A Real Life Documentry hosted by Ron, Harry and Hermione
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A/N: No, I don't own anything in this story, not even the story line! (A friend did!) O_o Anyway, enjoy... Oh, and parts of it will be mildly disturbing. ^^
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Chapter 2 - Hermione's Dreaded Kissing Scene With Ron
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Hermione: Dammit FFQ! Why did you HAVE to do this? *paces the room nervously*
FFQ: *smirks and remains silent eating KFC Popcorn Chicken* Mmmmm.....Chicken......
Hermione: Fine! Pay more attention to your damn food then!
FFQ: Good, that's what I was doing....*pours about 5 chicken bits into her mouth* Oh look. *points* Ron!
Hermione: *shudders a little and takes her seat at the table*
FFQ: Okay, Lumos, camera and action! *flicks her wand for the lighting and laughs insanely*
Ron: *walks in wearing a cheeky smirk and takes his place at the table next to Hermione*
Hermione: *glares at FFQ before fiddling around with some of the broken broomstick*
FFQ: *chuckles silently to herself, still eating her chicken*
Hermione: *sighs* Well? Are you going to kiss me or what?
Ron and FFQ: *both look stunned. FFQ spits the last of her chicken onto the floor*
Ron: *blinks and leans fowards to kiss her*
Hermione: As if I'm going to kiss you! *laughs and smacks Ron across the head with the biggest part of the Nimbus 2000 she could find*
*Oliver walks out of nowhere with a seductive smile on his face* (A/N: Is Oliver hot or what?!)
FFQ and Hermione: *they both glare at each other, as poor Oliver just stands there with part confusion*
Hermione: No way! He's mine! *tries to pin Oliver to the ground, but FFQ knocks her out of the road and plants a long kiss on a very surprised (and disturbed) Oliver*
Oliver: *finally gets a breath* What in the hell?!
Hermione: *points at FFQ* It's her fault!! *she runs back over to Ron, trying to look innocent*
FFQ: ?!
Oliver: *laughs and kisses FFQ back* Well I like it! *snickers cheekily as Hermione shoots a jealous glance at FFQ and the 'Finger'* Hey! You've being eating Popcorn Chicken! My favourite!
FFQ: Okay, it's your turn with Ron now Hermione! *giggles*
Hermione: *takes a deep breath* Okay, here goes nothing.....*kisses Ron full on*
Ron: *looks slightly disturbed as Hermione wraps her arms around his neck*
Hermione: *finally pulls away from him* Hell, I was wrong! You are a better kisser than Snape!
FFQ and Oliver: *they both look very, very, very, very, very disturbed*
Hermione: Cr@p!! Did I just say that on live TV?!! *the camera cuts out after Hermione pushes a few buttons, first zooming right in in on Ron's nostril then going blurry*
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A/N: Sorry, I had to put my fantasies into one of my fics! ^_^; (Which, of course, is to pash that total babe, Oliver Wood!) And one more note before I go, check out Sean's booty shot when he's tackling the Bludger to the ground. *hits the pause button on her VCR* Mmmmm.....Sean......O.o;
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A/N: No, I don't own anything in this story, not even the story line! (A friend did!) O_o Anyway, enjoy... Oh, and parts of it will be mildly disturbing. ^^
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Chapter 2 - Hermione's Dreaded Kissing Scene With Ron
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Hermione: Dammit FFQ! Why did you HAVE to do this? *paces the room nervously*
FFQ: *smirks and remains silent eating KFC Popcorn Chicken* Mmmmm.....Chicken......
Hermione: Fine! Pay more attention to your damn food then!
FFQ: Good, that's what I was doing....*pours about 5 chicken bits into her mouth* Oh look. *points* Ron!
Hermione: *shudders a little and takes her seat at the table*
FFQ: Okay, Lumos, camera and action! *flicks her wand for the lighting and laughs insanely*
Ron: *walks in wearing a cheeky smirk and takes his place at the table next to Hermione*
Hermione: *glares at FFQ before fiddling around with some of the broken broomstick*
FFQ: *chuckles silently to herself, still eating her chicken*
Hermione: *sighs* Well? Are you going to kiss me or what?
Ron and FFQ: *both look stunned. FFQ spits the last of her chicken onto the floor*
Ron: *blinks and leans fowards to kiss her*
Hermione: As if I'm going to kiss you! *laughs and smacks Ron across the head with the biggest part of the Nimbus 2000 she could find*
*Oliver walks out of nowhere with a seductive smile on his face* (A/N: Is Oliver hot or what?!)
FFQ and Hermione: *they both glare at each other, as poor Oliver just stands there with part confusion*
Hermione: No way! He's mine! *tries to pin Oliver to the ground, but FFQ knocks her out of the road and plants a long kiss on a very surprised (and disturbed) Oliver*
Oliver: *finally gets a breath* What in the hell?!
Hermione: *points at FFQ* It's her fault!! *she runs back over to Ron, trying to look innocent*
FFQ: ?!
Oliver: *laughs and kisses FFQ back* Well I like it! *snickers cheekily as Hermione shoots a jealous glance at FFQ and the 'Finger'* Hey! You've being eating Popcorn Chicken! My favourite!
FFQ: Okay, it's your turn with Ron now Hermione! *giggles*
Hermione: *takes a deep breath* Okay, here goes nothing.....*kisses Ron full on*
Ron: *looks slightly disturbed as Hermione wraps her arms around his neck*
Hermione: *finally pulls away from him* Hell, I was wrong! You are a better kisser than Snape!
FFQ and Oliver: *they both look very, very, very, very, very disturbed*
Hermione: Cr@p!! Did I just say that on live TV?!! *the camera cuts out after Hermione pushes a few buttons, first zooming right in in on Ron's nostril then going blurry*
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A/N: Sorry, I had to put my fantasies into one of my fics! ^_^; (Which, of course, is to pash that total babe, Oliver Wood!) And one more note before I go, check out Sean's booty shot when he's tackling the Bludger to the ground. *hits the pause button on her VCR* Mmmmm.....Sean......O.o;