Amelia: Ohayo! Welcome! This Saturday is my All 4 Justice convention! All Amelia-worshopers and peace-loving allies of justice, please attend! We're counting on a large group, so we have plenty of food!
L-sama: Any donuts?
Amelia: *starry-eyed* L-sama! You're coming?
L-sama: If there are donuts
Amelia: Oh, thank the stars! The mostest evilest mazoku is going to repent her ways and become an ally of justice!
L-sama: I never said that...
Amelia: Oh, the wonders! If we can convert an evil lady like L-sama, we can convert anyone! Oh, the joy of justice!
L-sama: Listen to me!
Amelia: Don't worry, L-sama! I will fill your heart with the burning flame of justice! You will soon dismiss your mazoku life, and live as a true hero of justice!
L-sama: Listen, girl, I'm only going if you have donuts!
Amelia: I can't wait! The hammer of justice will smite the evil corrupting your soul, and will replace it with goodness and peace! Don't worry, L-sama! You will come out of the convention a changed woman!
L-sama: Forget it... I'm not going...
Amelia: You will have such a wonderful time! There will be a petting zoo with lots of fluffy bunnies, and there will be a karaoke station where you can sing your favorite life-praising song, and there will be a class for making a cool entrance, just like a true warrior of justice should, and... *rambles on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on*
L-sama: Hmph! No donuts, no L-sama! No, where'ed I put that brandy...?