*Saucer*

Cait Sith: Okay, got the bag?

Yuffie: Yep. Got the gil?

Cait Sith: Yep. Okay, let's go.

Yuffie: Okay.

*They sneak into Cloud's room & take his materia. Cait Sith discreatly puts the Keystone in his mog's mouth.*

Cait Sith: Well that was easy.

Yuffie: Yeah, it was.

Cait Sith: Wanna catch a flick?

Yuffie: Okay!

Cait Sith (thinking): "Steal Keystone from Cloud." Check.

*Reeve's Car*

Reno: Reeve, don't stop for anything!

Reeve: You say that like I don't know that!

Rude: …..!

Marlene: Wow! We're probably gonna get on my favorite show: "World's Wildest Police Chases"

Officer (on megaphone): You're under arrest! Pull over to the side of the road! For the love of crumb cake, STOP!

Marlene: Hey, you guys see that bridge?

Reeve: Yeah…

Marlene: Well, it's up.

Reno: Oh shite.

Rude: …..!

Reeve: Okay, is everybody ready?

*Everyone nods.*

Reeve: Okay.

*Everyone takes a deep breath.*

Everyone: AHHHHH!!!!!

*The car jumps off the end of the bridge.*

Officer (off megaphone): They're crazy! Poor fools ain't gonna make it!