Kareoke Night II: Take Two
ABOUT THIS SONG: I have chosen "Getting Jiggy With It" from Will Smith for The Fat Friar. On another note I have a few others already lined up.
ATHALIA- Thank you for the suggestion! I did not use "I will follow him" for the fat friar…I have an even better person! Also, thank you for the thing about Google, It's much easier for me to find lyrics now! Kudos to you…your stories shall be reviewed! Oh, and thank you for the idea for Macho Man, I think that would be hilarious with the Gryffindors as well…I can actually picture Seamus, Dean and Harry as macho men. Neville is a different story, and most people know I am not big Ron fan, so you get my idea.
DISCLAIMER: The plot of this story is mine. As are all Silly Songs. All the characters belong to J.K Rowling, I'm simply borrowing them for a sequel. All songs belong to their respective artist and record companies.
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The Fat Friar floated into the great hall, and everyone stopped to look at him. He moved towards the stage soundlessly and everyone stared. The Hufflepuff students burst into applause, followed by the other students.
The Fat Friar nodded to them, letting them know they were heard, then floated over to the microphone and waited for the music to start.
When it did, he did not start to sing, instead he waited for a large chandelier sized disco ball to appear in the air, and the lights to dim down.
/on your mark ready set let's go
dance floor pro I know you know
I go psycho when my new joint hit
just can't sit
gotta get jiggy wit it
ohh that's it now honey honey come ride
DKNY all up in my eye
you gotta Prada bag with a lot a stuff in it
give it to your friend let's spin
everybody lookin' at me
glancin' the kid
wish you nig was dancin' the jig
here with this handsome kid
ciga-cigar right from Cuba-Cuba
I just bite it
it's for the look I don't light it
illway the amay on the anceday orflay*
give it up jiggy make it feel like foreplay
yo my carido is infinite
ha ha
big willie style's all in it /
Muggleborn students who knew this song picked up on the chorus and sang along with the Friar.
/na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it
na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it
na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it/
The Hufflepuffs began to disco around the great hall, whilst Gryffindors and Ravenclaws continued to sing, even the Slytherins looked somewhat upbeat.
/what you wanna ball with the kid
watch your step you might fall
trying to do what I did
mama-unh mama-unh mama come closa' (closer)
in the middle of the club with the rub-a-dub
no love for the haters
mad cause I got floor seats at the Lakers
see me on the fifty yard line with the Raiders
met Ali he told me I'm the greatest
I got the fever for the flavor of a crowd pleaser
DJ play another
from the prince of this
your highness
only bad chicks ride in my whips
south to the west to the east to the north
bought my hits and watch 'em go off a go off
ah yes yes yall ya don't stop
in the winter or the (summertime)
I makes it hot
gettin jiggy wit 'em/
Other students, who were not Muggleborn, stomped to the rhythm, and they all began to disco. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Professors Black and Lupin came waltzing throughout the students, holding a large…
Limbo Stick!
Students from all houses lined up for a friendly (or not so friendly game) of Limbo.
"How low can you go…How low can you go…" Harry chorused along with the others.
/na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it
na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it
na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it/
Professor McGonagall even looked interested – until Professor Dumbledore swept her towards the dance floor…to waltz.
"NO!"
/eight-fifty I.S. if you need a lift
who's the kid in the drop
who else Will Smith
livin' that life some consider a myth
rock from south street to one two fifth
women used to tease me
give it to me now nice and easy
since I moved up like George and Wheezey
cream to the maximum I be askin' 'em
would you like to bounce with the brother that's platinum
never see Will attackin' 'em
I rather play ball with Shaq and 'em
flatten 'em
psyche
hittin' you thought I took a spill
but I didn't
trust the lady of my life she hittin'
hit her with a drop top with the ribbon
crib for my mom on the outskirts of Philly
you trying to flex on me
don't be silly
getting juggy wit it/
Professor Trewlany, who was bored, decided to lighten things up (or so she thought) by yelling, "STAMPEDE!" Students began to scream and run for no reason.
Professor Snape simply looked at everyone in disgust, before returning to his book (101 Ways to Kill A Student or Professor without being Caught).
/na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it
na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it
na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it/
As the song ended, everyone applauded and sat down. Professor Dumbledore returned to the stage and began to announce the next act.
"Anyone who was here for the last Kareoke Night will remember this well, it happens every five songs…May I present to you--"
Severus, Madame Pomfrey, Remus, Flitwick, Sprout, Trewlany, the entire ghost population minus Peeves, other various teachers, and Filch groaned.
Minerva, however, looked miffed. "NO! Headmaster, I FORBIDE IT!"
But alas, it was too late.
"May I present to you, Silly Songs with Sirius, the part of the show where Sirius will sing a silly song!"
Cheers from unsuspecting victims filled the Great Hall.
* * *
BWHA! Silly Songs is next! This song will be entitled "The Ministry of Magic is falling down" and will run parallel to the song "London Bridge is falling down"!
Oh, and I am also planning on changing my pen name to either Glittery Hair Gel, Christmas Holiday, or I own Silly Songs…or something with Sirius in it…I just can't stand Nari-chan anymore, but feel free to call me that if you get confused!
ABOUT THIS SONG: I have chosen "Getting Jiggy With It" from Will Smith for The Fat Friar. On another note I have a few others already lined up.
ATHALIA- Thank you for the suggestion! I did not use "I will follow him" for the fat friar…I have an even better person! Also, thank you for the thing about Google, It's much easier for me to find lyrics now! Kudos to you…your stories shall be reviewed! Oh, and thank you for the idea for Macho Man, I think that would be hilarious with the Gryffindors as well…I can actually picture Seamus, Dean and Harry as macho men. Neville is a different story, and most people know I am not big Ron fan, so you get my idea.
DISCLAIMER: The plot of this story is mine. As are all Silly Songs. All the characters belong to J.K Rowling, I'm simply borrowing them for a sequel. All songs belong to their respective artist and record companies.
–
The Fat Friar floated into the great hall, and everyone stopped to look at him. He moved towards the stage soundlessly and everyone stared. The Hufflepuff students burst into applause, followed by the other students.
The Fat Friar nodded to them, letting them know they were heard, then floated over to the microphone and waited for the music to start.
When it did, he did not start to sing, instead he waited for a large chandelier sized disco ball to appear in the air, and the lights to dim down.
/on your mark ready set let's go
dance floor pro I know you know
I go psycho when my new joint hit
just can't sit
gotta get jiggy wit it
ohh that's it now honey honey come ride
DKNY all up in my eye
you gotta Prada bag with a lot a stuff in it
give it to your friend let's spin
everybody lookin' at me
glancin' the kid
wish you nig was dancin' the jig
here with this handsome kid
ciga-cigar right from Cuba-Cuba
I just bite it
it's for the look I don't light it
illway the amay on the anceday orflay*
give it up jiggy make it feel like foreplay
yo my carido is infinite
ha ha
big willie style's all in it /
Muggleborn students who knew this song picked up on the chorus and sang along with the Friar.
/na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it
na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it
na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it/
The Hufflepuffs began to disco around the great hall, whilst Gryffindors and Ravenclaws continued to sing, even the Slytherins looked somewhat upbeat.
/what you wanna ball with the kid
watch your step you might fall
trying to do what I did
mama-unh mama-unh mama come closa' (closer)
in the middle of the club with the rub-a-dub
no love for the haters
mad cause I got floor seats at the Lakers
see me on the fifty yard line with the Raiders
met Ali he told me I'm the greatest
I got the fever for the flavor of a crowd pleaser
DJ play another
from the prince of this
your highness
only bad chicks ride in my whips
south to the west to the east to the north
bought my hits and watch 'em go off a go off
ah yes yes yall ya don't stop
in the winter or the (summertime)
I makes it hot
gettin jiggy wit 'em/
Other students, who were not Muggleborn, stomped to the rhythm, and they all began to disco. Suddenly, out of nowhere, Professors Black and Lupin came waltzing throughout the students, holding a large…
Limbo Stick!
Students from all houses lined up for a friendly (or not so friendly game) of Limbo.
"How low can you go…How low can you go…" Harry chorused along with the others.
/na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it
na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it
na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it/
Professor McGonagall even looked interested – until Professor Dumbledore swept her towards the dance floor…to waltz.
"NO!"
/eight-fifty I.S. if you need a lift
who's the kid in the drop
who else Will Smith
livin' that life some consider a myth
rock from south street to one two fifth
women used to tease me
give it to me now nice and easy
since I moved up like George and Wheezey
cream to the maximum I be askin' 'em
would you like to bounce with the brother that's platinum
never see Will attackin' 'em
I rather play ball with Shaq and 'em
flatten 'em
psyche
hittin' you thought I took a spill
but I didn't
trust the lady of my life she hittin'
hit her with a drop top with the ribbon
crib for my mom on the outskirts of Philly
you trying to flex on me
don't be silly
getting juggy wit it/
Professor Trewlany, who was bored, decided to lighten things up (or so she thought) by yelling, "STAMPEDE!" Students began to scream and run for no reason.
Professor Snape simply looked at everyone in disgust, before returning to his book (101 Ways to Kill A Student or Professor without being Caught).
/na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it
na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it
na na na na na na na nana
na na na na nana
gettin jiggy wit it/
As the song ended, everyone applauded and sat down. Professor Dumbledore returned to the stage and began to announce the next act.
"Anyone who was here for the last Kareoke Night will remember this well, it happens every five songs…May I present to you--"
Severus, Madame Pomfrey, Remus, Flitwick, Sprout, Trewlany, the entire ghost population minus Peeves, other various teachers, and Filch groaned.
Minerva, however, looked miffed. "NO! Headmaster, I FORBIDE IT!"
But alas, it was too late.
"May I present to you, Silly Songs with Sirius, the part of the show where Sirius will sing a silly song!"
Cheers from unsuspecting victims filled the Great Hall.
* * *
BWHA! Silly Songs is next! This song will be entitled "The Ministry of Magic is falling down" and will run parallel to the song "London Bridge is falling down"!
Oh, and I am also planning on changing my pen name to either Glittery Hair Gel, Christmas Holiday, or I own Silly Songs…or something with Sirius in it…I just can't stand Nari-chan anymore, but feel free to call me that if you get confused!