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A/N—Wow, thanks for all of the reviews! I never expected such a great response for this story—I'm going to write this chapter today, even though I hadn't planned on it, just because I'm soooooo happy you all reviewed! YAY! Oh, btw, Goku is alive in this fic—I just can't ever find it in my heart to kill of Goku!]



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Vegeta crossed his arms, annoyed. The woman was out of Senzu beans, which meant the brat was still out cold. Perhaps he would go visit Kakkarott and see if he had any. Stalking across the GR, still trying to figure out what the HELL had gotten into Trunks, Vegeta noticed a flicker out of the corner of his eye.



*What the hell?* Vegeta thought in annoyance. *Is someone spying on ME?!* Grim eyed, Vegeta snorted in amusement. If so, he'd regret it. He'd show his stalker what it was like to really be stalked.

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Chibi Vegeta was worried. He'd been following the angry man with the black hair, but now he was gone. Every once in a while, he would get a fleeting impression of blue and black. He knew he was being followed.



*This guy's scary,* Veggie thought to himself. *No one's ever been able to follow us before. Maybe he's stronger than us too—how else would he be able to hurt daddy?*



Suppressing his ki even more, Chibi Vegeta dashed quickly into a bush, and tried to match his energy signature to that of a nearby squirrel. He hoped it worked.

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Vegeta stalked his prey with the ease and grace of a jungle cat. But he was confused. Who was this person he was stalking? They were GOOD. TOO good! Almost as good as Vegeta himself. In fact, he had yet to catch more than a glimpse of his prey, and had to rely mostly on scent and ki signature.



Rounding the corner of the building, the ki signature Vegeta was following suddenly disappeared. Or rather, it morphed into something else.



Vegeta was astonished. Whoever this person was, they could disguise their ki signatures! Vegeta smirked a little as he locked onto a signature in a nearby bush. But not well enough.



Chibi Vegeta shivered, and hoped that the mean man would pass, but as he saw him making his way unerringly towards his hiding place, Veggie knew the game was up. Looking around desperately, Chibi Vegeta saw his salvation landing on the lawn of Capsule Corporation.

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Pan was just coming in for a landing, camera in hand, chuckling about all of the pictures she was going to take of the hung over Bra, when a whirlwind hit her full-force, knocking the wind out of her.



Glancing up, Pan saw Vegeta stalking across the lawn towards her. She started when she felt small hands clutching her shirt, and a face being buried in her back. Looking down, Pan saw—a boy. A boy that looked an awful lot like Trunks.



Pan looked down at the terrified boy as he stared at Vegeta stomping across the lawn at them. "What's wrong kiddo," she asked, trying to calm the boy down.



Chibi Vegeta looked tearfully up at the woman he thought was his mother, "That mean man's going to hurt me! Please help me!"



Pan was shocked. Vegeta wanted to hurt this poor little boy? Putting her hands on her hips, she was about to yell at him to leave the poor kid alone, when she felt herself being roughly shoved out of the way. Pan landed on her rump with an undignified thump, and glared angrily up at Vegeta.

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Vegeta was angry. He'd finally caught up with his stalker, and now Kakkarott's idiot grandbrat was shielding the fiend from his wrath.



Shoving Pan out of the way, Vegeta was shocked to see a small boy glaring up angrily at him. The boy looked like…him!



As Vegeta continued to stare at his purple-haired mini-me in shock, he got another shock. The boy's eyes narrowed and started to flash from blue to green, as his already gravity-defying hair took on a golden hue.



A flash of power rushed past Vegeta as the boy became a Super Saiyan.



For the first time in his life, Vegeta found himself literally speechless. The boy looked EXACTLY like he did in Super Saiyan form, save for two small strands of hair that persisted in floating into his eyes. Vegeta's eyes widened. The hair. The eyes. Did his son have a child he didn't know about?!

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Chibi Vegeta was angry now. That guy had been mean to his mommy. Taking defensive stance in front of poor, clueless Pan, Veggie scowled at the shocked Vegeta and yelled, "Leave my mommy alone!"



Pan stared at the pint sized Super Saiyan standing before her. "Mommy?" she whispered, as the boy attacked Vegeta. A wind blew across her from the whirl of kicks and punches the child was throwing. Before she completely passed out, Pan wondered idly if she was still drunk. *Yeah, that's it. This is all just a dream…..*

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Chibi Goku jumped in shock when he felt his brother power up. He had followed a lady with blue hair to some strange place—and they had his daddy there!



Chibi Goku was momentarily undecided, but as he saw the woman approaching his daddy with a long needle filled with a pale blue liquid, he quickly made his decision. Chibi Goku hated needles.



Jumping into the air, Chibi Goku kicked the syringe out of the woman's hand, quickly picked up the unconscious Mirai Trunks, and flew out the window to join his brother in battle.

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Bulma stared at her hand in shock. She couldn't believe it. A little purple haired Vegeta look alike had just kicked the syringe out of her hand, and kidnapped her son!



Shaking her head, Bulma started for the front yard, where even SHE could feel the massive energy being given off. Today was turning out to be a strange day.

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Gohan landed carefully in the Capsule Corporation yard, cradling his daughter in his arms. Pan had shown up, shortly after she had left, to the surprise of her parents. When Videl had answered the door, looking at their daughter strangely and asking why she had knocked, Pan's eyes had gone wide, and she had fainted.



Carefully cradling, unbeknownst to him, Mirai Pan in his arms, Gohan went looking for Bulma, hoping she would have an answer. Turning the corner, he came upon a scene of utter mayhem.



Gohan's mouth hung open, and he almost dropped Mirai Pan in his shock. Facing off against Vegeta, stood two little Vegeta look-alikes—and they were both Super Saiyans! From the startled look on Vegeta's face as he defended against them, also in Super Saiyan form, Gohan guessed that this wasn't just some dark little family secret that no one knew about—Vegeta was just as surprised as he was.



A small movement out of the corner of his eye caused Gohan to turn. This time he did drop M. Pan, who landed with a small THUMP at his feet. Lying on the grass, in a blue gi was a singed and battered Trunks, out cold. That in itself wouldn't have been so surprising. What shocked Gohan into dropping Pan was the fact that there was another Trunks, emerging from a nearby bush, rubbing his head and looking VERY sick to his stomach.

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Trunks rubbed his head as he emerged from the bush. What had happened? Spotting the two little Super Saiyans sparring with his father, Trunks gave a groan and slapped a hand to his head, *Oh yeah, that,* he thought weakly, passing out again, draped over his Mirai self.

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Vegeta heard a yell in his head, and turned around to see a shocked Bulma standing in the doorway. *What the HELL is going on Vegeta?!*



Vegeta decided it was time to end this. Grabbing a struggling boy under each arm, Vegeta held them immobile, their tiny feet kicking out behind them for all they were worth.

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Bulma looked over her lawn. It looked like World War 3—there were bodies everywhere! Perfectly angled to see everything, Bulma took in the scene.



Vegeta stood in the middle of the lawn, holding onto two kicking, screaming little Super Saiyan clones of himself. Behind Vegeta, lay Pan, passed out on the ground. Off to the side, near the bushes, lay her son and, well, her son. There were two of them, one draped over the other—both unconscious. Beyond that, Bulma saw Gohan, eyes wide and mouth hanging open to catch a fly. At his feet lay—Pan. *Well, I guess if there are two Trunks there might as well be two Pans,* Bulma thought dazedly.



Crossing her arms, Bulma glared at her mate. Somehow she KNEW that this was all his fault. "Care to tell me what the HELL is going on Vegeta," Bulma asked, glaring at her Super Saiyan mate, not the least bit intimidated.



For once, Vegeta was left without a good comeback. He merely shook his head a bit shocky himself. "You got me, woman."



***Ha ha, I know you liked it! I was laughing and I wrote the silly thing! R&R please!***