*Hojo's Lab*

Rufus: I'd like to try an experiment, if you don't mind. Or even if you do mind, I don't care. Just both of you get in the room.

*Hojo & Scarlet are locked in the room.*

Hojo: What are you trying to accomplish?

Rufus: I want to see how long it takes two nymphromaniacs to bang each other.

Hojo & Scarlet: What?!?

Rufus: This should keep me entertained for a few hours…

*Elena's Bed*

Tseng: Zzzzz…

*Elena is sleeping soundly next to Tseng. The door opens.*

Elly's Friend: Hey, I got the cutest little Gir doll at the mall today &~Oh, my…

*Walks out of the room & shuts door behind her. She accidentally smacks the Gir doll against the wall.*

Gir: Wheeeee~Hoo~Hoo~Hoo~Hoo!

*President Rufus's Office*

Rufus: Now, I can watch something quality.

*Rufus turns on his TV, which has a camera to Hojo's control room. The picture certainly isn't the room, though.*

SpongeBob: What is this?

Plankton: I don't see anything.

SpongeBob (sobbing): How can you not see it?!?

Plankton: OKAY! Okay, I see it! It's a Krabby Patty, okay?!? I couldn't help myself.

SpongeBob: But we sang the "F.U.N." song! I think I'm going to be sick.

Rufus: O…kay…

*Changes channel.*

Zim: What are you watching?

Gir: "Angry Monkey"

Zim: THAT EVIL MONKEY.

Gir: Where's Ultra~Peepi?

Zim: He's working.

Rufus: Not in this lifetime.

*Changes channel.*