*Reeve's Car*
Reno: These tacos always have too much lettuce.
Rude: & they cheated us out of the bacon in these club chalupas.
Reeve: Hey! The chalupas are mine!
Marlene: Hey, a police car's following us.
*Everyone turns around except for Reeve, who checks the rearview mirror.*
Reeve: Aw, crud! The fuzz found out I kidnapped an innocent little girl!
Reno: They found out about all the liquor I stole from the annual company party!
Rude: They found out about my gambling ring!
Marlene: I don't think they knew about any of that stuff.
Reno: Oh? Well if you're so smart, then what ARE they chasing us for?
Marlene: Maybe because we were going 120 in a 35 zone?
*Saucer*
Cait Sith: Tifa! Where are ya?
Tifa: Oh, Cait Sith. What's up?
Cait Sith: I was on the internet & I got you some drink recipes you could use for your bar.
Tifa: Thank you, Cait Sith. How sweet. (Looks at one of the cards) "A long comfortable screw against the wall"?
Cait Sith: Strange name, but good drink. Plus, it's funny watching everyone's reaction when someone actually orders one.
Tifa: Good point. Thanks, Cait Sith.
Cait Sith: No prob. "Give Tifa drink recipes." Check.
*Elena's House*
Elena: Hey Tseng, are you all right? You vomited a lot on the way here.
Tseng: Oh yeah. I feel really gud…Now, ya got anythin' ta eat 'round here?
Elena (thinking): Maybe this was a mistake. I really shouldn't take advantage of Tseng while he's intoxicated, should I?
Tseng: Hey, thish bed iz reeeeeally soft. & big tew.
Elena (thinking): Duh! No question.
This teaches us something: If you must drink, drink at home alone.
Reno: These tacos always have too much lettuce.
Rude: & they cheated us out of the bacon in these club chalupas.
Reeve: Hey! The chalupas are mine!
Marlene: Hey, a police car's following us.
*Everyone turns around except for Reeve, who checks the rearview mirror.*
Reeve: Aw, crud! The fuzz found out I kidnapped an innocent little girl!
Reno: They found out about all the liquor I stole from the annual company party!
Rude: They found out about my gambling ring!
Marlene: I don't think they knew about any of that stuff.
Reno: Oh? Well if you're so smart, then what ARE they chasing us for?
Marlene: Maybe because we were going 120 in a 35 zone?
*Saucer*
Cait Sith: Tifa! Where are ya?
Tifa: Oh, Cait Sith. What's up?
Cait Sith: I was on the internet & I got you some drink recipes you could use for your bar.
Tifa: Thank you, Cait Sith. How sweet. (Looks at one of the cards) "A long comfortable screw against the wall"?
Cait Sith: Strange name, but good drink. Plus, it's funny watching everyone's reaction when someone actually orders one.
Tifa: Good point. Thanks, Cait Sith.
Cait Sith: No prob. "Give Tifa drink recipes." Check.
*Elena's House*
Elena: Hey Tseng, are you all right? You vomited a lot on the way here.
Tseng: Oh yeah. I feel really gud…Now, ya got anythin' ta eat 'round here?
Elena (thinking): Maybe this was a mistake. I really shouldn't take advantage of Tseng while he's intoxicated, should I?
Tseng: Hey, thish bed iz reeeeeally soft. & big tew.
Elena (thinking): Duh! No question.
This teaches us something: If you must drink, drink at home alone.