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Tams: *bounce* Where'd *bounce* Lina *bounce* go? *bounce*

Shira: She went to get changed

Tams: *bounce* I'm *bounce* getting *bounce* tired *bounce* of *bounce* this *bounce* bouncing *bounce*

Phibby's voice: You're still bouncing!?!?!

Shira: Phibby-chan! She was dared to! She can't back out on a dare!

Phibby's voice: WAH! You're still here???

Shira: Yeaaaahh... I'm the host! *smile*

Phibby's voice: NO YOU'RE NOT! I AM!!!!

Tams: *bounce* Shira *bounce* took *bounce* over *bounce* so *bounce* now *bounce* she's *bounce* the *bounce* host! *bounce*

Phibby's voice: *sniff* I want my job back...

Shira: AW! Poor Phibby-chan!

Audience: AWWW! Poor Phibbyyyy!!!!!

*Lina walks onto the stage wearing a Sailor Moon getup... EVERYTHING! And blushing redder than a tomato*

Audience: WHOOOOOOOOOOOO! YAYY!!!!!!! *applause* *clap clap* *applause* *whistle* YAHOOO! *clap clap* *applause*

Lina: ***blush***

Shira: *smile* Okay, Lina! I'll turn on the stereo... Remember-- SIX THOUSAND $GOLD$

Lina: $_$

Shira: *turns on stereo*

Tams: *bounces to the beat*

Lina: ***blush*** six thousand, six thousand, six thousand...

Shira: Go ahead!

Lina: *deep breath*

Tams: *bounce* Hey! *bounce* I *bounce* recognize *bounce* this *bounce* song! *bounce*

Lina: Oops! I did it again!

Audience: *STARE*

Lina: I played with your heart! *five thousand, five thousand, five thousand*

Shira: *STARE*

Lina: Got lost in the game! *five thousand, five thousand, five thousand*

Tams: *bounce* *STARE* *bounce*

Lina: Oh, Baby! *five thousand, five thousand, five thousand*

Gourry: *walks onto stage* Lin-- o.O?

Lina: It might seem like a crush *five thousand, five thousand, five thousand*

Gourry: *STARE*

Lina: But it doesn't mean *five thousand, five thousand, five thousand*

Phibby: *walks onto stage*

Lina: That I'm serious! *five thousand, five thousand, five thousand*

Phibby: *STARE*

Lina: 'Cause to lose all my senses *five thousand, five thousand, five thousand*

Gaav: *STARE*

Lina: That is just so typically me! *five thousand, five thousand, five thousand*

Sylphiel: *STARE*

Lina: Oh, baby! Oh! *five thousand, five thousand, five thousand*

Everyone: *STARE*

Lina: ARG!!!!! Enough staring! I danced, I sang, GIMME THE GOLD!!!!!!!

Everyone: *stare*

Lina: *blush*

Everyone: *blink*

Lina: **blush**

Everyone: *stare*

Lina: ***blush***

Everyone: *bursts out laughing*

Lina: GRR!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE I DID THAT FOR A LOUSY SIX THOUSAND GOLD PIECES!!!!!!!!!!!

Gourry: Uh-oh! She's gonna do it! *runs away*

Tams: *bounce* she's *laugh* *bounce* gonna *laugh* *bounce* do *laugh* *bounce* what? *laugh* *bounce*

Shira: *laugh* Dunno! *laugh*

Gaav: *chuckle* *shrug* *chuckle*

Audience: *laugh* DUNNO! *laugh*

Lina: *really really really mad* Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that flows...

Gaav: o.O hehe... *slowly walks away*

Lina: In thy great name, I pledge myself to darkness...

Tams: *bounce* o.O? *bounce*

Dolphin: *wakes up* bye-bye flat fishies! *runs away*

Lina: Let all the fools who stand before me be destroyed...

Audience: Uh-oh! *runs away*

Lina: By the power you and I possess!

Shira: o.O?

Tams: o.O?

Lina: DRAGON SLAAAAAAAAAAVE!!!!!!!!!!!

*BIIIIIIIIIIG BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*

AN: HIYAS! Okay, as of now I am taking suggestions for more dares for further showings of I Dare You! (And yes, the Slayers Princess Bride is actually going to be written... eventually) ^_^