A … Leprechaun?

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Tipol: Ho hum…

Hurdor: Well, we got away from Petunia.

Tipol: Good…

Hurdor: Hmm.

Tipol: Is that –

Hurdor: *bends down* Ooo a leprechaun!

Tipol: How c – ow! The little rascal bit me!

Leprechaun: Heehee heehee… ye want me pot o' gold?

Tipol and Hurdor: No.

Leprechaun: Ehehehehe… ye want me good cell phone? *grabs Tipol and Hurdor's Nokia cell phone*

Hurdor: *gasps* No! Our connection to the outside world!

Leprechaun: Heehee heehee that's right me laddo! Do ye want me good cell phone?

Tipol: *twitches* Ahhhh give it to me you filthy little leprechaun! Go and bug someone else who's not wearing green!!

Leprechaun: Me? A leprechaun? Insult! I'm a Buddha!

Tipol: *gasps*

Hurdor: Hurr hurr, so be's oi, gurt lawdybuck! *eyes rove constantly to the cell phones*

Leprechaun: Hmmmph. Anyways, ye've got to catch me to get me cell phones!!

Hurdor: You don't understand! I'm a Buddha too! Come here Brother and give me back my cell phone you don't steal from your Brothers!

Leprechaun: Excuse me but I know perfectly well who my Brothers are!

Hurdor: Huh! Really?

Leprechaun: YES.

Hurdor: Anyways, so what's happenin' Tipol my main man?

Tipol: Oh nothin' really, wot!

Hurdor: *strolls away with Tipol, linking arms like good chums* Nothing?

Tipol: Yeah well – you know just the boring ol' daily day eh?

Hurdor: Mmm hmmm… *they cross over a hill*

Tipol: *glances darkly at the leprechaun* Jeez. Next thing I know, he'll say "capture me lucky charms!". *mutters* Leprechauns…

Leprechaun: He'll pay all right! *a mob of leprechauns appear, yelling and snarling quietly* MUAHA… MUAHAAA… MUAHAHAHAHAHAA!