*Reeve's Car*

Everyone: AHHHHH!!!!! *Takes deep breath.* AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

*The car crashes through a roof. The car is okay.*

Reeve: Everyone okay?

*Everyone murmurs affirmativly.*

WHAT THE %^(* IS GOING ON?!?

*They realize that they crashed right through Aura~sama's roof & now have to deal with the pissed author.*

Reeve: We can explain.

Don't bother. I saw your chase on "World's Wildest Police Chases."

Marlene: Yes!

Reno: Why aren't the fuzz still chasing us?

Must've been a wormhole or something. But enough about that. WHAT AM I GONNA DO ABOUT MY ROOF?

Rude: How do you normally solve problems like this?

Duct tape.

Reeve: I think it'll take a little more than that.

Aw, don't worry about it. We're getting a new house anyway.

Reno: Hey, if you were watching, what were the police chasing us for anyway?

You guys are accused of ripping off Taco Bell. What happened? Did they not accept gil?

Everyone: They don't accept gil?

*Moogleplex*

Cait Sith: So didja have fun tonight?

Yuffie: Oh yeah! I had a lot of fun! Thank you.

*Yuffie gives Cait Sith a peck on the forehead & leaves.*

Cait Sith (dreamily): "Go on a date with Yuffie." Check.

*Cait Sith faints off Moggy. Moggy unzips his back, tosses Cait Sith in, & starts listening to Monty Python.*

Monty Python (singing): I~mmanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable! Heidigger, Heidigger was a boozy begger who can think you under the table!

Just so you know, the Heidigger in the song is the philosopher. I wanted to add the lyrics about Aristotle & the others, but I forgot the words. ^^"