I Know What You're Thinking…And You're Wrong
By Me Gots No Name
Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers, but you probably knew that by now.
"Come on Lina."
"No Gourry. We shouldn't."
"But don't you love me?"
"Of couse I do, but I don't think we should do that now. What does love even have to do with it?"
"Couples do it here all the time."
"Gourry…"
"Oh, come on, let's just do it."
"But what if someone sees us?"
"No one will. Everyone's in bed."
"Someone's going to catch us."
"No one cares. Like I said, couples do it here all the time."
"Well, maybe we could."
"I promise we'll do it really fast. No one will ever know except you &me."
"Well… Okay, as long as we both know what we're doing."
*10 minutes later, we hear heavy gasping & panting.*
"So what do you think?"
"That was amazing."
"What did I tell you?"
"I've never felt such a rush before."
"And you thought cow tipping was stupid."
"Well, I didn't think they'd all REALLY fall over like dominos."
"It's just taking pleasure in the simple things. Good night."
"Good night."
Ha ha! I already told you at the title, you perverts!
End.
By Me Gots No Name
Disclaimer: I don't own Slayers, but you probably knew that by now.
"Come on Lina."
"No Gourry. We shouldn't."
"But don't you love me?"
"Of couse I do, but I don't think we should do that now. What does love even have to do with it?"
"Couples do it here all the time."
"Gourry…"
"Oh, come on, let's just do it."
"But what if someone sees us?"
"No one will. Everyone's in bed."
"Someone's going to catch us."
"No one cares. Like I said, couples do it here all the time."
"Well, maybe we could."
"I promise we'll do it really fast. No one will ever know except you &me."
"Well… Okay, as long as we both know what we're doing."
*10 minutes later, we hear heavy gasping & panting.*
"So what do you think?"
"That was amazing."
"What did I tell you?"
"I've never felt such a rush before."
"And you thought cow tipping was stupid."
"Well, I didn't think they'd all REALLY fall over like dominos."
"It's just taking pleasure in the simple things. Good night."
"Good night."
Ha ha! I already told you at the title, you perverts!
End.