water, then go to the bathroom? Would that create some kind of fountain/toilet cycle? Can someone draw up a diagram of this?
The greatest moment of the olympics: When Evander Holyfield handed the torch to Muhammad Ali. I was literally shell shocked. I was stammering like crazy. Even though Muhammad wasn't in perfect shape, it was still a great moment, and in Atlanta, no less. Wow. That moment, may never be topped.
I'll I'm saying is. Celebrity Boxing, Pamela Anderson versus Carmen Electra. That's it.
For a fat guy, Mario can sure jump high.
[Does Mario have a last name? Like Pevertinnni, or Tortellinni? Can someone get a reading on this? That goes for Sonic too.]
If Tails can fly, why does he need an airplane?
Where french fries really made in France?
I think the Towers should be rebuilt.
I really despise the Lakers.
Neapolitan Ice Cream sounds a lot like Napoleon Ice Cream, just look at the words and tell me you didn't think Napoleon Ice Cream the first time.
Greatest black sitcom of all time: The Cosby Show. Worst black sitcom of all time: anyone on UPN, yes that means Parenthood and Wayans Brothers.
If you farted in church, would that wake up the person next to you? I need to do an experiment on this.
Black really does make you look thinner. White, doesn't.
It's nice that certain bleaches can wash out blood, but if you're washing blood out of your clothes, you've got a bigger problem.
Seinfeld rocks.
Monica is the hottest female friend. Hottest male? No comment.
If you want a relaxing feeling, take a jar of mustard, open it, and take the biggest whiff you can. That should clear up those pesky sinuses.
What are P's and Q's? And why do we have to be on them so much?
PDQ – Please Do Quickly.
Urkel would kill Screech in a steel cage match.
Martin Lawrence ranks as the number one guy with the biggest head in proportion to his body. It's like a hot air balloon attached to a stick figure.
How do they get the crème in Twinkies?
What sex is Winnie the Pooh?
Capn' Crunch is the man. You can't dispute this. Never.
Always tip your waiter/waitress. You have a good chance of meeting them again.
Is Tiping really a city in China?
Why would anyone want to walk a mile in anyone's shoes? Just curious.
All I'm saying is: Fear Factor: Boy Bands. You can take it from there.
Overdone jokes: The one where people imitate Stevie Wonder. C'Mon stop, it's been done so much, it's practically dead.
If the Jags win a least seven games, I'll be happy, if they win nine, I'll be ecstatic. If they go undefeated, or win the Super Bowl, I'll be a converted fan.
McNabb for MVP. Pass it on .
Has anyone actually eaten brussel sprouts? I've never heard anyone actually say they've eaten them. Liver for that matter too.
Why do the Baby Boomers blame the X Generation for being lazy when everything we have and use, they've invented? The internet, video games, technology in general. When's the last time a Gen Xer invented something besides bad choreography?
If Bill Clinton chokes on a pretzel in Harlem, will his mistress hear it in the bathroom? Just wondering.
Sorry, but when you have a name like Magic Johnson, you kind of set yourself up, right?
Wilt Chamberlain had more women in his career than the whole Grizzlies team has career points. Amazing.
Whenever some quotes anything or anyone from the A-Team, run.
What would happen if you drank water, then go to the bathroom? Would that create some kind of fountain/toilet cycle? Can someone draw up a diagram of this?
The greatest moment of the olympics: When Evander Holyfield handed the torch to Muhammad Ali. I was literally shell shocked. I was stammering like crazy. Even though Muhammad wasn't in perfect shape, it was still a great moment, and in Atlanta, no less. Wow. That moment, may never be topped.
I'll I'm saying is. Celebrity Boxing, Pamela Anderson versus Carmen Electra. That's it.
For a fat guy, Mario can sure jump high.
[Does Mario have a last name? Like Pevertinnni, or Tortellinni? Can someone get a reading on this? That goes for Sonic too.]
If Tails can fly, why does he need an airplane?
Where french fries really made in France?
I think the Towers should be rebuilt.
I really despise the Lakers.
Neapolitan Ice Cream sounds a lot like Napoleon Ice Cream, just look at the words and tell me you didn't think Napoleon Ice Cream the first time.
Greatest black sitcom of all time: The Cosby Show. Worst black sitcom of all time: anyone on UPN, yes that means Parenthood and Wayans Brothers.
If you farted in church, would that wake up the person next to you? I need to do an experiment on this.
Black really does make you look thinner. White, doesn't.
It's nice that certain bleaches can wash out blood, but if you're washing blood out of your clothes, you've got a bigger problem.
Seinfeld rocks.
Monica is the hottest female friend. Hottest male? No comment.
If you want a relaxing feeling, take a jar of mustard, open it, and take the biggest whiff you can. That should clear up those pesky sinuses.
What are P's and Q's? And why do we have to be on them so much?
PDQ – Please Do Quickly.
Urkel would kill Screech in a steel cage match.
Martin Lawrence ranks as the number one guy with the biggest head in proportion to his body. It's like a hot air balloon attached to a stick figure.
How do they get the crème in Twinkies?
What sex is Winnie the Pooh?
Capn' Crunch is the man. You can't dispute this. Never.
Always tip your waiter/waitress. You have a good chance of meeting them again.
Is Tiping really a city in China?
Why would anyone want to walk a mile in anyone's shoes? Just curious.
All I'm saying is: Fear Factor: Boy Bands. You can take it from there.