Kareoke Night II: Take Two
By Nari-chan
ABOUT THIS SONG: I decided Crabbe and Goyle are going to be singing "Yo ho (A Pirates Life for me)". I don't have the lyrics for Macho Man, or I would be using. Um…I may have them sing that in the sequel.
DISCLAIMER: The plot of this story is mine. As are all Silly Songs. All the characters belong to J.K Rowling, I'm simply borrowing them for a sequel. All songs belong to their respective artist and record companies.
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Everyone looked horrified, even the Slytherins…Crabbe and Goyle? It was just to horrible to think about. Harry noticed that Draco didn't even seem to notice the two larger boys getting up from both sides of him…he was looking at someone.
Harry vaguely wondered who he was looking at, but banished certain thoughts as the music started up.
Crabbe:
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
Harry snorted and watched as they sang. Both had dressed up as pirates, and were jumping around on the stage like two angry gorillas. Even the Slytherins found it funny. 'Oh well…' Harry mused to himself. 'At least they chose a song that describes them…'
Goyle:
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
"I wonder where they learned such big words…" Hermione whispered to Ron and Harry.
Ron snorted. "They probably just memorized them and have no idea what they mean…"
They all snorted and continued to watch.
Crabbe:
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char and in flame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Justin Finch Fletchy, who had been quite excited about something, was slithering around the hall, telling people something. He slithered up next to the Dream Team and spoke.
"Oi you guys know how Crabbe and Goyle hate Muggles?"
"Err…yeah?"
"They're singing a muggle song."
Ron and Harry burst into laughter. Hermione simply snorted at the very idea.
Goyle:
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
The two boys ran around in a circle, waving around two large swords. Suddenly Draco Malfoy screamed.
"YOU IDIOTS! YOU COULD KILL SOMEBODY WITH THOSE! DON'T HOLD SWORDS UNLESS YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK THEM!"
Others at all tables nodded in agreement, the boys simply ignored him. People continued to duck and scurry away as they swung the swords around.
BOTH:
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Everyone stared at them, then burst into applause and cheering. Not because they enjoyed the song, but because it was over.
"Thank MERLIN! I was beginning to think I'd die here!" A Ravenclaw whispered.
"You think we could throw Crucio at them? I don't think we'd be sent to Azkaban…that's only for criminals…we'd be doing everyone a favor!" A Slytherin yelled to his friend over the applause.
"Can we leave yet?" Hannah Abbot muttered, faking a smile.
"We can turn them in to beef jerky!" Neville suddenly said. Everyone turned to look at him, confusion on their faces. "What? It was just a idea!"
"That was SOOO great! Not…" Draco muttered.
This continued on for a bit, until Dumbledore stood up to announce the next act.
"Our next act is…The Fat Friar!"
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Okay all! Any request for the Fat Friar to sing? For those of you who don't know or don't remember, he is the Hufflepuff ghost. Remember when you request a song for him, he's usually happy and jolly. Oh, and if you request a song but don't tell me who sings it, I won't use it because most likely I won't be able to find the lyrics.
By Nari-chan
ABOUT THIS SONG: I decided Crabbe and Goyle are going to be singing "Yo ho (A Pirates Life for me)". I don't have the lyrics for Macho Man, or I would be using. Um…I may have them sing that in the sequel.
DISCLAIMER: The plot of this story is mine. As are all Silly Songs. All the characters belong to J.K Rowling, I'm simply borrowing them for a sequel. All songs belong to their respective artist and record companies.
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Everyone looked horrified, even the Slytherins…Crabbe and Goyle? It was just to horrible to think about. Harry noticed that Draco didn't even seem to notice the two larger boys getting up from both sides of him…he was looking at someone.
Harry vaguely wondered who he was looking at, but banished certain thoughts as the music started up.
Crabbe:
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We pillage plunder, we rifle and loot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We kidnap and ravage and don't give a hoot.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho
Harry snorted and watched as they sang. Both had dressed up as pirates, and were jumping around on the stage like two angry gorillas. Even the Slytherins found it funny. 'Oh well…' Harry mused to himself. 'At least they chose a song that describes them…'
Goyle:
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We extort and pilfer, we filch and sack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Maraud and embezzle and even highjack.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
"I wonder where they learned such big words…" Hermione whispered to Ron and Harry.
Ron snorted. "They probably just memorized them and have no idea what they mean…"
They all snorted and continued to watch.
Crabbe:
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
We kindle and char and in flame and ignite.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We burn up the city, we're really a fright.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Justin Finch Fletchy, who had been quite excited about something, was slithering around the hall, telling people something. He slithered up next to the Dream Team and spoke.
"Oi you guys know how Crabbe and Goyle hate Muggles?"
"Err…yeah?"
"They're singing a muggle song."
Ron and Harry burst into laughter. Hermione simply snorted at the very idea.
Goyle:
We're rascals and scoundrels, we're villians and knaves.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
We're devils and black sheep, we're really bad eggs.
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
The two boys ran around in a circle, waving around two large swords. Suddenly Draco Malfoy screamed.
"YOU IDIOTS! YOU COULD KILL SOMEBODY WITH THOSE! DON'T HOLD SWORDS UNLESS YOU KNOW HOW TO WORK THEM!"
Others at all tables nodded in agreement, the boys simply ignored him. People continued to duck and scurry away as they swung the swords around.
BOTH:
We're beggars and blighters and ne'er do-well cads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Aye, but we're loved by our mommies and dads,
Drink up me 'earties, yo ho.
Yo ho, yo ho, a pirate's life for me.
Everyone stared at them, then burst into applause and cheering. Not because they enjoyed the song, but because it was over.
"Thank MERLIN! I was beginning to think I'd die here!" A Ravenclaw whispered.
"You think we could throw Crucio at them? I don't think we'd be sent to Azkaban…that's only for criminals…we'd be doing everyone a favor!" A Slytherin yelled to his friend over the applause.
"Can we leave yet?" Hannah Abbot muttered, faking a smile.
"We can turn them in to beef jerky!" Neville suddenly said. Everyone turned to look at him, confusion on their faces. "What? It was just a idea!"
"That was SOOO great! Not…" Draco muttered.
This continued on for a bit, until Dumbledore stood up to announce the next act.
"Our next act is…The Fat Friar!"
* * *
Okay all! Any request for the Fat Friar to sing? For those of you who don't know or don't remember, he is the Hufflepuff ghost. Remember when you request a song for him, he's usually happy and jolly. Oh, and if you request a song but don't tell me who sings it, I won't use it because most likely I won't be able to find the lyrics.