Author's Note: Sorry it's been a while..... Notice anything different? I
changed my pen name! It's an inside joke, and a very long story so I won't
take up your time explaining it.... ANYWAYZ I just haven't been on MY
computer for a while.... How many more chapters should i have? I'm thinking
5 or 10 more... That'll make 12 or 17 chapters. I'm thinking of writing
another fic... hmm...
Disclaimer: See previous chapters
Claimer: I forgot a claimer the last 3 chapters! NOOO! I own the orange and black rooms, kareoke stage, cd's, and anything else NON-HARRY POTTER OR OTHER WISE SPECIFIED that may appear.... see previous chapters for an extended list
Twisted Humor Theaters Presnts: Harry Potter Mystery Theater
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IN THE ORANGE ROOM:
Our favorite Transfigureation teacher was having a nice, long, undisturbed nap, untill she felt something cold on her head. In sitting up, she finds Sirius putting somthing in her hair.
MINERVA: SIRUS! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?
Some how, unexplicibly, Sirius got a hold of a bag of M&Ms, a box of oreos, and a tub of whipped cream, and was spooning the whipped cream into Minnie's hair, putting M&Ms and oreos on top, for what reason only God knows why.....
SIRIUS: SHH! The little people will hear you!
MINERVA: What 'LITTLE PEOPLE'?!?
SIRIUS (Pulling those little modles of Quidditch players like Harry had from the QWC (Quittch World Cup)): THESE little people!
MINERVA: Sirius! You are a bloody idiot! You are NOT putting those... those... those THINGS in my hair!!
SIRIUS (grinning): Yes I am
MINERVA (Now shouting): You bloody idiot! GET THOSE THINGS OUT OF MY HAIR!!!!
SIRIUS: You look so cute when you're mad!
MINERVA: AHH!
RON: Nice hairdo, professor
MINERVA: WEASLY! I DO NOT NEED YOU SHINANNIGANS RIGHT NOW! WHAT HOUSE ARE YOU IN?
RON: Duh! I'm in--
HERMIONE (cutting in to ron's sentance): He's in Slytherin, professor.
RON: NO-
HERMIONE (cutting in, again): (very pointedly): Yes you are... remember
RON: Oh! Oh yea! I'm in Slytherin!
HERMIONE: Umm Professor... why do you have whipped cream, M&Ms, oreoes and those little quittich figures in you hair?
MINRVA (through gritted teeth): I don't know... ask SIRIUS
HERMIONE: Oook... Sirius, why does Professor McGonagall have whipped cream, m&m's, oreos, and little quittich figureines in her hair?
SIRIUS: Well, it's like me mum always said: If you have one thing you love, and you can put it with another, you have a big, oversized chocolate chip cookie.
HERMIONE: Well, that's ::ahem:: interesting...
RON: ::laughs::
MINERVA: ::Shrieks with frustration, and runs to the bathroom and, frustrated, washes her hair::
SIRIUS: What???
HERMIONE,RON: ::more laughing::
SNAPE: You 3 pipe down! Normal people are trying to sleep! 5 points from... from... HUFFLEPUFF!
RON: Normal people??
HERMIONE: Hufflepuff?
SNAPE: I said shut it! and 5 more from Ravenclaw!!
VOLDIEMORT: Snape, you idiot! Shut the bloody hell up!
DRACO: Yea shut it!
RON: Hey! Malfoy's supposed to be in the ROD!
DRACO: Oh... yea I forgot....
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MEANWHILE.... Back in the lovingly called 'Room of Doom' or ROD for short Harry and Draco were still sleeping, sleeping as far away from each other as possible without leaving the room.
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VOLDEMORT: Well, as long as we're up we better get the damn fic started...
SNAPE: Aren't we anxcious to get this over, my lord
VOLDERMORT: Oh shove it... I want to get out of here as soon as possible.
SIRIUS: Is Minnie back yet?
MINERVA: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!
Minnie came out of the bathroom (fully, witchly robed, mind you....) with her hair up in a towl instead of a bun... such a surprise to everyone else....
SIRIUS: But the other day you told m-
MINERVA: SIRIUS! Shut the fuck up!
SIRIUS: Yes, Minnie, Queen of the universe...
MINERVA: SIRIUS!
SNAPE: WILL YOU TWO STOP FLIRTING, AND SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP?!
MINERVA: Yes, Severus, Potions Master of the Universe
SIRIUS: HEY! YOU GOT THAT FROM ME!
MINERVA: Oh shove it
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In the ROD (hey.. that rhymes... room of doom! ::evil cackle::) :
Harry and Draco have awoken (unfortuneately...) and arguing about whose side of the room Harry's foot was on, as the room was, as I mentioned earlier, quite small
DRACO: Your filthy, mud-blood loving foot was on MY side of the room!
HARRY: Mud-blood loving? I'm not the one who admitted to liking Hermione! And my foot was on MY side of the room.
DRACO: Ok then... Your filthy ghetto, un-rich people loving foot was on MY side of the room!
HARRY: My foot's not ghetto! And it was on MY side!
DRACO: Your foot is so ghetto... and it was on MY side!
VOICE: WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT WHOSE FOOT WAS ON WHOSE SIDE! And, Harry, don't worry... *I* don't think your foot's ghetto.....
HARRY: Haha!
DRACO: Shove off
VOICE: Now! You two... get your asses out of this room and into the orange room to read the damn fic, or 3 days or 5 more fics before you get to leave... witchever comes first.....
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ORANGE ROOM:
VOLDEMORT: Potter! You filthy, stinking mud-blood, not rich people loving beaner! I'm going to kill you!
HARRY: You've already tried that three 5 time before. It doesn't work
VOLDEMORT: damn
HARRY: I'm gonna kill you! now THAT'll work
VOLDEMORT: You can't! *I've* drank Unicorn's blood!
HARRY: Damn
While our favorite hero and villian were arguing, Draco sneaked up behind Hermione and pulled her hair.
HERMIONE: Ouch! Malfoy! You basterd!
Hermione then got a can of orange soda-water (pop, coke, soda, whatever you wanna call it..) and smaked him in the head with it.
DRACO: ::moment of unconsiousness::
ALL ('cept Draco, for obvious reasons..): .....
DRACO: What was that for?
HERMIONE: Don't play the old 'dumb blonde' thing. You know why! Now leave me the bloody hell alone. I don't like you. You're evil! ::does that cross thing with her fingers, you know the one where you make a cross with your 2 index fingers? that thing.. arms outstreached::
DRACO: I'm not EVIL I'm just... NOT GOOD! YEA! I'm 'Not Good'
VOLDEMORT, SNAPE, HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, MINNIE, SIRIUS: You're evil
DRACO: damn
SIRIUS: ANYWAYZ... on with the fic!
VOICE: HEY! That's MY line!
SIRIUS: oh well...
a stack of parchment appears in front of Voldie...
he begins
Mr. Krabbs Smells The Smelly Smell of Something Smelly
VOLDEMORT: Who is Mr. Krabbs? And is he a muggle?
HERMIONE: Mr. Krabbs is the owner of The Krusty Krab in the muggle Telleyvision show, Sponge Bob Square Pants. No, he's not a muggle. He's not even real.
Starring: Mr. Krabbs as Mr. Krabbs
Sponge Bob Square Pants as Sponge Bob Square Pants
and Harry Potter as Squidward!
HARRY: Atlest I'm not Patrick
RON: Who's Patrick?
HARRY: Sponge Bob's best friend. He's a pink star fish and VERY stupid
DRACO: kinda like you
::harry socks Draco::
HERMIONE: Harry! How many times do I have to tell you! Violence is NOT the answer! even if it IS Malfoy!
HARRY: You sound just like Ron's mum...
SNAPE: JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET ON WITH THE FIC!
oNe dAiH, mR kRaBbS wEnT tO tHe KrUsTy KrAb AnD sPoNgE bOb WaS mAkInG kRaBbY pAtTiEs AnD sQuId-HaRrY wAs hItTiNg oN sAnDy.
HARRY: Nooo!
VOLDEMORT: what is a 'Krabby Patty'?
HERMIONE: A kind of hamburger
VOLDEMORT: oh
HERMIONE: Look at all the spelling and grammer mistakes! It's a run-on, and look at the sticky caps! urgh!
RON: Sticky caps?
HERMIONE: It's like when you wRiTe oR TyPe LyKe ThIs
RON: oh
sAnDy tHeN tOoK sQuId-HaRrY tO jElLyFiSh FiElDs AnD tHeY sNogGed fOr 3 dAyZ sTrAIt
HARRY: How unplesent...
DRACO: Atleast your getting some action...
HERMIONE: ::slaps Draco::
DRACO: OW!
HERMIONE: Was that enough action for you?
DRACO: (mumbling) i didn't mean that kind of action... i ment snogging
aLl sUdDeNly mR.KrAbBs StArTed sIngInG aN eMiNeM song! He sAnG '2 trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside 2 trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside....'
HERMIONE: ooh! I LOVE that song! ...Guess who's back, back again, Shady's back, tell a friend guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back I've created a monster nobody wants to see marshall no more they want shady i'm chopped liver well if you want shady this is what i'll give ya; a little weed mixed wth some hard liquor...'
HARRY: Herm! Settle down
DRACO: I kinda liked that
ThEn HeRm CuMz Up AnD gOeZ: MR KrAbBz! Yo Yo Yo! I LOVE tHaT soNg MAN! it's TiGhT!
ThEn HeRm wAlkz In ON sQuId-HaRrY aND sandY mAkINg OuT! tHEN sHE's AlL sQuid-hARry! yOu bASTerED! YoU bE cHeATinG oN mE! tHEn sQuID-hArRy's aLl: bUt I'm NoT chEatIng! sHe SeduCed mE! theN saNDy'S all: nO i DidN'T yoU lYiNG bAStERed! yOu cAmE oN tO me!
SIRIUS: Harry, you realize in this story you are a half squid, you come on to a squirrel, and you get broke up wit Hermione?
HARRY: unfortuneatly
DRACO: So you like my Hermy??? I knew it! You lying basterd!
HARRY: I AM NOT A LYING BASTERD! I DO NOT LIKE HERMIONE IN THAT WAY! DAMN!
MINERVA: 70 POINTS TO...UH....
HERMIONE: Gryffindor?
MINERVA: YEA! 170 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!
DRACO: HUh? WHY?
MINERVA: I said so! 900 points from uh..
HERMIONE: Slytherin?
MINERVA: YEA! 1900 POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN!
SNAPE: That's not fair! We don't have that many points!
MINERVA: Fuck off
ThEn AlL sUDdENlY ThEy aLl DieD anD wEnT tO hELl bECaUsE tHEy wERE bAd pEoPLE AND mInERva told SeVerUs To scReW hIMselF (witch he did. Publicly.)
ALL: AHH! NO! EWW!
ThEn MiNerVa kIllEd HIm WItH thE phOne frOm ThE R.0.D.!
MINERVA: Hell yea! Rott in hell you basterd!
SNAPE: hmph...
Harry, I'm sorry I made you a half squid, make you come on to a squirrel, and then you get broke up wit Hermione. Next time you'll be better off!
Sirius, M & M'S ROCK!
Minerva, next time you get to torture severus even more!
MINERVA: HELL YEA!
Severus, you greasesy headed slimball-- ROTT IN HELL
Ron, next time I'll include you
Draco, you're a hottie
Hermione, nextime you won't have to rott in hell and be stuck with Harry.
Voldi, I stole your Mr.Snuffle-Lumpkins!!
VOLDEMORT: NOOO! NOT MR. SNUFFLE-LUMPKINS!!!
eNd
VOICE: Well, did you all enjoy today's viewing?
ALL: No
VOICE: Excellent!! You'll enjoy the next one even more!
ALL: ::groan::
HERMIONE: Am I the only one who noticed in that fic did it not once mention that Mr. Krabbs Smells The Smelly Smell Of Something Smelly?
DRACO: No. Wait! Look! There's something at the bottem of the parchment!
HARRY: Yea.... It says
oH yEaH--- aNd Mr. kRabBz SmeLlZ tHe SmEllY sMeLl OF SoMeTHinG SmElLy!
HERMIONE: Damn. Spoke too soon........
DRACO: That's alright... you don't have to speak :::kisses hermione::
ALL ('cept herm and Draco): ooooh
HERMIONE: Ahhh! Draco! You are a Fithy evil basterd! You may be a good kisser, but that's all you are; A good kissing Flithy evil basterd!
DRACO: I'm hurt!
HERMIONE: GOOD
And so today's episode ends, Hermione and Draco at opposite ends of the room, and the rest in the middle, dumbstruck.
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Disclaimer: See previous chapters
Claimer: I forgot a claimer the last 3 chapters! NOOO! I own the orange and black rooms, kareoke stage, cd's, and anything else NON-HARRY POTTER OR OTHER WISE SPECIFIED that may appear.... see previous chapters for an extended list
Twisted Humor Theaters Presnts: Harry Potter Mystery Theater
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IN THE ORANGE ROOM:
Our favorite Transfigureation teacher was having a nice, long, undisturbed nap, untill she felt something cold on her head. In sitting up, she finds Sirius putting somthing in her hair.
MINERVA: SIRUS! WHAT THE BLOODY HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?
Some how, unexplicibly, Sirius got a hold of a bag of M&Ms, a box of oreos, and a tub of whipped cream, and was spooning the whipped cream into Minnie's hair, putting M&Ms and oreos on top, for what reason only God knows why.....
SIRIUS: SHH! The little people will hear you!
MINERVA: What 'LITTLE PEOPLE'?!?
SIRIUS (Pulling those little modles of Quidditch players like Harry had from the QWC (Quittch World Cup)): THESE little people!
MINERVA: Sirius! You are a bloody idiot! You are NOT putting those... those... those THINGS in my hair!!
SIRIUS (grinning): Yes I am
MINERVA (Now shouting): You bloody idiot! GET THOSE THINGS OUT OF MY HAIR!!!!
SIRIUS: You look so cute when you're mad!
MINERVA: AHH!
RON: Nice hairdo, professor
MINERVA: WEASLY! I DO NOT NEED YOU SHINANNIGANS RIGHT NOW! WHAT HOUSE ARE YOU IN?
RON: Duh! I'm in--
HERMIONE (cutting in to ron's sentance): He's in Slytherin, professor.
RON: NO-
HERMIONE (cutting in, again): (very pointedly): Yes you are... remember
RON: Oh! Oh yea! I'm in Slytherin!
HERMIONE: Umm Professor... why do you have whipped cream, M&Ms, oreoes and those little quittich figures in you hair?
MINRVA (through gritted teeth): I don't know... ask SIRIUS
HERMIONE: Oook... Sirius, why does Professor McGonagall have whipped cream, m&m's, oreos, and little quittich figureines in her hair?
SIRIUS: Well, it's like me mum always said: If you have one thing you love, and you can put it with another, you have a big, oversized chocolate chip cookie.
HERMIONE: Well, that's ::ahem:: interesting...
RON: ::laughs::
MINERVA: ::Shrieks with frustration, and runs to the bathroom and, frustrated, washes her hair::
SIRIUS: What???
HERMIONE,RON: ::more laughing::
SNAPE: You 3 pipe down! Normal people are trying to sleep! 5 points from... from... HUFFLEPUFF!
RON: Normal people??
HERMIONE: Hufflepuff?
SNAPE: I said shut it! and 5 more from Ravenclaw!!
VOLDIEMORT: Snape, you idiot! Shut the bloody hell up!
DRACO: Yea shut it!
RON: Hey! Malfoy's supposed to be in the ROD!
DRACO: Oh... yea I forgot....
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MEANWHILE.... Back in the lovingly called 'Room of Doom' or ROD for short Harry and Draco were still sleeping, sleeping as far away from each other as possible without leaving the room.
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VOLDEMORT: Well, as long as we're up we better get the damn fic started...
SNAPE: Aren't we anxcious to get this over, my lord
VOLDERMORT: Oh shove it... I want to get out of here as soon as possible.
SIRIUS: Is Minnie back yet?
MINERVA: I TOLD YOU NOT TO CALL ME THAT!
Minnie came out of the bathroom (fully, witchly robed, mind you....) with her hair up in a towl instead of a bun... such a surprise to everyone else....
SIRIUS: But the other day you told m-
MINERVA: SIRIUS! Shut the fuck up!
SIRIUS: Yes, Minnie, Queen of the universe...
MINERVA: SIRIUS!
SNAPE: WILL YOU TWO STOP FLIRTING, AND SHUT THE BLOODY HELL UP?!
MINERVA: Yes, Severus, Potions Master of the Universe
SIRIUS: HEY! YOU GOT THAT FROM ME!
MINERVA: Oh shove it
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In the ROD (hey.. that rhymes... room of doom! ::evil cackle::) :
Harry and Draco have awoken (unfortuneately...) and arguing about whose side of the room Harry's foot was on, as the room was, as I mentioned earlier, quite small
DRACO: Your filthy, mud-blood loving foot was on MY side of the room!
HARRY: Mud-blood loving? I'm not the one who admitted to liking Hermione! And my foot was on MY side of the room.
DRACO: Ok then... Your filthy ghetto, un-rich people loving foot was on MY side of the room!
HARRY: My foot's not ghetto! And it was on MY side!
DRACO: Your foot is so ghetto... and it was on MY side!
VOICE: WHO GIVES A DAMN ABOUT WHOSE FOOT WAS ON WHOSE SIDE! And, Harry, don't worry... *I* don't think your foot's ghetto.....
HARRY: Haha!
DRACO: Shove off
VOICE: Now! You two... get your asses out of this room and into the orange room to read the damn fic, or 3 days or 5 more fics before you get to leave... witchever comes first.....
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ORANGE ROOM:
VOLDEMORT: Potter! You filthy, stinking mud-blood, not rich people loving beaner! I'm going to kill you!
HARRY: You've already tried that three 5 time before. It doesn't work
VOLDEMORT: damn
HARRY: I'm gonna kill you! now THAT'll work
VOLDEMORT: You can't! *I've* drank Unicorn's blood!
HARRY: Damn
While our favorite hero and villian were arguing, Draco sneaked up behind Hermione and pulled her hair.
HERMIONE: Ouch! Malfoy! You basterd!
Hermione then got a can of orange soda-water (pop, coke, soda, whatever you wanna call it..) and smaked him in the head with it.
DRACO: ::moment of unconsiousness::
ALL ('cept Draco, for obvious reasons..): .....
DRACO: What was that for?
HERMIONE: Don't play the old 'dumb blonde' thing. You know why! Now leave me the bloody hell alone. I don't like you. You're evil! ::does that cross thing with her fingers, you know the one where you make a cross with your 2 index fingers? that thing.. arms outstreached::
DRACO: I'm not EVIL I'm just... NOT GOOD! YEA! I'm 'Not Good'
VOLDEMORT, SNAPE, HARRY, RON, HERMIONE, MINNIE, SIRIUS: You're evil
DRACO: damn
SIRIUS: ANYWAYZ... on with the fic!
VOICE: HEY! That's MY line!
SIRIUS: oh well...
a stack of parchment appears in front of Voldie...
he begins
Mr. Krabbs Smells The Smelly Smell of Something Smelly
VOLDEMORT: Who is Mr. Krabbs? And is he a muggle?
HERMIONE: Mr. Krabbs is the owner of The Krusty Krab in the muggle Telleyvision show, Sponge Bob Square Pants. No, he's not a muggle. He's not even real.
Starring: Mr. Krabbs as Mr. Krabbs
Sponge Bob Square Pants as Sponge Bob Square Pants
and Harry Potter as Squidward!
HARRY: Atlest I'm not Patrick
RON: Who's Patrick?
HARRY: Sponge Bob's best friend. He's a pink star fish and VERY stupid
DRACO: kinda like you
::harry socks Draco::
HERMIONE: Harry! How many times do I have to tell you! Violence is NOT the answer! even if it IS Malfoy!
HARRY: You sound just like Ron's mum...
SNAPE: JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GET ON WITH THE FIC!
oNe dAiH, mR kRaBbS wEnT tO tHe KrUsTy KrAb AnD sPoNgE bOb WaS mAkInG kRaBbY pAtTiEs AnD sQuId-HaRrY wAs hItTiNg oN sAnDy.
HARRY: Nooo!
VOLDEMORT: what is a 'Krabby Patty'?
HERMIONE: A kind of hamburger
VOLDEMORT: oh
HERMIONE: Look at all the spelling and grammer mistakes! It's a run-on, and look at the sticky caps! urgh!
RON: Sticky caps?
HERMIONE: It's like when you wRiTe oR TyPe LyKe ThIs
RON: oh
sAnDy tHeN tOoK sQuId-HaRrY tO jElLyFiSh FiElDs AnD tHeY sNogGed fOr 3 dAyZ sTrAIt
HARRY: How unplesent...
DRACO: Atleast your getting some action...
HERMIONE: ::slaps Draco::
DRACO: OW!
HERMIONE: Was that enough action for you?
DRACO: (mumbling) i didn't mean that kind of action... i ment snogging
aLl sUdDeNly mR.KrAbBs StArTed sIngInG aN eMiNeM song! He sAnG '2 trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside 2 trailer park girls go round the outside, round the outside, round the outside....'
HERMIONE: ooh! I LOVE that song! ...Guess who's back, back again, Shady's back, tell a friend guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back guess who's back I've created a monster nobody wants to see marshall no more they want shady i'm chopped liver well if you want shady this is what i'll give ya; a little weed mixed wth some hard liquor...'
HARRY: Herm! Settle down
DRACO: I kinda liked that
ThEn HeRm CuMz Up AnD gOeZ: MR KrAbBz! Yo Yo Yo! I LOVE tHaT soNg MAN! it's TiGhT!
ThEn HeRm wAlkz In ON sQuId-HaRrY aND sandY mAkINg OuT! tHEN sHE's AlL sQuid-hARry! yOu bASTerED! YoU bE cHeATinG oN mE! tHEn sQuID-hArRy's aLl: bUt I'm NoT chEatIng! sHe SeduCed mE! theN saNDy'S all: nO i DidN'T yoU lYiNG bAStERed! yOu cAmE oN tO me!
SIRIUS: Harry, you realize in this story you are a half squid, you come on to a squirrel, and you get broke up wit Hermione?
HARRY: unfortuneatly
DRACO: So you like my Hermy??? I knew it! You lying basterd!
HARRY: I AM NOT A LYING BASTERD! I DO NOT LIKE HERMIONE IN THAT WAY! DAMN!
MINERVA: 70 POINTS TO...UH....
HERMIONE: Gryffindor?
MINERVA: YEA! 170 POINTS TO GRYFFINDOR!
DRACO: HUh? WHY?
MINERVA: I said so! 900 points from uh..
HERMIONE: Slytherin?
MINERVA: YEA! 1900 POINTS FROM SLYTHERIN!
SNAPE: That's not fair! We don't have that many points!
MINERVA: Fuck off
ThEn AlL sUDdENlY ThEy aLl DieD anD wEnT tO hELl bECaUsE tHEy wERE bAd pEoPLE AND mInERva told SeVerUs To scReW hIMselF (witch he did. Publicly.)
ALL: AHH! NO! EWW!
ThEn MiNerVa kIllEd HIm WItH thE phOne frOm ThE R.0.D.!
MINERVA: Hell yea! Rott in hell you basterd!
SNAPE: hmph...
Harry, I'm sorry I made you a half squid, make you come on to a squirrel, and then you get broke up wit Hermione. Next time you'll be better off!
Sirius, M & M'S ROCK!
Minerva, next time you get to torture severus even more!
MINERVA: HELL YEA!
Severus, you greasesy headed slimball-- ROTT IN HELL
Ron, next time I'll include you
Draco, you're a hottie
Hermione, nextime you won't have to rott in hell and be stuck with Harry.
Voldi, I stole your Mr.Snuffle-Lumpkins!!
VOLDEMORT: NOOO! NOT MR. SNUFFLE-LUMPKINS!!!
eNd
VOICE: Well, did you all enjoy today's viewing?
ALL: No
VOICE: Excellent!! You'll enjoy the next one even more!
ALL: ::groan::
HERMIONE: Am I the only one who noticed in that fic did it not once mention that Mr. Krabbs Smells The Smelly Smell Of Something Smelly?
DRACO: No. Wait! Look! There's something at the bottem of the parchment!
HARRY: Yea.... It says
oH yEaH--- aNd Mr. kRabBz SmeLlZ tHe SmEllY sMeLl OF SoMeTHinG SmElLy!
HERMIONE: Damn. Spoke too soon........
DRACO: That's alright... you don't have to speak :::kisses hermione::
ALL ('cept herm and Draco): ooooh
HERMIONE: Ahhh! Draco! You are a Fithy evil basterd! You may be a good kisser, but that's all you are; A good kissing Flithy evil basterd!
DRACO: I'm hurt!
HERMIONE: GOOD
And so today's episode ends, Hermione and Draco at opposite ends of the room, and the rest in the middle, dumbstruck.
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