Saiyan King

Parody of Weird "AL" Yankovic's "Waffle King" song, by Princess-Keisei!!!



It took a life-time, but I finally found
The Super Saiyan recipe

You'll never find a Saiyan any Super in this whole stinkin' world
One little taste, and I'm sure that you'll agree

Your eyes roll back and your knees get weak
Aaawww, you're gonna' claim that I'm mean

People come from miles around just to prove that I am weak
I am the best darn fighter the worlds have ever seen

I'm the Saiyan King (Saiyan King)
Yeah
Saiyan King (Saiyan King)
That's what they call me
Saiyan King (Saiyan King)
Hey, I'm the Saiyan King

Everywhere I go now, the people fear
I never have to wait in line

People say, "Right this way, sir...your money's no good here,"
Some day I betcha' they'll build me a shrine

And every girl scream, "I'm like, your biggest fan"
"I seen your picture on the T.V. screen"

Folks come from around the world just to pee their pants

If you don't believe in the power of a Super Saiyan let me show you just what I mean

I'm the Saiyan King (Saiyan King)
Make you want to scream and shout
Saiyan King (Saiyan King)
That's my name, don't wear it out
Saiyan King (Saiyan King)
Make no mistake about it
I'm the Saiyan King...Yeah

Roll out the lunch tables, 'cause here I come
All you peons better scram!

Out of my way now, you worthless piece of scum
Don't you know who I am???

HEY!!!

I wanna' see you grovel, you capsule-makin' fools
Everybody on your knees

You wanna' stay in one piece, you're playin' by my rules
Go on, beg me, lemme' hear you say "Un-cle"

Can't you tell, the universe revolves around me?
Don't you know you suckers owe me all-I-can-eat?
And can't you see that I'm the highest form of life that there could ever be???

Everybody, around the worlds, get up and scream

Come on now

Saiyan King
Hey lizard lizard
Saiyan King
Hotter than ever
Saiyan King
Say, what's the matter?
Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know who I am?

Tell 'em, girls!

He's the S-S-S-S-S-S-Saiyan Kiiing
Yeah, yeah
He's the S-S-S-S-S-S-Saiyan Kiiing
Tell the truth now
He's the S-S-S-S-S-S-Saiyan Kiiing
Don't you know who I am?
Don't you know who I am?

(Fading out)
I'm the Saiyan King (Saiyan King)
Goku: But Vegeta, I thought you were a PRINCE!!!

Saiyan King (Saiyan King)
Bulma: VEGETA!!! WHO ARE THOSE GIRLS!?!

Bulma: Listen, pal, you can kiss your royal butt good-bye!!!

Vegeta: But Bulma!!!

Bulma: *TWHACK!!! A frying-pan on the Royal Head of Vegeta* SHADDAP!!!





By Princess~Keisei!!! Fits Vegeta PERFECTLY, aye???

ALL RELATIVES: Aye, Aye, Cap'n!!!


A funny never-say, by MES!!!:

Jeice: Cap'n, Got Milk?