1 The Toads of the Spring

1.1 By Redwall-hare

DISCLAIMER: Redwall = Brian Jacques. Harry Potter = J.K. Rowling.

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DM = Dungeon Master

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Tipol: Yes?

Taylern: Hah, false alarm!

Tipol: *ears droop*

Hurdor: Luk out Tayloirn!

Taylern: Um no. Jeez I'm not that gullible!

a huge toad attacks Taylern

Tipol: *tssk* That's what you get!

another huge toad attacks Tipol

Hurdor: Oh no! *Hurdor unsuccessfully runs away*

another huge toad attacks Hurdor

Tipol: Move ahh go away!

Toad: Hsssss… hi.

Tipol: What happened to your screwy language?

Toad: You're mean. We'll be eating you soon! Hahahaaaa!

Tipol: Not so fast! *swish flick* Hah! You forget! I have… the paperclip of doom!

Toad: *gulp* Yummy! Give me more!

Tipol: Yaaaah! Eulialalalaaa!

DM: Oh shut-up! Just let the toad take you away!

Hurdor: *choke*

Tipol: No you killed Hurdor!

Toad: Glllp! Hah! We eat!

the toads eat Hurdor

Tipol: Cannibal!

DM: Ok I didn't mean that to happen. Hmm… ooh ooh you can have this mouse I found! Isn't she cute?

Mouse: Hi. I'm a mousemaid named Petunia.

Tipol: What a dumb name. NOW DO ME A FAVOR AND KILL THOSE TOADS!

Toads: GlluP!

Tipol: There goes another potential sidekick!

Toads march Tipol to the spring

Taylern: Hahahaaaa! You'll never catch me now! *swings from branch to branch away from toads*

Tipol: TRAITOR!

Toads: Uhhhrglp! *makes Tipol dive in the spring* Kneel before our king!

Tipol: Hi Buckbeak! *waves to Buckbeak*

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A/N: Ignore the b's… I was just testing something.