Aeris: What do you want, Cait Sith?

Cait Sith: I want to buy a flower.

Aeris; oh, okay ! I have lilies, roses, sunflowers...

*Cait Sith thinks for a minute.*

Cait Sith: I'll buy a lily.

Aeris: All right. Here you go.

*Exchange lily & gil.*

Cait Sith: "Buy a flower from Aeris." Check.

*At Hojo's Science Lab...*

Scarlet: HOJO!!!!!

Hojo: Shh... Not so loud. You'll disturb my precious specimens.

Scarlet: You sick pervert, taking advantage of an injured woman in the most disgusting way!

Hojo: I didn't hear you speak a word of complaint about it until just now. Besides, that was long ago.

Scarlet: Oh, I'll get my revenge on you, Hojo. Mark my words. I'll get my revenge!

Hojo: I'd like to see you try.

*Saucer*

Cait Sith: Now, what's next? "Swear with Cid."

*Knocks on Cid's door.*

Cid: WHO THE %^(* IS IT?!? CAIT SITH! WHAT THE %^(* DO YOU %^(*ING WANT, YOU %^(*?!?

Cait Sith: Um...I came to swear with you.

Cid: %^(*?

Cait Sith: %^(*.

Cid: You're %^(*ing serious.

Cait Sith: %^(* straight.

Cid: %^(*ing cool. No %^(* ever %^(*ing decided to %^(*ing swear with me.

Cait Sith: I can't %^(*ing imagine why.

Cid: Hey, ya wanna see a %^(*ing beautiful picture of my %^(*ing sweet ship's %^(*ing sexy bikini goddess?

Cait Sith: %^(* YES!