Kareoke Night II: Take Two
ABOUT THIS SONG: Time for Silly Songs with Sirius! Bwhahahaha! My version of London Bridge didn't sound that good, so I decided to go with my version of Jack and Jill ^_^
DISCLAIMER: The plot of this story is mine. As are all Silly Songs. All the characters belong to J.K Rowling, I'm simply borrowing them for a sequel. All songs belong to their respective artist and record companies.
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Sirius smiled and ran towards the stage. Professor Sprout charmed a pair of earmuffs to block out his voice, Professor Flitwick hid under the table (although nobody knew how this would help), Snape didn't do a thing, he would listen to every word as to use them for blackmail later on. Remus, being the great friend he was, stuck it out. Professor Dumbledore looked ecstatic, whilst Professor McGonagall was trying to remember every binding spell she knew—just in case.
The music started and Sirius began to sing.
/James and Lily
Went up into the dungeons
To fetch a pail of Veritaserum
James fell down
And broke his crown
And Lily came tumbling after/
Harry stared at Sirius like he was insane, which he most likely was. He did have to admit though, it was a cute song…
Hermione was trying to think of a way to tell Sirius that dungeons were usually down in the ground, and not up.
Ron was laughing like a maniac.
/Up James got,
And to the common room did trot,
As fast as he could go.
They put him to bed,
And plastered his head,
With vinegar, brown paper, and glue/
Most people found this song extremely funny, other than the Professors. Sirius repeated the first half, but changed the names around.
/Lily and James
Went up to the Astronomy Tower
To snog under the moonlight
Lily fell down
And broke her crown
And James came tumbling after/
Slytherins began to laugh at the idea of Harry Potter's parents snogging in the Astronomy tower and falling out of it. Professor Sinstra, the Astronomy Professor, was astonished that students would actually do that in her classroom.
/Up Lily got,
And to the common room did trot,
As fast as she could go.
They put her to bed,
And plastered her head,
With vinegar, brown paper, and lead/
Everyone began to laugh as Sirius finished singing, and Sirius bowed.
Professor McGonagall glared at him, obviously not happy with the song he had chosen.
Professor Dumbledore stood up to announce the next act, and everyone quieted down.
"May I present to you…Draco Malfoy!"
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Okay, my loyal reviewers, I have a big question for you all to answer…
Harry Potter/Padma Patil or Harry/Draco Romance?
Just let me know in your review, these are the ONLY two choices ^_^
ABOUT THIS SONG: Time for Silly Songs with Sirius! Bwhahahaha! My version of London Bridge didn't sound that good, so I decided to go with my version of Jack and Jill ^_^
DISCLAIMER: The plot of this story is mine. As are all Silly Songs. All the characters belong to J.K Rowling, I'm simply borrowing them for a sequel. All songs belong to their respective artist and record companies.
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Sirius smiled and ran towards the stage. Professor Sprout charmed a pair of earmuffs to block out his voice, Professor Flitwick hid under the table (although nobody knew how this would help), Snape didn't do a thing, he would listen to every word as to use them for blackmail later on. Remus, being the great friend he was, stuck it out. Professor Dumbledore looked ecstatic, whilst Professor McGonagall was trying to remember every binding spell she knew—just in case.
The music started and Sirius began to sing.
/James and Lily
Went up into the dungeons
To fetch a pail of Veritaserum
James fell down
And broke his crown
And Lily came tumbling after/
Harry stared at Sirius like he was insane, which he most likely was. He did have to admit though, it was a cute song…
Hermione was trying to think of a way to tell Sirius that dungeons were usually down in the ground, and not up.
Ron was laughing like a maniac.
/Up James got,
And to the common room did trot,
As fast as he could go.
They put him to bed,
And plastered his head,
With vinegar, brown paper, and glue/
Most people found this song extremely funny, other than the Professors. Sirius repeated the first half, but changed the names around.
/Lily and James
Went up to the Astronomy Tower
To snog under the moonlight
Lily fell down
And broke her crown
And James came tumbling after/
Slytherins began to laugh at the idea of Harry Potter's parents snogging in the Astronomy tower and falling out of it. Professor Sinstra, the Astronomy Professor, was astonished that students would actually do that in her classroom.
/Up Lily got,
And to the common room did trot,
As fast as she could go.
They put her to bed,
And plastered her head,
With vinegar, brown paper, and lead/
Everyone began to laugh as Sirius finished singing, and Sirius bowed.
Professor McGonagall glared at him, obviously not happy with the song he had chosen.
Professor Dumbledore stood up to announce the next act, and everyone quieted down.
"May I present to you…Draco Malfoy!"
* * *
Okay, my loyal reviewers, I have a big question for you all to answer…
Harry Potter/Padma Patil or Harry/Draco Romance?
Just let me know in your review, these are the ONLY two choices ^_^