*Saucer*

Cait Sith: "Steal Keystone from Cloud." Aw, crud. This is gonna be complicated.

*Yuffie walks in.*

Cait Sith (dreamily): Hi Yuffie…

Yuffie: Hi Cait Sith.

Cait Sith (still dreamily): Hi Yuffie…

Yuffie: Okay, how's it going?

Cait Sith: (yet still dreamily) Hi Yuffie… *snaps out of it* Oh, um… You wouldn't happen to know where Cloud is, would you?

Yuffie: He's in the can.

Cait Sith (thinking): Perfect! My beloved has helped me with my mission unknowingly.

Yuffie: Why do you wanna know?

Cait Sith: (thinking) Oh no! If Yuffie finds out I'm a spy, she'll have nothing to do with me! But lying to her would be even worse! What to do. What to do. (aloud) He has my cake recipe. (thinking) Wait, that didn't come out right.

Yuffie: Huh? Are you hiding something?

Cait Sith (thinking): She's caught on to me! I should've known she would. She's so smart.

Yuffie: Are you going to steal Cloud's~

Cait Sith: YES! YES I AM! I'M SORRY! I'M SORRY! PLEASE DON'T TELL ANYONE! PLEASE! I'M SO AHAMED!

Yuffie: Calm down, I won't tell.

Cait Sith: You won't?

Yuffie: Of course not. I wanna steal Cloud's materia, too.

Cait Sith: (thinking) This could turn out better than I thought. (aloud) Wanna come & split the difference?

Yuffie: Count me in!

*President Rufus's Office*

Hojo: SHE LET THEM GO! THAT %^(*ING SLUT LET MY PRECIOUS SPECIMENS GO!

Scarlet: You brought it on yourself. Besides, you only slept with me because I had a concussion.

Rufus: Frankly, I think the both of you are %^(*ed up because no one in their right mind would set Hojo's experiments free OR bang Scarlet. The only solution I see to this problem is if you bang each other again.

Hojo & Scarlet: WHAT THE %^(*?!? There's no way in Hell I'd do that again.

Rufus: I think there is.