Can You Believe It- ANOTHER Ten Second Fan-Fic!
Disclaimer: Believe it or not, I don't own Gundam Wing. No really.
AN: Now that FF.net has a new policy on MSTs, they deleted my 'Just Communication- as MSTed by the G-Boys' fic! *pouts* And the English version of 'Rhythm Emotion' was just crying out to be MSTed, too. ;_; (What does this have to do with the fic? Absolutely nothing, really- I just wanted to have a bit of a whinge! ^_^ On with the fic!)
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Wufei is in a bout of emotional turmoil after stuffing up on a mission (Trowa wasn't too pleased when the 05 pilot had accidentally locked heat-seeking missiles onto him O_o). As a result, he is standing in front of his Gundam and once again whining about his weaknesses.
Wufei: Nataku! I am not worthy to pilot you!
Altron: Damn right you're not.
Wufei: What the…?! You can speak?!
Altron: Yeah I can speak, and quite frankly I'm getting tired of all these little rants of yours. *impersonating Wufei* 'Blah, blah, blah Justice!' 'Blah, blah, blah weak!' And I happen to be quite offended by your comments about women- I AM female, you know.
Wufei: You've gotta be kidding me.
Altron: Oh come on, you should know, you're cockpit's right under my boobs!
Wufei: *sweatdropping *
Altron: Well, if you've just about finished, I'm going to go shopping with Sandrock and Wing Zero, then maybe bake some brownies. See ya! *grabs its gigantic pink purse and walks off*
Wufei: … wow. So THAT explains why it mysteriously leaks red oil about once a month.
OWARI