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Well, my best friend was reading the chapters of this story and she discovered a couple puns. Then she batted her eyes and begged that AI make this a challenge. So by the end of this fic if you can find all the puns I'll write a story to your needs without complaining. ::tuns around": Happy, can I go on with the fic now?
Disclaimer I do not own FF7 or Wiess Kruez.
Sephiroth polishes his sword. It was slightly surprising that Aya gave it back. Omi had to remind him that Manx made it clear that he was one of the team. Munchkin, why Munchkin? Why did she choose that code name for him?
Amusing himself further he looks towards Yohji, who was pocking at the computer screen making a nuisance of himself. Occasionally Omi had the heart to bat him away. Sephiroth shakes his head and lays his swords down on the floor.
"Hey, Yohji can you come over here for a second? I have a question to ask you." Sephiroth asks for Omi's sake.
Yohji pulls himself from the computer and plops himself unto the chair next to Sephiroth.
"What may I help you with?"
Sephiroth ponders that for a minute. He really didn't have a question.
"Hey I got something!"
Dodging Yohji, Sephiroth glides across the floor behild Omi. A large map filled his screen. Several dots cried an area on the map. Omi points to a particular place in the center.
"All the kidnappings have been around here. That's the mall, so I'm betting if we hang around there tonight we'll find our target. And while we are there we can kill another bird with the same stone."
Yohji laughs, he caught the drift.
So that was it, Omi made going to the mall another mission. Sephiroth needed new close before he tore out of Aya and Yohji's clothes. One thing that was also discomforting was that girls had a tendency to stop and stare. Now if your a woman, or a not to blind man you know were that is.
"Big and tall here's the store for you." Omi smiles mischievously.
Sephiroth keeps his cool. There is no need for speed. They are on a mission and their target didn't show yet. Omi and Sephiroth enter the shop.
Three young teenagers pass the Big & Tall store. Two f them look like black haired clones in blue. The other was a brownish red haired girl of unrelation, dressed in pink.
"So Aeris your birthday is coming up soon what do you want for it?" The first clone asks.
The girl in pink, Aeris, smiles. "For my really cute guy to come my way."
"Give it up girl he's gone. Long gone." The second clone snaps mimicking a prep.
"No he's not he'll find me. I know it."
From a distance a black figure stares out from a dark corner. The three arguing girls caught his attention. One fitted the description of the girl Nagi was looking for. Time to aquire the target.
Strong arms grab Aeris. Aeris screams and tries to kick her way free. Her friends take one look at the snider orange hair and run.
"Let go of me!" Aeris demands.
"Shut up, your making a scene." Snider snaps.
Snider places a tight hand over her mouth and drags her off to the side. Something sharp digs into his back. Snider lets go of the girl and smiles.
"Aya, long time no see."
Sephiroth and Omi cut off the exit from in which they came. Aeris sees Sephiroth and runs to him. Hugging him tight she cries.
"Miss you better run." Omi says.
"I know Sephiroth will protect me. He has in the past." She smiles sweetly.
"You know me?" He asks confused.
"Y...You don't remember me?"
"If I did, I still agree with Omi."
She nods and runs off. Only to be snagged by Crawford. The lights go out and he feels his sword in his hand. Defensively he charges Crawford. Crawford pushes the girl aside and counter attacks Sephiroth. And for once Crawford can't see the future to wall.
Aya looses concentration for a little while, and finds himself tossed into a wall.
"Thanks Farfie." Snider smiles and rushes towards Omi.
Farfello laughs and attacks Aya viciously. Having to pause once to knock down the spider with the wire. Which lost quickly when his head smacked into a marble pillar.
Omi tosses a couple of darts at Snider. But then looses site of him. Frantically he looks around.
Snider kicks Omi in the gut hard enough to force the air from Omi's lungs, then pins him in a single armed head lock. Taking liberty to dig throw Omi's pockets. He finds six darts in the front right.
"Farfie catch!" Snider yells tosses the darts.
"Hmn?"
"Hey give them back, those are mine!" Omi wheezes trying to get free.
"Farfie toss them at the gray haired man."
Farfello stabs himself with one.
"Farfie you idiot!" Snider screams. "At long haired gray one who's winning the fight with Brad!
"Oh the one who fight Crawdad."
Snider helps himself to more of Omi's pockets. He only found three and a small barbie kitchen sink. Taking the three he tosses them to Farfello who finally understood who to get.
Farfello watches the fight intensely waiting for the right moment. It comes when Sephiroth launches himself into the air for a lethal attack. An amazing who of strength. Smiling Farello whoops out his war cry and flings out the darts. Sephiroth helpless to dodge.
Aya runs to free Omi, so Snider throws Omi into him. He could have him. Omi and Aya crash into the floor in sink with Sephiroth.
Sephiroth's body twitches as he forces himself to stand. A force hits his body and slams him into a wall. Sephiroth's eye site wavers. Nagi walks up holding a squirming Aeris. Sephiroth rolls his eyes back and passes out.
Omi and Aya get to their feet and Shwarz (I hope that was right) flees the scene.
Well, my best friend was reading the chapters of this story and she discovered a couple puns. Then she batted her eyes and begged that AI make this a challenge. So by the end of this fic if you can find all the puns I'll write a story to your needs without complaining. ::tuns around": Happy, can I go on with the fic now?
Disclaimer I do not own FF7 or Wiess Kruez.
Sephiroth polishes his sword. It was slightly surprising that Aya gave it back. Omi had to remind him that Manx made it clear that he was one of the team. Munchkin, why Munchkin? Why did she choose that code name for him?
Amusing himself further he looks towards Yohji, who was pocking at the computer screen making a nuisance of himself. Occasionally Omi had the heart to bat him away. Sephiroth shakes his head and lays his swords down on the floor.
"Hey, Yohji can you come over here for a second? I have a question to ask you." Sephiroth asks for Omi's sake.
Yohji pulls himself from the computer and plops himself unto the chair next to Sephiroth.
"What may I help you with?"
Sephiroth ponders that for a minute. He really didn't have a question.
"Hey I got something!"
Dodging Yohji, Sephiroth glides across the floor behild Omi. A large map filled his screen. Several dots cried an area on the map. Omi points to a particular place in the center.
"All the kidnappings have been around here. That's the mall, so I'm betting if we hang around there tonight we'll find our target. And while we are there we can kill another bird with the same stone."
Yohji laughs, he caught the drift.
So that was it, Omi made going to the mall another mission. Sephiroth needed new close before he tore out of Aya and Yohji's clothes. One thing that was also discomforting was that girls had a tendency to stop and stare. Now if your a woman, or a not to blind man you know were that is.
"Big and tall here's the store for you." Omi smiles mischievously.
Sephiroth keeps his cool. There is no need for speed. They are on a mission and their target didn't show yet. Omi and Sephiroth enter the shop.
Three young teenagers pass the Big & Tall store. Two f them look like black haired clones in blue. The other was a brownish red haired girl of unrelation, dressed in pink.
"So Aeris your birthday is coming up soon what do you want for it?" The first clone asks.
The girl in pink, Aeris, smiles. "For my really cute guy to come my way."
"Give it up girl he's gone. Long gone." The second clone snaps mimicking a prep.
"No he's not he'll find me. I know it."
From a distance a black figure stares out from a dark corner. The three arguing girls caught his attention. One fitted the description of the girl Nagi was looking for. Time to aquire the target.
Strong arms grab Aeris. Aeris screams and tries to kick her way free. Her friends take one look at the snider orange hair and run.
"Let go of me!" Aeris demands.
"Shut up, your making a scene." Snider snaps.
Snider places a tight hand over her mouth and drags her off to the side. Something sharp digs into his back. Snider lets go of the girl and smiles.
"Aya, long time no see."
Sephiroth and Omi cut off the exit from in which they came. Aeris sees Sephiroth and runs to him. Hugging him tight she cries.
"Miss you better run." Omi says.
"I know Sephiroth will protect me. He has in the past." She smiles sweetly.
"You know me?" He asks confused.
"Y...You don't remember me?"
"If I did, I still agree with Omi."
She nods and runs off. Only to be snagged by Crawford. The lights go out and he feels his sword in his hand. Defensively he charges Crawford. Crawford pushes the girl aside and counter attacks Sephiroth. And for once Crawford can't see the future to wall.
Aya looses concentration for a little while, and finds himself tossed into a wall.
"Thanks Farfie." Snider smiles and rushes towards Omi.
Farfello laughs and attacks Aya viciously. Having to pause once to knock down the spider with the wire. Which lost quickly when his head smacked into a marble pillar.
Omi tosses a couple of darts at Snider. But then looses site of him. Frantically he looks around.
Snider kicks Omi in the gut hard enough to force the air from Omi's lungs, then pins him in a single armed head lock. Taking liberty to dig throw Omi's pockets. He finds six darts in the front right.
"Farfie catch!" Snider yells tosses the darts.
"Hmn?"
"Hey give them back, those are mine!" Omi wheezes trying to get free.
"Farfie toss them at the gray haired man."
Farfello stabs himself with one.
"Farfie you idiot!" Snider screams. "At long haired gray one who's winning the fight with Brad!
"Oh the one who fight Crawdad."
Snider helps himself to more of Omi's pockets. He only found three and a small barbie kitchen sink. Taking the three he tosses them to Farfello who finally understood who to get.
Farfello watches the fight intensely waiting for the right moment. It comes when Sephiroth launches himself into the air for a lethal attack. An amazing who of strength. Smiling Farello whoops out his war cry and flings out the darts. Sephiroth helpless to dodge.
Aya runs to free Omi, so Snider throws Omi into him. He could have him. Omi and Aya crash into the floor in sink with Sephiroth.
Sephiroth's body twitches as he forces himself to stand. A force hits his body and slams him into a wall. Sephiroth's eye site wavers. Nagi walks up holding a squirming Aeris. Sephiroth rolls his eyes back and passes out.
Omi and Aya get to their feet and Shwarz (I hope that was right) flees the scene.
