~Somewhere, in the C2 world...~

TA: Hey, is this C2?
Lin: Duh. We're in the volcano. Hey, where'd- GG, STOP!
GG: *Hugging and annoyed Boney Grendel* oooh you're just soooo cute! I wanna hug you and squeeze you and call you George!
Lin: I think it's safe to say she's going to be sorry.
Grendel: *Blinkblink*
GG: *Screaches* I'M TRANSFORMING INTO SOMETHING! OWW! MY HEAD HUR- Hey cool, I'm a Grendel!
~Meanwhilest the same is happening to everyone else~
Lin: I have a feeling we're heading for story format...
Darcie: Spare me...
TOMK: Cool, I'm a Leopard Ettin!

Everyone turned to look at TOMK, who was now an ettin with a yellowy body and spots.
"I told you we'd be changing to story format soon." Lin muttered. "Well, it's certrainly more descriptive!" GG said, hinting at annoyance.
A hand came up. "Look. It's hard enough for me to clone your genomes while typing this." Appeared in a speech bubble.
"You're WHAT?" Screeched TA. She had purpled, causing her Pixie Norn fur to change from Coca-Cola red to...Well, purple-er.
Lin groaned. GG flexed her nifty blue Boney arm. TOMK started pouncing on random things, while Darcie bent to examine the small path through the lava.

To be continued...