Asmodeus/Squirrelmaid/Sirius Black
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By Redwall-hare
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1 DISCLAIMER: Brian Jacques made Redwall, not me. J.K. Rowling made Harry Potter, not me.
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2 DM = Dungeon Master
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Asmodeus: I'm Asmodeus.
Tipol: AHHHhhhh!
Asmodeus: And I'm a squirrelmaid too.
Tipol: Huh?
Squirrelmaid: And I'm Sirius Black too.
Tipol: .
Weird: I can explain! Jeesh!
Tipol: .
Hurdor: .
Weird: Ahh peer pressure! .
Tipol: We're not forcing you to speak like that.
Weird: .
Tipol: So explain.
Weird: *cough* Ok, so it all started out as me as a darling lil' squirrelmaid.
Hurdor: Yiss go on, weird 'un, aye!
Weird: And I was happily jumping around when this snake in a spring startled me. I accidentally slipped from the branch and dropped in the spring. Then, this weird skeleton-like dude and this big looking horse-bird were there. The guy drank some water and accidentally tripped, dropping into the spring.
Tipol: How coincidental.
Weird: Um yeah. So like anyways now I'm all of the people I named: The squirrelmaid, Asmodeus, and Sirius Black. So here's the gig: I'm the squirrelmaid if you say "Chatter". I'm Asmodeus if you say "Hissy wissy". And I'm Sirius Black if you say "Hogwarts".
Tipol: So what are you right now?
Weird: What I look like no duh. I'm Asmodeus.
Tipol: You don't sound like him.
Asmodeus: Say hissy wissy and then I'll sound like him more.
Hurbor: Hissy wissy.
Asmodeus: Hello, dear hare and mole friend. What'sssss going on thessssse daysssss… Hmmm? Hssss… Asmodeus…
Tipol: How do you make you un-adder like? Yssiw yssih!
Asmodeus: Hi.
Tipol: Good. Chatter!
Squirrelmaid: Hi, I'm Taylern!
Tipol: Hogwarts!
Sirius: Where's that Peter? Where?
Tipol: Hoohoo, this is fun!
Hurdor: Stop et, you fiend!
Tipol: *ears droop* Fine. You just took the fun out of everything!
Hurdor: .
Sirius: ?
Tipol: Um like whatever! I'm not talking to you!
Sirius: Where's my good ol' boy Harry? Where is he?
Hurdor: Burr, go an' become gudd squirrelmaid again! Oi don't loik you'm, making me uncomfortable, aye!
Tipol: Oh don't be a poo! Sirius is a good guy!
Hurdor: Oi nevers read thoi book!
Tipol: Oh gee. Fine, chatter!
Taylern: Uhhhrg this is really dumb!
DM: Ooh ooh I sense a quest!
Tipol: Darn.
DM: You have to take Weird to the spring and find 3 rocks that are red, black, and white! Then throw it in the spring and chant Hogwarts, Chatter, and Hissy Wissy backwards! Then, you have to throw Weird in and make him/her drink the water!
Tipol: That's an awful lot to remember.
DM: Don't worry. You'll live. *pop*
Hurdor: Oi'm not gudd at 'membering!
Tipol: Taylern will remember! Right?
Taylern: Ahh behind you!
Tipol: Um what?
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A/N: What'll happen next? I don't know. I'll have to think about that…
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By Redwall-hare
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1 DISCLAIMER: Brian Jacques made Redwall, not me. J.K. Rowling made Harry Potter, not me.
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2 DM = Dungeon Master
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Asmodeus: I'm Asmodeus.
Tipol: AHHHhhhh!
Asmodeus: And I'm a squirrelmaid too.
Tipol: Huh?
Squirrelmaid: And I'm Sirius Black too.
Tipol: .
Weird: I can explain! Jeesh!
Tipol: .
Hurdor: .
Weird: Ahh peer pressure! .
Tipol: We're not forcing you to speak like that.
Weird: .
Tipol: So explain.
Weird: *cough* Ok, so it all started out as me as a darling lil' squirrelmaid.
Hurdor: Yiss go on, weird 'un, aye!
Weird: And I was happily jumping around when this snake in a spring startled me. I accidentally slipped from the branch and dropped in the spring. Then, this weird skeleton-like dude and this big looking horse-bird were there. The guy drank some water and accidentally tripped, dropping into the spring.
Tipol: How coincidental.
Weird: Um yeah. So like anyways now I'm all of the people I named: The squirrelmaid, Asmodeus, and Sirius Black. So here's the gig: I'm the squirrelmaid if you say "Chatter". I'm Asmodeus if you say "Hissy wissy". And I'm Sirius Black if you say "Hogwarts".
Tipol: So what are you right now?
Weird: What I look like no duh. I'm Asmodeus.
Tipol: You don't sound like him.
Asmodeus: Say hissy wissy and then I'll sound like him more.
Hurbor: Hissy wissy.
Asmodeus: Hello, dear hare and mole friend. What'sssss going on thessssse daysssss… Hmmm? Hssss… Asmodeus…
Tipol: How do you make you un-adder like? Yssiw yssih!
Asmodeus: Hi.
Tipol: Good. Chatter!
Squirrelmaid: Hi, I'm Taylern!
Tipol: Hogwarts!
Sirius: Where's that Peter? Where?
Tipol: Hoohoo, this is fun!
Hurdor: Stop et, you fiend!
Tipol: *ears droop* Fine. You just took the fun out of everything!
Hurdor: .
Sirius: ?
Tipol: Um like whatever! I'm not talking to you!
Sirius: Where's my good ol' boy Harry? Where is he?
Hurdor: Burr, go an' become gudd squirrelmaid again! Oi don't loik you'm, making me uncomfortable, aye!
Tipol: Oh don't be a poo! Sirius is a good guy!
Hurdor: Oi nevers read thoi book!
Tipol: Oh gee. Fine, chatter!
Taylern: Uhhhrg this is really dumb!
DM: Ooh ooh I sense a quest!
Tipol: Darn.
DM: You have to take Weird to the spring and find 3 rocks that are red, black, and white! Then throw it in the spring and chant Hogwarts, Chatter, and Hissy Wissy backwards! Then, you have to throw Weird in and make him/her drink the water!
Tipol: That's an awful lot to remember.
DM: Don't worry. You'll live. *pop*
Hurdor: Oi'm not gudd at 'membering!
Tipol: Taylern will remember! Right?
Taylern: Ahh behind you!
Tipol: Um what?
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A/N: What'll happen next? I don't know. I'll have to think about that…