A/N: Hello every one! I'm back! thank you soo much to Katheirne aka Star!
You're great!
Disclimer: I own nothing harry potter related. Katherine aka Star owns the badfic... enjoy!
Claimer: I own the orange and black rooms along with my dreamcast
Twisted Humor Theaters Presents: Harry Potter Mystery Theater
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We have left our heros
HERMIONE: ahem! Hero's?!
We have left our heros and heroesses
HERMIONE: MUCH better..
in 2 rooms for the past 3 days... are they still sane? Did Collin and Britney survive?
has insanity struck? Hopefully... =)
Well, Draco is crossing out all his 'Death to Potters' and writing 'I [heart] ?'
Harry, Hermione and Ron have tied Britney and Collin back to back in 2 chairs with some ducktape (Where are they getting this stuff?!)
And well Minnie and Sirius are in the black room, snogging.
VOICE: Minnie, Sirius... stop snogging and get in here!
VOICE: ANYWAYS... Hello you beautiful people!
ALL (but Collin and Britney, for obvious reasons): ::Groan::
VOICE: Before we g- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
ALL: ??
VOICE: You have tied together my Collin-Whaluhms!! No!!! And to the back of HER!
with that, Collin and Britney were un-bound, and removed from the room.
VOICE: For that, you will pay dearly.... Oh Sevvy! Voldie!
with a thud, 2 more unsuspecting persons fall into the room.
ALL (But Snape and Voldemort and Malfoy): AHH! Not.... them!
VOICE: That's what you get for tieing up my Collin-Whaluhms!
VOLDEMORT, SNAPE: Where the hell are we!
MALFOY: My Lord, Professor, we have been trapped in this wretched room for the past 3 days forced to read badfics and do Kareoke.
SNAPE, VOLDEMORT: What are badfics and Kareoke? And why the hell haven't you escaped!?
VOICE: Badfics are horribly written fics I use to torture you, Kareoke is a muggle form of singing, and you can't escape! I've taken your wands!!
VOLDEMORT: Torture... Good
SNAPE: What house are you in!? 100 points from your house
VOICE: Sorry to burst your bubble, Sevvie, but I don't attend Hogwarts
SNAPE: My name's not SEVVIE! It's SEVERUS!!
VOICE: Whatever you say, Sevvie.
VOICE: Any questions?
RON: Acctoualy I have a question...
VOICE: No questions? Good! On with the badfic!
RON: Hmph
A stack of parchment appears infront of Snape
long silence
MINERVA: Hurry up, Severus! Read the damn fic!
Snape begins reading:
This is a song fic, based off of Werid Al's My Baby's In love with Eddie Veder.
HARRY: At least it's not a badfic
HERMIONE: Yes it is
HARRY: But it says 'Song fic'
HERMIONE: Badfics come in many forms
Ron:Who's Eddi Veder?
SIRIUS: No clue
Oh, my Sevvy, my Sevvy,
he don't want me no more,
ever since he saw her picture
at that record store.
Snape: I'm not SEVVY!
VOLDEMORT: What's a record store?
HERMIONE: Muggle music store
VOLDEMORT: oh
He thinks the way she grinds her potions is really sexxy.
Yeah he thinks she's so darn cute and generationXy.
He likes her brooding mind, and her wildly wicked hair.
SNAPE: I don't like the way this song is going...
Yeah she's his favorite, giffendor gal. Well my Sevvy is
in love with that Hermy Ganger, He's all crazy for Hermy Ganger,
Once he was mine, now I better just forget him casue my
Sevvy is in love with that Hermy Ganger.
HERMIONE: EWW! That's just WRONG!! and It's HERMIONE GRANGER! not Hermy Ganger! HERMIONE GRANGER!
MINERVA: Severus, you know you can get fired for that
SNAPE: I DO NOT find GRANGER attractive!
SIRIUS: Sure you don't...
HARRY: giffendor?
Now every time I see her it's just so grim.
I guess it must suck to be a smarty like her.
What pain to have so much succues, spending all her
time mopping and advoding the press. But my Sevvy just
can't get enough of her solume deminer.
HERMIONE: It doesn't suck to be smart... Infact it has it's advantages....
And I DONT mope!
RON: Solume Deminer?
Like she's some kind of torchered genuies and I'm some
kind of stupid huddlepuffy. Well my Sevvy is in love with that
Hermy Ganger, He's got a thing for that Hermy Ganger,
tell me what can she do that I can't do better.
MINERVA: you like Hufflepuffs too?
SNAPE: DO not
MINERVA: Do too
SNAPE: no
MINERVA: YES
SNAPE: NO
MINERVA: YES
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE AND MALFOY: SHUT IT!
MINERVA, SNAPE: 10 POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN/GRYFFINDOR!
HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
YES I CAN!
MINDERVA: Jinks! you owe me a butter beer, Severus
SNAPE: mumbles
Now my Sevvy's in love with that Hermy Ganger,now I said, I said
my Sevvy's in love with that Hermy Granger. Head over heels for that
Hermy Ganger, I can't beleive it now he's mixing her a potion! Cause my Sevvy's in love with that Hermy Ganger.
VOLDEMORT: Snape, the firt order of buisness when I get my wand back is to put you under the Criticus Cruse for likeing a Gryffindor Mudblood
VOICE: You can't do that to my Sevvy!
SNAPE: I am NOT in love with Granger!!
HERMIONE: I'm not a mudbood! I'm a witch! a witch! Why the hell do you think I've been going to hogwarts for the past 4 1/2 years?!
MINERVA: 50 points to Gryffiindor for standing up to Voldie
I knew we were head for disaster
when he caught me hanging out at the libray door.
Now he's got a unrequited adoration for the frustrated,
agitated, disignated alienated spokeswoman for the disaffected
grunge generation.
HERMIONE (in a shrill voice): I am NOT alienated, or disignated! But i am VERY agitated and frustrated!!
HARRY, RON (who were by HERMIONE): ::backs away, very slowlly::
Well, I don't wear Doc Martins and I don't wear
robes and I don't boycott the house eleves servaces.
But I know two can play at this sort of game! Yeah, well, just wait see how jealous
he'll get when I start stalking Sirus Black!
HERMIONE: I don't wear doc martins
SNAPE: you can stalk Black all you want. I don't mind one bit
SIRIUS: oh shit
Well my Seviey's in love with that Hermy Ganger,
he's all crazy for that Hermy Ganger.
Once he was mine but now I better just forget him.
Cause my Sevvy is in love with that Hermy Ganger.
Why'd he have to fall for that Hermy Ganger???
If he wants to leave me, I guess I better let him.
Cause my Sev is in love with Hermy Ganger...... :( ~.~
SNAPE: FOR THE FINAL TIME: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH GRANGER!!
MALFOY: You think that, Professor
SNAPE (doing the unbelivable): 10 points from Slytherin
ALL (even Snape): In shock
The end.....
VOLDEMORT: Thank gods
RON: No it's not! look at the dots!
The End!!!!!
VOLDEMORT: yea it is
VOICE: The fic may be over, but I have a game for you!
ALL: groan
VOICE: Well don't you want to know what it is?
ALL: no
VOICE: Well you're gonna find out anyways! It's dum dum dum dum.... SPIN THE BOTTLE!
ALL: NO!
VOICE: Yuppers! Now, all of you into the black room! shoo!
All walk into the black room, in fear of Mr. Moviefone Voice
VOICE: Now, sit in a circle, boy, girl, boy, girl
HERMIONE: But there's only 2 girls
VOICE: Then sit boy boy girl
HERMIONE: But that still won't work
VOICE: Then, by damn sit boy boy boy girl!!!
So they sat Minnie, Sirius, Ron, Harry, Hermione, Voldemort, Draco, Snape, and back to Minnie.
Once they were settled, a empty butter beer bottle appeared in the center.
VOICE: The rules are easy. One of you will spin the bottle. Who ever it lands on, you HAVE to kiss. If it lands on that person again, you kiss for 30 seconds. If it lands on that same person again you french. After that, if it lands on that person again, you start over.
Got it?
ALL: nod
VOICE: Great! Minnie, you spin first!
MINERVA: Hey! Only Sirius can call me Minnie
SNAPE: Sirius and Minerva sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g
SIRIUS: We've already done that.. 'cept not in a treee..
MINERVA: ::chunks bottle at Snape's head. bottle breaks. slaps Sirius::
SIRIUS: Ow! What was that for?!
MINERVA: You should know
VOICE: NO! Don't hurt my Sevvy!
::new bottle appears in the middle::
VOICE: Now, spin it or you have to kiss Sevvy
SNAPE: I'm not your Sevvy! I'm not even Sevvy! I'm Severus!
MINERVA: No! I refuse to kiss that that thing!
VOICE: Then spin the damn bottle!
She spun the bottle. It landed on (how lucky) Sirius. They kissed with no protest and Sirius spun. It landed on Voldie (ME: evil cackle).
VOLDEMORT/SIRIUS: NOOO!
VOICE: You hafta or else
SIRIUS: Or else what?
VOICE: I tie you together, face to face
SIRIUS: That's just wrong
They kissed, and rinsed their mouths out afterwards in the bathroom that wasn't there before they read the fic...
Voldie spun. It landed on Hermione.
HERMIONE: EWW!!
VOICE: Oh shut it. Atleast you don't have to kiss a girl.... but it can be arranged
HERMIONE: No, that's ok
So THEY kissed, and they, too rinsed thier mouths out. When she got back, Hermione spun. It landed on Ron. They kissed. Ron spun. It landed on Harry?
HARRY: I can't kiss me best friend!
VOICE: You hafta
HARRY: What if I don't
VOICE: I'll lock you in a closet with Draco
HARRY: No offence, Ron but I think I'd rather be locked in a closet with Malfoy than kiss you cuz you're my best friend. And you're a guy.
RON: Good cuz I fo' damn sure not gonna kiss you
VOICE: Alright then... You'll be stuck together untill the 7th badfic. You will read the fics together when Its' one of your turns. Between fics you will not leave the closet unless I say. There will be a bathcloset and a refrigerator. There will be a pack of exploading snap and a box of muggle chess.
Draco spun and it landed on Hermione.
DRACO: Eww! Do I hafta kiss MUDBLOOD?
HERMIONE: I'm not exactly jumping for joy over here, am I?
So, 5 minutes, 4 bribes and 7 punches later, they kissed. (on the cheek, of course, but wased their mouths and faces off anyways)
After everybody had been kissed (excpet Harry) the bottle exploded.
VOICE: Now! Harry, Draco, you are to live in that closet over there
with a small well no sound a closet door appeared.
VOICE: You two are the only two allowed to enter. If anyone else trys to they will find themselves in a pink frilly dress and tights.
SIRIUS: Pink, frilly dress?
VOICE: Yes. A pink, frilly dress.
SNAPE: That's just wrong
VOICE: Now then! Off you two go!
Harry and Draco enterd the room. It was more of a closet actually.
It was painted red, had 2 bean bag chairs 1 box of muggle chess, 1 deck of exploding snap cards, a small refrigerator, and a door. The door lead into a small closet that had a shower, toilet, mirror and vainity. All matching the red walled color scheme. There was also a telly on top of the refrigerator.
HARRY: Great. I'm stuck in hell with you
DRACO: Very funny Potter
VOICE: Now then! When you're in this room, nobody can hear anything from the outside, and vice versa. You see that telly over there? You can make 2 calls to the outside a day. That's one call a piece. I've written the number to the orange and black rooms on a piece of paper by the telly.
DRACO: What are we to sleep on?
VOICE: The bean bag chairs. And if there is ANY fighting, I WILL take one chair away.
HARRY/DRACO: NO!
VOICE: Then don't fight
MEANWHILE:
HERMIONE: poore Harry
SNAPE: More like poore Draco. Being forced to live with that fame drunken basterd
HERMIONE: PROFESSOR! Harry isn't a flame drunken basterd!
SNAPE: You're only saying that cuz you like him
HERMIONE: I most certainly DO NOT
SNAPE: You just think that!
VOICE: All of you shut it and go to sleep! I have a surprise for you tomarrow!
ALL: oh no
A/N: Sorry it's so long! I know I should have put Harry and Draco's new room in the next chapter... but I didn't wanna!! lol! So here it is!
HERMIONE: And stay tuned in untill next time
RON: When she unleashes her horrible surpise on us
HARRY/DRACO: on....
ALL: T.H.T. PRESENTS: Harry Potter Mystery Theater!
SIRIUS: More like Harry Potter Misery Theater
DRACO: Why is it HARRY POTTER? Why can't it be Draco Malfoy Mystery Misery Theater of the living dead?
Brittany: Can it, malfoy
DRACO: Who's Brittany?
Brittany: The genius behind this all!
MINERVA: Well when I get out of here I'm going to hurt you!
Brittany: Minnie! I'm surprised! Besides, you can't do that!
MINERVA: Why? and I'm not MINNIE im MINERVA McGonagall
Brittany: I'm American
MINERVA: Big whoop...
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Disclimer: I own nothing harry potter related. Katherine aka Star owns the badfic... enjoy!
Claimer: I own the orange and black rooms along with my dreamcast
Twisted Humor Theaters Presents: Harry Potter Mystery Theater
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We have left our heros
HERMIONE: ahem! Hero's?!
We have left our heros and heroesses
HERMIONE: MUCH better..
in 2 rooms for the past 3 days... are they still sane? Did Collin and Britney survive?
has insanity struck? Hopefully... =)
Well, Draco is crossing out all his 'Death to Potters' and writing 'I [heart] ?'
Harry, Hermione and Ron have tied Britney and Collin back to back in 2 chairs with some ducktape (Where are they getting this stuff?!)
And well Minnie and Sirius are in the black room, snogging.
VOICE: Minnie, Sirius... stop snogging and get in here!
VOICE: ANYWAYS... Hello you beautiful people!
ALL (but Collin and Britney, for obvious reasons): ::Groan::
VOICE: Before we g- WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!?
ALL: ??
VOICE: You have tied together my Collin-Whaluhms!! No!!! And to the back of HER!
with that, Collin and Britney were un-bound, and removed from the room.
VOICE: For that, you will pay dearly.... Oh Sevvy! Voldie!
with a thud, 2 more unsuspecting persons fall into the room.
ALL (But Snape and Voldemort and Malfoy): AHH! Not.... them!
VOICE: That's what you get for tieing up my Collin-Whaluhms!
VOLDEMORT, SNAPE: Where the hell are we!
MALFOY: My Lord, Professor, we have been trapped in this wretched room for the past 3 days forced to read badfics and do Kareoke.
SNAPE, VOLDEMORT: What are badfics and Kareoke? And why the hell haven't you escaped!?
VOICE: Badfics are horribly written fics I use to torture you, Kareoke is a muggle form of singing, and you can't escape! I've taken your wands!!
VOLDEMORT: Torture... Good
SNAPE: What house are you in!? 100 points from your house
VOICE: Sorry to burst your bubble, Sevvie, but I don't attend Hogwarts
SNAPE: My name's not SEVVIE! It's SEVERUS!!
VOICE: Whatever you say, Sevvie.
VOICE: Any questions?
RON: Acctoualy I have a question...
VOICE: No questions? Good! On with the badfic!
RON: Hmph
A stack of parchment appears infront of Snape
long silence
MINERVA: Hurry up, Severus! Read the damn fic!
Snape begins reading:
This is a song fic, based off of Werid Al's My Baby's In love with Eddie Veder.
HARRY: At least it's not a badfic
HERMIONE: Yes it is
HARRY: But it says 'Song fic'
HERMIONE: Badfics come in many forms
Ron:Who's Eddi Veder?
SIRIUS: No clue
Oh, my Sevvy, my Sevvy,
he don't want me no more,
ever since he saw her picture
at that record store.
Snape: I'm not SEVVY!
VOLDEMORT: What's a record store?
HERMIONE: Muggle music store
VOLDEMORT: oh
He thinks the way she grinds her potions is really sexxy.
Yeah he thinks she's so darn cute and generationXy.
He likes her brooding mind, and her wildly wicked hair.
SNAPE: I don't like the way this song is going...
Yeah she's his favorite, giffendor gal. Well my Sevvy is
in love with that Hermy Ganger, He's all crazy for Hermy Ganger,
Once he was mine, now I better just forget him casue my
Sevvy is in love with that Hermy Ganger.
HERMIONE: EWW! That's just WRONG!! and It's HERMIONE GRANGER! not Hermy Ganger! HERMIONE GRANGER!
MINERVA: Severus, you know you can get fired for that
SNAPE: I DO NOT find GRANGER attractive!
SIRIUS: Sure you don't...
HARRY: giffendor?
Now every time I see her it's just so grim.
I guess it must suck to be a smarty like her.
What pain to have so much succues, spending all her
time mopping and advoding the press. But my Sevvy just
can't get enough of her solume deminer.
HERMIONE: It doesn't suck to be smart... Infact it has it's advantages....
And I DONT mope!
RON: Solume Deminer?
Like she's some kind of torchered genuies and I'm some
kind of stupid huddlepuffy. Well my Sevvy is in love with that
Hermy Ganger, He's got a thing for that Hermy Ganger,
tell me what can she do that I can't do better.
MINERVA: you like Hufflepuffs too?
SNAPE: DO not
MINERVA: Do too
SNAPE: no
MINERVA: YES
SNAPE: NO
MINERVA: YES
HARRY, RON, HERMIONE AND MALFOY: SHUT IT!
MINERVA, SNAPE: 10 POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN/GRYFFINDOR!
HEY! YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
YES I CAN!
MINDERVA: Jinks! you owe me a butter beer, Severus
SNAPE: mumbles
Now my Sevvy's in love with that Hermy Ganger,now I said, I said
my Sevvy's in love with that Hermy Granger. Head over heels for that
Hermy Ganger, I can't beleive it now he's mixing her a potion! Cause my Sevvy's in love with that Hermy Ganger.
VOLDEMORT: Snape, the firt order of buisness when I get my wand back is to put you under the Criticus Cruse for likeing a Gryffindor Mudblood
VOICE: You can't do that to my Sevvy!
SNAPE: I am NOT in love with Granger!!
HERMIONE: I'm not a mudbood! I'm a witch! a witch! Why the hell do you think I've been going to hogwarts for the past 4 1/2 years?!
MINERVA: 50 points to Gryffiindor for standing up to Voldie
I knew we were head for disaster
when he caught me hanging out at the libray door.
Now he's got a unrequited adoration for the frustrated,
agitated, disignated alienated spokeswoman for the disaffected
grunge generation.
HERMIONE (in a shrill voice): I am NOT alienated, or disignated! But i am VERY agitated and frustrated!!
HARRY, RON (who were by HERMIONE): ::backs away, very slowlly::
Well, I don't wear Doc Martins and I don't wear
robes and I don't boycott the house eleves servaces.
But I know two can play at this sort of game! Yeah, well, just wait see how jealous
he'll get when I start stalking Sirus Black!
HERMIONE: I don't wear doc martins
SNAPE: you can stalk Black all you want. I don't mind one bit
SIRIUS: oh shit
Well my Seviey's in love with that Hermy Ganger,
he's all crazy for that Hermy Ganger.
Once he was mine but now I better just forget him.
Cause my Sevvy is in love with that Hermy Ganger.
Why'd he have to fall for that Hermy Ganger???
If he wants to leave me, I guess I better let him.
Cause my Sev is in love with Hermy Ganger...... :( ~.~
SNAPE: FOR THE FINAL TIME: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH GRANGER!!
MALFOY: You think that, Professor
SNAPE (doing the unbelivable): 10 points from Slytherin
ALL (even Snape): In shock
The end.....
VOLDEMORT: Thank gods
RON: No it's not! look at the dots!
The End!!!!!
VOLDEMORT: yea it is
VOICE: The fic may be over, but I have a game for you!
ALL: groan
VOICE: Well don't you want to know what it is?
ALL: no
VOICE: Well you're gonna find out anyways! It's dum dum dum dum.... SPIN THE BOTTLE!
ALL: NO!
VOICE: Yuppers! Now, all of you into the black room! shoo!
All walk into the black room, in fear of Mr. Moviefone Voice
VOICE: Now, sit in a circle, boy, girl, boy, girl
HERMIONE: But there's only 2 girls
VOICE: Then sit boy boy girl
HERMIONE: But that still won't work
VOICE: Then, by damn sit boy boy boy girl!!!
So they sat Minnie, Sirius, Ron, Harry, Hermione, Voldemort, Draco, Snape, and back to Minnie.
Once they were settled, a empty butter beer bottle appeared in the center.
VOICE: The rules are easy. One of you will spin the bottle. Who ever it lands on, you HAVE to kiss. If it lands on that person again, you kiss for 30 seconds. If it lands on that same person again you french. After that, if it lands on that person again, you start over.
Got it?
ALL: nod
VOICE: Great! Minnie, you spin first!
MINERVA: Hey! Only Sirius can call me Minnie
SNAPE: Sirius and Minerva sitting in a tree k-i-s-s-i-n-g
SIRIUS: We've already done that.. 'cept not in a treee..
MINERVA: ::chunks bottle at Snape's head. bottle breaks. slaps Sirius::
SIRIUS: Ow! What was that for?!
MINERVA: You should know
VOICE: NO! Don't hurt my Sevvy!
::new bottle appears in the middle::
VOICE: Now, spin it or you have to kiss Sevvy
SNAPE: I'm not your Sevvy! I'm not even Sevvy! I'm Severus!
MINERVA: No! I refuse to kiss that that thing!
VOICE: Then spin the damn bottle!
She spun the bottle. It landed on (how lucky) Sirius. They kissed with no protest and Sirius spun. It landed on Voldie (ME: evil cackle).
VOLDEMORT/SIRIUS: NOOO!
VOICE: You hafta or else
SIRIUS: Or else what?
VOICE: I tie you together, face to face
SIRIUS: That's just wrong
They kissed, and rinsed their mouths out afterwards in the bathroom that wasn't there before they read the fic...
Voldie spun. It landed on Hermione.
HERMIONE: EWW!!
VOICE: Oh shut it. Atleast you don't have to kiss a girl.... but it can be arranged
HERMIONE: No, that's ok
So THEY kissed, and they, too rinsed thier mouths out. When she got back, Hermione spun. It landed on Ron. They kissed. Ron spun. It landed on Harry?
HARRY: I can't kiss me best friend!
VOICE: You hafta
HARRY: What if I don't
VOICE: I'll lock you in a closet with Draco
HARRY: No offence, Ron but I think I'd rather be locked in a closet with Malfoy than kiss you cuz you're my best friend. And you're a guy.
RON: Good cuz I fo' damn sure not gonna kiss you
VOICE: Alright then... You'll be stuck together untill the 7th badfic. You will read the fics together when Its' one of your turns. Between fics you will not leave the closet unless I say. There will be a bathcloset and a refrigerator. There will be a pack of exploading snap and a box of muggle chess.
Draco spun and it landed on Hermione.
DRACO: Eww! Do I hafta kiss MUDBLOOD?
HERMIONE: I'm not exactly jumping for joy over here, am I?
So, 5 minutes, 4 bribes and 7 punches later, they kissed. (on the cheek, of course, but wased their mouths and faces off anyways)
After everybody had been kissed (excpet Harry) the bottle exploded.
VOICE: Now! Harry, Draco, you are to live in that closet over there
with a small well no sound a closet door appeared.
VOICE: You two are the only two allowed to enter. If anyone else trys to they will find themselves in a pink frilly dress and tights.
SIRIUS: Pink, frilly dress?
VOICE: Yes. A pink, frilly dress.
SNAPE: That's just wrong
VOICE: Now then! Off you two go!
Harry and Draco enterd the room. It was more of a closet actually.
It was painted red, had 2 bean bag chairs 1 box of muggle chess, 1 deck of exploding snap cards, a small refrigerator, and a door. The door lead into a small closet that had a shower, toilet, mirror and vainity. All matching the red walled color scheme. There was also a telly on top of the refrigerator.
HARRY: Great. I'm stuck in hell with you
DRACO: Very funny Potter
VOICE: Now then! When you're in this room, nobody can hear anything from the outside, and vice versa. You see that telly over there? You can make 2 calls to the outside a day. That's one call a piece. I've written the number to the orange and black rooms on a piece of paper by the telly.
DRACO: What are we to sleep on?
VOICE: The bean bag chairs. And if there is ANY fighting, I WILL take one chair away.
HARRY/DRACO: NO!
VOICE: Then don't fight
MEANWHILE:
HERMIONE: poore Harry
SNAPE: More like poore Draco. Being forced to live with that fame drunken basterd
HERMIONE: PROFESSOR! Harry isn't a flame drunken basterd!
SNAPE: You're only saying that cuz you like him
HERMIONE: I most certainly DO NOT
SNAPE: You just think that!
VOICE: All of you shut it and go to sleep! I have a surprise for you tomarrow!
ALL: oh no
A/N: Sorry it's so long! I know I should have put Harry and Draco's new room in the next chapter... but I didn't wanna!! lol! So here it is!
HERMIONE: And stay tuned in untill next time
RON: When she unleashes her horrible surpise on us
HARRY/DRACO: on....
ALL: T.H.T. PRESENTS: Harry Potter Mystery Theater!
SIRIUS: More like Harry Potter Misery Theater
DRACO: Why is it HARRY POTTER? Why can't it be Draco Malfoy Mystery Misery Theater of the living dead?
Brittany: Can it, malfoy
DRACO: Who's Brittany?
Brittany: The genius behind this all!
MINERVA: Well when I get out of here I'm going to hurt you!
Brittany: Minnie! I'm surprised! Besides, you can't do that!
MINERVA: Why? and I'm not MINNIE im MINERVA McGonagall
Brittany: I'm American
MINERVA: Big whoop...
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