A… Nice AIM Conversation
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Tipol: Hmm… I've heard of Alias. Back in the olden days, when I was addicted to AOL instant message. Heh, I used to harass people like Martin the Warrior and little Mattimeo, IMing them.
Hurdor: Hurr, tell us 'boutit you'm gurt burdburain!
Tipol: What'd I tell you about your accent? *sigh*
Hurdor: All right, Tipol. So tell us.
Tipol: I even recorded all the messages and remembered them… right in this notebook, yup! *pulls out a rusty notebook* Now, young scallywags, let's begin…:
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o0PsycholBunnyOo: Hiya chap!
MartinDAwarrior: Who's this?
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Me, ye little seadog!
MartinDAwarrior: Um I don't know you, now go away!!!
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Ahahh you know me all right!
MartinDAwarrior: Oh?
o0PsycholBunnyOo: I'm a bally hare!
MartinDAwarrior: OH that psycho rabbit that tried to attack me when I went in line for the Easter Bunny! Noooooooooow I understand! : )
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Yeah. I got your AIM pen name.
MartinDAwarrior: That's nice. Now go away, I'm trying to talk to Gonff!
o0PsycholBunnyOo: What's his AIM pen name?
MartinDAwarrior: Not telling.
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Please?
MartinDAwarrior: NO.
o0PsycholBunnyOo: I'll take that little Easter Bunny plushie of yours hostage if you don't. . . !!!
MartinDAwarrior: Ok. It's: CheeseThief08.
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Thankee, Martin!
Tipol IMs CheeseThief08
PB o0PsycholBunnyOo: Why thank you Martin, me ol' mate!
MartinDAwarrior: I had no choice.
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Heehee.
o0PsycholBunnyOo: muAAAAHHH!
o0PsycholBunnyOo: HAHAHAHAHA!
MartinDAwarrior: .
o0PsycholBunnyOo: YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE MY OL' MATE!
Martin dials 911
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Heehee.
Cheesethief08: Who's this?
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Hint: I have rabies.
Cheesethief08: Oh no.
o0PsycholBunnyOo: OH yes.
Cheesethief08: Not you again.
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Yes me again.
Cheesethief08: Leave me alone!
o0PsycholBunnyOo: You owe me exactly: ….
1. One rind of melon.
2. Eight cheeses studded with nuts.
3. Four canteens of elderberry wine.
4. A half cup of milk.
5. Two lottery tickets.
6. My bandana (the red one)
7. My secret mask.
8. My squirt gun.
Cheesethief08 has signed off
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Darn…
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o0PsycholBunnyOo: Hyello!
MMeo: Who's this?
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Yore ol' FRIEND Tipol!
MMeo: Hi Tipol what's up?
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Nothing. Just sayin' hi doncha know!
MMeo: Hmm…
o0PsycholBunnyOo: SO's I was a wonderin' matey,
MMeo: Yes?
o0PsycholBunnyOo: 'ow's yore pa been doin', eh?
MMeo: Why are you talking like that, Tipol???
o0PsycholBunnyOo: -.- Just answer me!
MMeo: He's been doing fine, thank you very much.
o0PsycholBunnyOo: U sure?
MMeo: What'd you do this time?
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Ahaaaa… just taken his pore h'easter bunny 'way doncha worry yore pore likkle 'ead off noaw!
MMeo: Buggzer? You've TAKEN him?
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Duh.
MMeo signs off
Tipol: Well, there's more, but they're all pretty depressing…
Hurdor: Oh.
Petunia: That was hilarious! *smiles* How'd you like it if you joined our secret agent company?
Tipol: I don't know. How much do I get paid?
Petunia: A lot.
Tipol: I'll join, then.
Hurdor: And me too!
Tipol: Yes, and Hurdor too!
Petunia: Okay then! First thing's first, destroy the nerds!!! And dorks.
Tipol: But… but… I'm a dork!
Petunia: You're a cool dork. That's different.
Tipol: *grins* OH COOL I'm a cool dork!
Hurdor: What about me?
Tipol: You don't talk a lot. I don't know…
Petunia: By the looks of it, you're normal. Except for your language. But at least you're not a nerd. Or a dork.
Hurdor: YAY!
Tipol and Hurdor: *dances around* We're not nerds we're not dorks! Woohoo!
Petunia: Do you know how to distinguish such people?
Tipol and Hurdor: *stop dancing* Uh no.
Petunia: *pulls out a notepad* Look over THERE: *points to a long list*
Dorks and Nerds are: …
^Annoying^
Stupid
Mean
Insecure
People who IMITATE/Copy others ((*cough* *cough* I hate it when people do that! *glares at Bulgarian classmate*))
^People who have pocket protectors^
^People who talk about nuclear stuff and a lot of science stuff^
Tipol: Aheh… well… Um… I think I'm a nerd/dork.
Hurdor: Me too.
Petunia: Wha -- ?
Tipol: Uhhhh *throws away pocket protector*
Hurdor: *throws away science book about pollution*
Tipol: SORRY GOT TO RUN!
Hurdor: *tags along*
Petunia: *gasps* You're one of them!
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OH NO! What'll happen next! Will Petunia get the capture Tipol and Hurdor or will they get away??!! Eh. Not exactly a cliffhanger. But, I tried my best. Mr. Fishy dude says S writes good fics. Awww… *huggles Fishydude whilst bitting off his head and chewing* Mmmm…. I LOVE salmon! : [
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A/N: Note to all dorks and nerds: I'm sorry if this is offensive to you but you must understand that PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH! *eyes people suspiciously*
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Petunia: The truth? PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!
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Tipol: Hmm… I've heard of Alias. Back in the olden days, when I was addicted to AOL instant message. Heh, I used to harass people like Martin the Warrior and little Mattimeo, IMing them.
Hurdor: Hurr, tell us 'boutit you'm gurt burdburain!
Tipol: What'd I tell you about your accent? *sigh*
Hurdor: All right, Tipol. So tell us.
Tipol: I even recorded all the messages and remembered them… right in this notebook, yup! *pulls out a rusty notebook* Now, young scallywags, let's begin…:
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Hiya chap!
MartinDAwarrior: Who's this?
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Me, ye little seadog!
MartinDAwarrior: Um I don't know you, now go away!!!
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Ahahh you know me all right!
MartinDAwarrior: Oh?
o0PsycholBunnyOo: I'm a bally hare!
MartinDAwarrior: OH that psycho rabbit that tried to attack me when I went in line for the Easter Bunny! Noooooooooow I understand! : )
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Yeah. I got your AIM pen name.
MartinDAwarrior: That's nice. Now go away, I'm trying to talk to Gonff!
o0PsycholBunnyOo: What's his AIM pen name?
MartinDAwarrior: Not telling.
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Please?
MartinDAwarrior: NO.
o0PsycholBunnyOo: I'll take that little Easter Bunny plushie of yours hostage if you don't. . . !!!
MartinDAwarrior: Ok. It's: CheeseThief08.
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Thankee, Martin!
Tipol IMs CheeseThief08
PB o0PsycholBunnyOo: Why thank you Martin, me ol' mate!
MartinDAwarrior: I had no choice.
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Heehee.
o0PsycholBunnyOo: muAAAAHHH!
o0PsycholBunnyOo: HAHAHAHAHA!
MartinDAwarrior: .
o0PsycholBunnyOo: YOU CAN RUN BUT YOU CAN'T HIDE MY OL' MATE!
Martin dials 911
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Heehee.
Cheesethief08: Who's this?
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Hint: I have rabies.
Cheesethief08: Oh no.
o0PsycholBunnyOo: OH yes.
Cheesethief08: Not you again.
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Yes me again.
Cheesethief08: Leave me alone!
o0PsycholBunnyOo: You owe me exactly: ….
1. One rind of melon.
2. Eight cheeses studded with nuts.
3. Four canteens of elderberry wine.
4. A half cup of milk.
5. Two lottery tickets.
6. My bandana (the red one)
7. My secret mask.
8. My squirt gun.
Cheesethief08 has signed off
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Darn…
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o0PsycholBunnyOo: Hyello!
MMeo: Who's this?
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Yore ol' FRIEND Tipol!
MMeo: Hi Tipol what's up?
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Nothing. Just sayin' hi doncha know!
MMeo: Hmm…
o0PsycholBunnyOo: SO's I was a wonderin' matey,
MMeo: Yes?
o0PsycholBunnyOo: 'ow's yore pa been doin', eh?
MMeo: Why are you talking like that, Tipol???
o0PsycholBunnyOo: -.- Just answer me!
MMeo: He's been doing fine, thank you very much.
o0PsycholBunnyOo: U sure?
MMeo: What'd you do this time?
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Ahaaaa… just taken his pore h'easter bunny 'way doncha worry yore pore likkle 'ead off noaw!
MMeo: Buggzer? You've TAKEN him?
o0PsycholBunnyOo: Duh.
MMeo signs off
Tipol: Well, there's more, but they're all pretty depressing…
Hurdor: Oh.
Petunia: That was hilarious! *smiles* How'd you like it if you joined our secret agent company?
Tipol: I don't know. How much do I get paid?
Petunia: A lot.
Tipol: I'll join, then.
Hurdor: And me too!
Tipol: Yes, and Hurdor too!
Petunia: Okay then! First thing's first, destroy the nerds!!! And dorks.
Tipol: But… but… I'm a dork!
Petunia: You're a cool dork. That's different.
Tipol: *grins* OH COOL I'm a cool dork!
Hurdor: What about me?
Tipol: You don't talk a lot. I don't know…
Petunia: By the looks of it, you're normal. Except for your language. But at least you're not a nerd. Or a dork.
Hurdor: YAY!
Tipol and Hurdor: *dances around* We're not nerds we're not dorks! Woohoo!
Petunia: Do you know how to distinguish such people?
Tipol and Hurdor: *stop dancing* Uh no.
Petunia: *pulls out a notepad* Look over THERE: *points to a long list*
Dorks and Nerds are: …
^Annoying^
Stupid
Mean
Insecure
People who IMITATE/Copy others ((*cough* *cough* I hate it when people do that! *glares at Bulgarian classmate*))
^People who have pocket protectors^
^People who talk about nuclear stuff and a lot of science stuff^
Tipol: Aheh… well… Um… I think I'm a nerd/dork.
Hurdor: Me too.
Petunia: Wha -- ?
Tipol: Uhhhh *throws away pocket protector*
Hurdor: *throws away science book about pollution*
Tipol: SORRY GOT TO RUN!
Hurdor: *tags along*
Petunia: *gasps* You're one of them!
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OH NO! What'll happen next! Will Petunia get the capture Tipol and Hurdor or will they get away??!! Eh. Not exactly a cliffhanger. But, I tried my best. Mr. Fishy dude says S writes good fics. Awww… *huggles Fishydude whilst bitting off his head and chewing* Mmmm…. I LOVE salmon! : [
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A/N: Note to all dorks and nerds: I'm sorry if this is offensive to you but you must understand that PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH! *eyes people suspiciously*
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Petunia: The truth? PEOPLE CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!