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A/N—Ok, I just couldn't resist this chapter. Vegeta is a little OOC here, but allowing for his change in personality over time, I don't think it's too bad. I also got a bit carried away with this chapter—it's longer, I hope you're all happy!]

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Chibi Goku and Chibi Vegeta sat sullenly on a couch in the Brief's living room. They weren't talking. Guarded by an annoyed, and confused, (which made him even more annoyed) Vegeta, they didn't dare try anything. He'd already proved to be much stronger than them.



*Hey Veggie,* Chibi Goku mentally contacted his twin.



Chibi Vegeta's head jerked a little and the adult Vegeta looked at him suspiciously, *Huh?* He asked, answering his brother.



*Whatd'ya think they're gonna do with us, Veggie?* The mental voice held a little tearful tremor.



Chibi Vegeta thought for a second, *Well, they're probably gonna cut us up into little tiny pieces and eat us or something.*



"NO! I don't want to be eaten!" Chibi Goku shouted fearfully.



Bulma, who was helping Gohan carry in the assorted Trunks and Pans, glared at her mate. "Are you threatening those poor children Vegeta?!"



Both Vegeta and Chibi Vegeta's heads jerked up to look at her, "What?" they said, one voice a mixture of terror and confusion, the other equally confused, but annoyed.



Bulma blinked at the response she got, as she finished depositing the last unconscious victim, Mirai Pan, on the couch next to her counterpart. Ignoring the glaring elder Vegeta, she looked at the small boy who had answered her question. "Is your name Vegeta too," she asked. Bulma had an inkling as to what might be going on here. She wasn't going to say anything until that inkling had been tested however. It wasn't proper scientific method.



Chibi Goku glared at his brother, "Good going Veggie! Now they know your name! Pretty soon they'll be chopping us up for dinner, and it's all your fault!"



Chibi Vegeta slapped a hand over his mouth and looked fearfully at Bulma. "Are you really going to eat us?" he whispered, staring at her with wide, blue eyes.



Bulma found it hard to contain her laughter at the question, but noticing the fear in both of the Chibi's, she replied seriously, "No. I promise no one is going to eat you." Shooting a mischievous look at her mate, she added, "Not even Vegeta."



Vegeta snorted, *If I wanted to eat them, I would. You couldn't stop me,* he sent to Bulma, *However, I think I'll pass. Fried Super Saiyan never WAS at the top of my menu.*



Bulma's mouth hung open, and Gohan, who was sitting on the couch between the two unconscious Trunks' and the two unconscious Pans looked at her in concern. "What's wrong Bulma?"



Bulma shook her head in shock and she replied, "I think Vegeta just made a joke—wait," she pinched herself hard on the upper arm, "No, I'm awake. Wow," she trailed off, still looking a bit dazed.



Looking up at a movement, Bulma saw one of the little Vegeta look-alikes madly waving his hand in the air. "Uh, yes?" she answered, calling on him.



Chibi Goku stood up, with a wary glance at Vegeta who was pretending to ignore the duo, and addressed Bulma. "Umm, why do you keep calling that big guy over there my brother's name? And," he couldn't resist, his curiosity was eating him up, "why do my mommy and daddy have twins? And how come they never told me and my brother they were twins, too?"



Bulma cocked an eyebrow, "Twins too, huh? I guess that means this isn't some alien mitosis scheme then. I mean, first Trunks, then Pan, then I get two little purple haired mini-Vegeta's. I figured I was next on the list to be duplicated!"



The twins watched in awe as her prediction came true. Down the stair stumbled a VERY hung over Bra. She gave the scene one look and turned around to go back upstairs, muttering something about still seeing double.



Bulma flashed the boys a bright smile, "Ok. Ignore that. Now to answer your question, the reason I keep calling HIM," she pointed to her obviously annoyed husband, "Vegeta, is because that's his name." She held up a hand to forestall any questions. "Now, if you're saying that two of those four," she pointed to the unconscious quartet on the couch, "are your parents, then that means that we would be your grandparents." She finished, flashing them a smile.



The Chibi's sat shocked for a moment, their eyes wide. After a second of silence, Chibi Vegeta's mouth opened, and he said, "You mean YOU'RE our Grandpa Vegeta?! Wow, no wonder you're so strong! Daddy always said you and your friend were the strongest and best fighters in the WHOOOOLE universe," he finished enthusiastically, looking starry-eyed up at his namesake.



Vegeta looked at the duo, not too shocked at the revelation, but surprised at their enthusiastic about-face, "And just who is this 'friend,'" he asked, fearing he already knew the answer.



Chibi Goku stood up proudly, "His name's Goku. Daddy said he named me after him because he was really strong and saved the world lots of times and stuff."



Everyone looked up in shock as Goku appeared in the middle of the living room, with Chi-Chi and Videl, each clutching one arm. Goku smiled, "Hey guys, did I hear someone call my name?"



Vegeta groaned and smacked a hand to his head, sitting heavily on the couch next to his pint sized doubles. "Great. Just what we needed. As if we weren't already in enough hot water. Just add one Kakkarott and stir—guaranteed to add spice to any meal."



Goku's mouth hung open. "Did-did Vegeta just make a JOKE?"



"He seems to be doing a lot of that today," Bulma murmured in amusement from across the room.



Shaking his head, Goku continued, "Well, Videl stopped by the house to tell us something was wrong with Pan. She said Gohan was bringing her here, so I decided to stop by with some Senzu beans and see if I might be able to help."



Goku turned to Videl and Chi-Chi, only to see them staring at the couch in amazement. He reached back and scratched his neck, "Hey guys what's wrong," he asked, turning his attention to what held them captivated. Goku smiled, "Hey it's Mirai Trunks! I wonder what he's doing back here. Wow! Two Pans? I guess one of them must be Mirai Pan."



Turning around to face Vegeta, Goku saw the two purple haired wonders sitting edgily on the couch. "Oh, I get it now! You guys are Trunks' kids from the future—or would it be the past," he asked scratching his head, "oh well, anyway, I bet Pan's your mommy, am I right?" The two boys nodded and Goku grinned, looking around to see everyone staring at him in astonishment. "What did I do?"



Bulma just shook her head. "Forget it Goku. Just when I think I've got you pegged, you step out of dunder-dom and confuse me again."



Goku scratched his head, "Oookaaay."



Chibi Goku was once again waving his had wildly in the air. Bulma sighed and pointed to him. "Yes?"



Chibi-Goku stuck a finger in his mouth and asked, "Is that guy's name Goku or Kakabot? And is he the really strong guy who I'm named after?"



Bulma sighed. "That's Kakkarott, and although your grandfather calls him that, most of us call him Goku. And yes, he's the one you were named after. He IS your great-grandfather after all."



Chi-Chi's eyes grew wide at this announcement. "I have great- grandchildren," she squealed, running over to the two Chibi's and starting to fuss over them.



Chibi Goku got a surprised look on his face and pointed to Vegeta, "But I thought he was our grandfather."



Gohan, sitting on the couch, shook off his shock and answered, "Vegeta is your father's father. I'm your mother's father, and Goku is my father. So that means I'm your grandfather, and Goku's your great-grandfather." He got a sickly look on his face. "And that means, I'm related to…Vegeta…" he whispered looking oddly discomfited.



Goku smiled widely at the now paling Vegeta, "Hey, that's great! This means we're related Vegeta! Isn't that wonderful?!"



Vegeta abandoned all pretenses to dignity and put his head into his hands, "I underestimated him. I knew he was of my blood—I knew he had the potential to be evil—and now, after all these years, he's come back to punish me for being a jackass," he moaned.



Goku cocked his head, "Uh, who?"



Vegeta shot him a glare, "My evil son from the future of course! Not only did he seek out and marry someone of YOUR blood, he named his offspring after the two of us!"



Goku looked at Vegeta curiously, "I thought it was nice. It's almost like we're brothers now!"



Vegeta nodded sadly, "I know."



Gohan looked curiously at the Chibi's who were staring at him wide-eyed, "What's wrong? Do I have something on my face?"



Chibi Goku looked at him fearfully, ignoring Chi-Chi pinching his cheek. "You don't look evil."



Gohan's eyes widened, "WHAT?! Why would I be evil?"



Chibi Goku gulped, "Well, this one time, I asked my mommy who her daddy was since daddy was talking about his daddy, and she got really mad and said not to talk about him, 'cause her daddy was a really evil guy."



Gohan's eyes widened, and he choked, "What?!"



Vegeta snorted scornfully, "As if the baka son of the world's biggest baka could be evil."



Goku reached into a bag at his hip and pulled out a Senzu bean. "Why don't we wake up Mirai Trunks first, and get some answers before we wake up the others. We don't need anymore confusion here!"



Walking over, Goku popped the bean into the correct Trunks' mouth, using some special Goku-sense to tell which was which, and massaged his throat until he swallowed it.



Trunks looked blearily up at the face above him and moaned. "Oh, no. I knew I shouldn't have let me hit him that hard—am I dead again Goku?"



Goku grinned goofily. "Nope. I'm just alive again. It's a long story, but I pretty much came back to life, then died again, then came back again," he finished, smiling cheerily.



Trunks decided to just take Goku at his word and leave it at that. He doubted he'd get a clearer explanation from Goku anyway, and his head REALLY hurt! Sitting up, Trunks looked around the room and was shocked at what he saw. Across the room from him, sat his father, glaring at him with a look of betrayal on his face. Next to him, sat Chi-Chi, hugging Chibi Goku and Chibi Vegeta who were staring warily at something near him. Trunks looked around to see what they were staring at, and focused on a familiar looking man with a shocked expression on his face, who was sitting right beside him. Next to the man, sat a beautiful older woman with blue eyes and long, braided hair. Beyond her were—TWO PAN'S??!



Trunks gulped and backed up a little bit, running into something behind him. He turned around to see—HIMSELF? Looking up in almost frantic confusion, Trunks saw Goku grinning at him, and his mother staring at him in shock from across the room. Trunks felt a flood of happiness at seeing his mother standing there alive and well, which blended in nicely with the confusion. In a faint, pleading voice, Trunks managed to choke, "Um, what's going on here?"



From across the room, the morose Vegeta snorted, "That's what we wanted to know."



***Haha, this was a REALLY long chapter—you guys better REVIEW!***