Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Fushigi yûgi characters
Authors note: lol, I thought of this idea one day, and I just had to write it down.
The day the celestial guardians came to visit
One morning the author Shinimegami was sleeping soundly in her extremely small room.
???1: She up?
???2: Does it look like she's up!
???1: Sorry.
???3: Quit arguing! Let's wake her up now!
???1: K. HEY!SHINIMEGAMI! WAKE UP!!!
Shinimegami: ...zzzzzzzzz...Not know...ten more minutes, mom...Tamahome's not done kicking Kuno's ass..zzzzzzzz (a dream of mine)
???2: Let me. WAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE UUUUUUUUUUPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shinimegami: Aaaaaaaaaaah!!!I didn't do it!!!!!
???1: Nice lungs, Nuriko!
Nuriko: Thanks!
Shinimegami:it!*looks around to see three persons in her room*Tasuki? Nuriko? Hotohori? Here? WOW! Pinch me! I must be dreaming!!
Tasuki:*pinch*
Shinimegami: Hey! Wha'd you do that for!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tasuki: You asked!
Shinimegami: I didn't meen it!!!!
Tasuki: Anyway. Your mom wants you up.
Shinimegami:K...
Tasuki: Well, where going.*they leave*
Shinimegami: I still must be dreaming.
After a good 10 minutes Shinimegami is dressed and heading to the kitchen
Shinimegami: I just had to be dreaming. Maman?
Mom: Yes?
Shinimegami: Eh, did you send Tasuki, Nuriko, and Hotohori to my room to wake me up?
Mom: No, I sent a guy in leather with earings and red hair, a..eh..man I think, with long purple hair, and some man who couldn't stop looking in the mirror.
Shinimegami: O.o
Mom: Anyway come join Mitsukake, Chiriko and I for breakfeast.
Shinimegami: *facefaults*
Chiriko: Want one of these? *pulls out a poptart* And by the way, I did your homework for you. Do you mind?
Shinimegami: YOU DID MY HOMEWORK????????????????
Chiriko: Yes...
Shinimegami: THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU! THANK YOU!!!!!!*hugs Chiriko*
Chiriko: Eeep!!
Tama-Chan: Meow!
Shinimegami: Hello Tama-Chan! Have you met Minette yet?
Tama-Chan: Meow! (Translation: YES!)
Shinimegami: Lol. *starts to sniff the air* Essence? Oh shit! *runs downstairs only to see Chichiri burning essence* CHICHIRI STOP! MY DAD CAN'T BREATHE WITH THAT STUFF ON!!
Chichiri: Da? Oh! I'm very sorry, no da.
Shinimegami: It's okay.
Chichiri: Can I burn candles? No da.
Shinimegami: Sure you can!
Chichiri: Thanks, no da!
Shinimegami: K.
Later on in the morning Shinimegami goes back to her room to get her school bag, only to see Tamahome looking at her sketch pad.
Shinimegami: HEY!
Tamahome: Oh, hello.
Shinimegami: What are you doing going through my stuff!!
Tamahome: Looking for something to sell.
Shinimegami: IN MY SKETCH PAD!
Tamahome: Yes. I could see these for maybe a ryo!!
Shinimegami: You are NOT selling my stuff!
Tamahome: Fine!
Mom: Josée?
Shinimegami: Hm?
Mom: Since you friends can't stay here alone, I told four of them to go with your father to school, and you'll meet them there later.
Shinimegami: K. So, who did he take?
Mom: The boy with the candles, Mitsukake, Chiriko, and the man who wouldn't stop looking in the mirror.
Shinimegami: Which leaves me with Tasuki, Tamahome, and Nuriko.
In the car
Tasuki: What is that?? *pointing at the van*
Shinimegami: A van.
Tasuki: And why should I go in there, Shinimegami?
Shinimegami: K, let's get one thing straight; You are going in that van or I will kick you hard! And two; just call me Josée.
Tasuki: K.
Nuriko: Ooh, can I sit in back?
Josée: You'll have to sit with me.
Nuriko: K!
Josée: Which meens that Tamahome and Tasuki will have to sit in front of us, still in back mind you. So I guess where all set.
End of part one.
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