You know you like Anime Fan fiction too much When . . .
By Lily-chan and Pearly-chan
1) Your parents begin to wonder if you can leave the computer.
2) You have added a new group to the food pyramid that doubles its size: Fan fiction.
3) You are going in for a mousendectamy to have the computer mouse removed from
your hand.
4) Your right hand is stuck in the shape of the mouse.
5) You spend at least 5 school periods looking up fan fiction.
6) You come home and spend four more hours online.
7) You get online right after dinner, and at 3:30 am you wonder if MAYBE you should take a break.
8) Your parents are no longer bothered with the fan fiction induced glaze over your eyes at all hours.
9) You go into a painful withdraw if you don't read at least one hour of fan fiction a day
10) You find your fan fiction addiction is contagious, and you happily spread it to all your friends.
11) Your homepage is ff.net.
12) You make lists of addictions just to say you have an account on ff.net.
13) You spend all your time not reading fan fiction planning your own or making sequels to your favorites.
14) When you are forced to do something without a computer, you do it in coss play.
15) Your friends are used to the names you have given them: Usagi (her boyfriend is Mamoru, of course), Zelgadis, Heero, and Sakura. You always call your teacher Haruna-sensei.
16) You cry when no one reviews your fanfiction.
17) It is not unusual for you to say "That reminds me of my friend Inu-Yash*..." (*substitute your favorite character here).
18) The only people on your buddy list are fanfic authors.
19) You met all your online friends through ff.net
20) You're absolutely sure that there MUST be fanfiction in Heaven.
21) The only reason you're good in Science is because you are trying to build a machine that will integrate you with fanfiction.
22) You have an anime dream at least once a week.
23) If you are religious, you start to pray for the characters, before you realize they are only fictional. The realization brings you to tears.
24) You refuse to believe anime characters are fictional.
25) It is not unusual for you to speak Japanese.
26) Your friends no longer find this weird.
27) Because of this, they are learning Japanese, or at the very least, they understand it.
28) Your parents have told you outright that fanfiction is an unhealthy addiction.
29) You write your own fanfiction, then turn it into Manga.
30) You are writing at least six fanfictions.
31) You have used up 1/2 your hard drive on fanfiction.
32) You cried when your parents told you to delete some of them.
33) You have summoned a baka mallet.
34) You have answered 'yes' to everything on this list.
35) You coss play so well that other addicts mistake you for that character and a) fall at your feet to worship you b) ask for your autograph or c)run screaming (but only if you coss play in a leotard with a razor sharp ribbon dancer or carry a bokken and spout Shakespeare to pretty girls).
36) You stalk everyone who resembles an anime character in the least ( just in case).
37) There are nose prints on your computer screen.
38) You address all fanfiction writers or manga kas with -sama.
39) You have a dish on your computer desk to catch your drool.
40) You keep a pillow by your monitor.
41) You know as much about your favorite series as the creator, but you've never seen it. You learned everything through fanfiction.
By Lily-chan and Pearly-chan
1) Your parents begin to wonder if you can leave the computer.
2) You have added a new group to the food pyramid that doubles its size: Fan fiction.
3) You are going in for a mousendectamy to have the computer mouse removed from
your hand.
4) Your right hand is stuck in the shape of the mouse.
5) You spend at least 5 school periods looking up fan fiction.
6) You come home and spend four more hours online.
7) You get online right after dinner, and at 3:30 am you wonder if MAYBE you should take a break.
8) Your parents are no longer bothered with the fan fiction induced glaze over your eyes at all hours.
9) You go into a painful withdraw if you don't read at least one hour of fan fiction a day
10) You find your fan fiction addiction is contagious, and you happily spread it to all your friends.
11) Your homepage is ff.net.
12) You make lists of addictions just to say you have an account on ff.net.
13) You spend all your time not reading fan fiction planning your own or making sequels to your favorites.
14) When you are forced to do something without a computer, you do it in coss play.
15) Your friends are used to the names you have given them: Usagi (her boyfriend is Mamoru, of course), Zelgadis, Heero, and Sakura. You always call your teacher Haruna-sensei.
16) You cry when no one reviews your fanfiction.
17) It is not unusual for you to say "That reminds me of my friend Inu-Yash*..." (*substitute your favorite character here).
18) The only people on your buddy list are fanfic authors.
19) You met all your online friends through ff.net
20) You're absolutely sure that there MUST be fanfiction in Heaven.
21) The only reason you're good in Science is because you are trying to build a machine that will integrate you with fanfiction.
22) You have an anime dream at least once a week.
23) If you are religious, you start to pray for the characters, before you realize they are only fictional. The realization brings you to tears.
24) You refuse to believe anime characters are fictional.
25) It is not unusual for you to speak Japanese.
26) Your friends no longer find this weird.
27) Because of this, they are learning Japanese, or at the very least, they understand it.
28) Your parents have told you outright that fanfiction is an unhealthy addiction.
29) You write your own fanfiction, then turn it into Manga.
30) You are writing at least six fanfictions.
31) You have used up 1/2 your hard drive on fanfiction.
32) You cried when your parents told you to delete some of them.
33) You have summoned a baka mallet.
34) You have answered 'yes' to everything on this list.
35) You coss play so well that other addicts mistake you for that character and a) fall at your feet to worship you b) ask for your autograph or c)run screaming (but only if you coss play in a leotard with a razor sharp ribbon dancer or carry a bokken and spout Shakespeare to pretty girls).
36) You stalk everyone who resembles an anime character in the least ( just in case).
37) There are nose prints on your computer screen.
38) You address all fanfiction writers or manga kas with -sama.
39) You have a dish on your computer desk to catch your drool.
40) You keep a pillow by your monitor.
41) You know as much about your favorite series as the creator, but you've never seen it. You learned everything through fanfiction.