*Gold Saucer Moogleplex*

Cait Sith: This place has the oldest movies.

Yuffie: Most of these are probably older than Vincent.

Cait Sith: 2 tickets for "Monkey Business."

Yuffie: "Monkey Business"?

Cait Sith: I got a weakness for Marx Brothers films.

*Elena's House*

Tseng: Aw, cum on. Lemme sing ya anuther song, babe.

*Tseng is caterwalling around on Elena's bed in nothing but a pair of boxers, holding a bottle of booze.*

Elena: How about you settle down on the bed & I come out of the bathroom?

Tseng: Whuteva floats yer boat.

*Elena walks out of the bathroom in a black nightie that's barely hanging onto her. Tseng drops his bottle.*

Elena: Here. Let me get that for you.

*Elena bends over to get the bottle, giving Tseng a good view of cheesecake. He throws her on the bed & jumps on her, his battle cry ringing through the house.*

Tseng: CHEESECAKE!!!!!

*Moogleplex*

Cait Sith: Enjoying the movie?

Yuffie (who's eating popcorn): Mmm~hmph! *crunch, smack*

Cait Sith: I wonder how Moggy is enjoying his movie.

*In other theater in Moogleplex…*

Moggy (who's drinking soda): *sip, sip, sip*

*Moggy is watching "Dumb & Dumber" alone in the plex.*

Lloyd: Mock!

Harry (singing): Yeah!

Lloyd: Ing!

Harry: Yeah!

Lloyd: Bird!

Harry: Yeah!

Lloyd: Yeah!

Harry: Yeah!