The psycho killer monkeys of death
By ZiMmY zIm
One day Squall and Zell were lost in a rainforest
Zell: (trips on rock) This sucks man!
Squall: Hey watch your #$&^^$^ language
Selphie:( Runs past Zell and Squall) Save the rain forest, save the rainforest!
Zell & Squall: Riiiggghhht
Zell: If I die out here I'm gonna come back and shove Squalls gun blade up your a$$! You hear me writer! ?
Zz: Yeah whatever dude
Zell: Wuss
Zz: Hey I bet Selphie could kick you're ass!
Zell: Wanna back that up?
Zz: Yeah!
Squall: Guys we're on a mission. Can we just get on with the %&#^#$^$ fic?
So Squall and his dumbass friend
Zell: I heard that!
Went to find a way out of the jungle. Then out of nowhere some slashed up jungle dude ran straight at them.
Jungle dude: save me they want to shove pineapples up my a$$!
Zell: Damn! That must hurt.
Squall: Who?
Jungle dude: (runs off) they're coming!
(Screaming)
Squall: Lets go
(Find jungle dude dead and cut up into little pieces with a stick up his ass)
(yum cut up dead guy oh sorry)
Zell: Man! Wanna get some tacos?
Squall: We're lost in the jungle you &%*#^$@ retard! Yeah sure.
So Squall and Zell go in search of a taco stand when they stumble upon a campsite
Zell: Looks like a giant caterchipiller came through here
Squall: They have skulls with sticks jammed through them everywhere
Then Squall and Zell stumbled into a net then tons of monkeys jumped out of the trees screaming and howling
Monkey: (puts hands on Zell) It's too bad these inferior beings cant talk I'd love to hear them scream
Zell: Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape
Monkey: It can talk!?
Squall: Duh!
Monkey: I shall take you to my leader. You will bow before him, you will tremble by the very sight of him, and you will quiver by his very name, you will cry by hearing MR. FLUFFY
Zell: Oh my god noooooo... Wait a second. Mr. Fluffy?
Monkey: (Cuts net) Here is our leader
All of the monkeys started to bow
Mr. Fluffy: So these are the two hairless wonders you told me about?
Squall: Hey I've got hair.
Mr. Fluffy: Leave us I want to talk to these two alone.
Monkeys leave
Zell: (Whips out gun blade) Good now I can kill you
Mr. Fluffy: Wait before you do you need to know. I am your father
Squall: Wait a %&$#&$& second you're a %&%&*(^ monkey
Mr. Fluffy: Oh &*%& it didn't work. Okay kill me
And this is where I leave you until I get some review. Should Mr. Fluffy die? Or should he get away for a sequel? Or should I cover my body in butter, jump out a window and call myself Flubberbum?
By ZiMmY zIm
One day Squall and Zell were lost in a rainforest
Zell: (trips on rock) This sucks man!
Squall: Hey watch your #$&^^$^ language
Selphie:( Runs past Zell and Squall) Save the rain forest, save the rainforest!
Zell & Squall: Riiiggghhht
Zell: If I die out here I'm gonna come back and shove Squalls gun blade up your a$$! You hear me writer! ?
Zz: Yeah whatever dude
Zell: Wuss
Zz: Hey I bet Selphie could kick you're ass!
Zell: Wanna back that up?
Zz: Yeah!
Squall: Guys we're on a mission. Can we just get on with the %&#^#$^$ fic?
So Squall and his dumbass friend
Zell: I heard that!
Went to find a way out of the jungle. Then out of nowhere some slashed up jungle dude ran straight at them.
Jungle dude: save me they want to shove pineapples up my a$$!
Zell: Damn! That must hurt.
Squall: Who?
Jungle dude: (runs off) they're coming!
(Screaming)
Squall: Lets go
(Find jungle dude dead and cut up into little pieces with a stick up his ass)
(yum cut up dead guy oh sorry)
Zell: Man! Wanna get some tacos?
Squall: We're lost in the jungle you &%*#^$@ retard! Yeah sure.
So Squall and Zell go in search of a taco stand when they stumble upon a campsite
Zell: Looks like a giant caterchipiller came through here
Squall: They have skulls with sticks jammed through them everywhere
Then Squall and Zell stumbled into a net then tons of monkeys jumped out of the trees screaming and howling
Monkey: (puts hands on Zell) It's too bad these inferior beings cant talk I'd love to hear them scream
Zell: Get your hands off me you damn dirty ape
Monkey: It can talk!?
Squall: Duh!
Monkey: I shall take you to my leader. You will bow before him, you will tremble by the very sight of him, and you will quiver by his very name, you will cry by hearing MR. FLUFFY
Zell: Oh my god noooooo... Wait a second. Mr. Fluffy?
Monkey: (Cuts net) Here is our leader
All of the monkeys started to bow
Mr. Fluffy: So these are the two hairless wonders you told me about?
Squall: Hey I've got hair.
Mr. Fluffy: Leave us I want to talk to these two alone.
Monkeys leave
Zell: (Whips out gun blade) Good now I can kill you
Mr. Fluffy: Wait before you do you need to know. I am your father
Squall: Wait a %&$#&$& second you're a %&%&*(^ monkey
Mr. Fluffy: Oh &*%& it didn't work. Okay kill me
And this is where I leave you until I get some review. Should Mr. Fluffy die? Or should he get away for a sequel? Or should I cover my body in butter, jump out a window and call myself Flubberbum?