O-Nigiri Lady
A DBZ fanfiction by LadyRivka
Chapter 4: One Hot Minute
A/N: No, nothing really racy in here. Just the title of a Peppers song. –Rivka
She said all we have is this
We just had to stop and share a kiss
Am I all alone?
One hot minute, and I'm in it, come and get it
One hot minute, and I'm in it, come and get it
One hot minute, and I'm in it, come and get it
If I chase it, I might waste it come and get it
Am I all alone?
Sitting in the fire
Get along and have some fun
Floating to be higher
Maybe I'm your special one
Silent testifier
Breathe the moon and eat the sun
Sitting in the fire…
Close your eyes and click your heels
Can you believe how good it feels?
Am I all alone?
One hot minute, and I'm in it, come and get it
One hot minute, and I'm in it, come and get it
One hot minute, and I'm in it, come and get it
If I chase it, I might waste it come and get it…
Excerpted from "One Hot Minute", by Red Hot Chili Peppers
While Kibito was lost in his own thoughts, West said to North:
"I've got something to do tonight. Would you mind watching Shin-kun for me?"
"Not at all, maybe he can have some of my fish."
"I don't think it'd be safe, giving such a little baby fish to eat. He hasn't even been weaned yet!"
"Okay, okay, I get your point." Kita sighed. A fish dinner and no one to share it with…such a waste…
While Kita was contemplating the care of Shin-kun and the use of his excess fish, Nishi waltzed towards Kibito.
"Where are you going tonight?" yelled North. "Just in case Shin-kun needs help…"
"I'll be…around…maybe in the garden…I've had such a craving for raspberries…" she lied, trying to telepathically distract North from the fact that she was lying.
"All right then," he replied. West ran off with Kibito.
"Madam, where are you really going?" the bodyguard inquired, trying to keep his voice at a whisper.
"I'm going to take a nice, long bath in the hot springs not far from the palace. And I need to you guard over me so the others don't find me and leer at me, got it?"
"Hai."
"Now follow me, but at a distance, because I don't want you seeing me take my clothes off!!"
"Of course, madam." He was totally infatuated with this woman, but he had a code of honor he lived by. And part of that code was trying not to disrespect females by seeing them naked.
He let Nishi go first, and, after a few yards, he started to follow. Slowly, though, as to give his charge her privacy.
When he finally got there, Nishi was already in the hot springs. FULLY NUDE.
Kibito couldn't help but stare in amazement at her. She had a truly amazing figure, accentuated by the droplets of water running over her small, pert breasts.
"What are you waiting for, silly? Come on in, the water's fine!" She turned around and smiled at him.
But all he could do was stare. His knees were getting weak, his nose was starting to bleed…and something else was happening that he was trying to get his mind off of at that second. He was a gentleman, and he could control such things.
Or so he thought…
His knees buckled and he tripped into the hot spring, much to his embarrassment.
Nishi laughed. "You're such an idiot, first off you're not supposed to bathe with your clothes on, second off, you wouldn't have tripped if you took your hands off of your nose and your…umm…crotch!" The goddess blushed.
"Yes, madam, you're quite right." Kibito was still pinching his nose.
Nishi leaned in and whispered to him. "You know, a lot of other guys are insecure about that too…but I don't think you should be," she said flirtatiously.
Kibito just stared at her as if she had gone insane.
"Well, I s'pose if you're going to be in here with me, I'd better cover up." With that she waved her arms and made a black bikini cover her up, and had her bodyguard change into swim trunks.
Kibito looked even more mortified.
"I can do that. You didn't know Kaiooshin could do that?"
"N-no, and I didn't know you could read minds either." By now, Kibito's face had turned the color of red wine.
"Well, we can. And I'm reading your mind right now."
"So, madam, what am I thinking?"
Nishi paused a moment. She leaned in closer to him, and purred, "Well, I can tell you're thinking some very bad thoughts about me right now, hmm?"
Kibito blushed even deeper.
"Told ya. How about a kiss, big guy?"
"R-really?"
Nishi nodded her head in such a manner so her long mohawk coquettishly waved around her face and the nape of her neck. Kibito felt the urge to pinch his nose again, as it was starting to bleed (again).
But she was much too quick for him. She held him down and pressed her lips to his.
This is amazing, Kibito thought as he deepened the kiss.
About a minute later, the both of them had to catch their breath.
"Wow," gasped Kibito, "You're good at that."
"No kidding," she purred back, "how many times must I tell you I'm a goddess?"
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Minami was looking for Nishi, but was unable to find her at the berry orchards, so he took off in a planet-wide search for her.
And there he stumbled, onto the hot springs, with Nishi and that "bodyguard" of hers in a very deep, passionate lip lock.
"Nishi is NOT going to hear the end of this," said Minami. "I have to tell her how I feel, and I hope to the dear Universe she'll listen…now I have to get back, I think I've seen too much."
And off he ran to tell the others…if they believed him.
END CHAPTER 4
CHAPTER 5- Nishi trains 'Bito.