Of Booze & Beatles

By Me Gots No Name

Disclaimer: I don't own anything I write about. Besides, you should know that from reading the 1st one. By reviewer's request & several pokes in the head from my sister, I bring you this sequel.

Cloud & company have returned to the Gold Saucer for some wholesome, Disneyland~type fun. Cait Sith, however, realizes that soon his game of espionage will be over, & is making a list of things he wants to do before everyone else finds out he's a spy.

Cait Sith: (reading off list) "Let Red XIII chase me, Buy a flower from Aeris, Swear with Cid, Write note to Barret apologizing about Marlene, Listen to music with Vincent, Give Tifa drink recipes, Steal Keystone from Cloud, & Go on a date with Yuffie." Hmm. I got a lot to do & less time to do it in.

*Satellite Room*

Reeve: I can't believe I'm holding a child hostage.

Reno: Aw, come on. It ain't that bad.

Reeve: Have you no moral fiber?

Reno: Oh yeah, I got that.

Reeve: You do?

Reno: Yeah, I had some cereal this morning that was high in fiber.

*Reeve sweatdrops.*

Reeve: What surprises me most is you actually read what your box of cereal says.

Reno: I'm not eating any more of that stuff. I only ate it 'cause your hostage took my Lucky Charms.

*Marlene is sitting on a filing cabinet, dangling her legs over the side, eating Lucky Charms.*

Reeve: Well maybe this isn't too bad…

Short I know, but that's how I do my stories. Sit tight for the next chapter.