Disclaimer: Joss Whedon owns BtVS and Ats
Email: angel_of_ice19@hotmail.com
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Cordelia deals with more (funny) consequences from becoming a demon, while Spike makes a visit to L.A. A/C
A/N: Please review or send any comments or flames to my email above :) Words inside * are what the characters are thinking, and ***( )*** is someone having a vision. Bear with me on the symbols, it doesn't let me do italics :) This takes place after Provider, Season 3 on Angel, and I guess Gone, Season 6 on Buffy.
A/N2: Thank you to everyone for reviewing!!! For those who haven't, plz R&R....or just Review.... hehe :)
Chapter Six:
"These are the best," The red-headed woman insisted, while Holtz looked them up and down. Ten humans stood before him, in prime condition, all under thirty.
"We need a few more," He told her. "At least ten more, we want to be on the winning side," He reminded her.
"But these are the only ones good enough to fight this vampire," She growled.
"Well then go find me some other people in different cities!" He shouted, throwing her across the room.
"You asshole!" She lunged at him, cracking his cheekbone.
"I think we need to learn another lesson," He stated simply.
* * *
Spike was driving his vampire-friendly car. It was deep blue, with sky blue windows, the bit's favorite colors.
Cordelia felt free, seeing how Sunnydale was would be good. Hopefully.
"So how long are you planning on staying in Sunnydale?" Cordelia asked.
"Forever," Spike grinned at her. "As long as the Slayer's there, count on me being by her side. Even if she doesn't know I'm there."
"You're a romantic," Cordelia laughed. "Does she know that you love her?"
"Of course she does," Spike gripped the steering wheel slightly.
"How did you tell her?" Cordelia asked.
"You don't want to ask me love. When I told her she de-invited me from her house," Spike laughed. "It wasn't exactly a pleasant memory."
"What did you say though?" Cordelia asked.
"Curiosity killed the Catwoman," was all Spike said.
"Hey, can we stop somewhere, because I'm kinda hungry," Cordelia stated as her stomach growled.
* * *
Evan stared at his new boss, Lila Morgan. In the past two hours, he had just found out that demons, vampires, witches, and werewolves existed. He had just found out that his job was to work for extremely evil beings, and basically help the bad guys win over the good in court.
Evan was muttering Hail Marys and Our Fathers profusely under his breath. He gripped his rosary in his right hand.
"Oh come on, they're not THAT scary," Lila rolled her eyes. "Catholic boy huh? Well listen!" She slammed her fists on the table. "You have a link, you have a link with Cordelia Chase, Angel's annoying little sidekick. To get to Angel, we need to get to Cordelia first. You can help us with that," Lila informed him.
"I r-r-really don't t-think this is a g-g-ood idea," Evan stammered. "She's a...demon."
"Yeah yeah," Lila waved her hand. "You do your little part, you can go confess and join the order...whatever. But your the guy she melts over, so your the guy who's going to help us," Lila told him.
"What if...what if I don't help you," Evan asked.
"Well, then we'll give you your paycheck for the week, and wish you good luck," Lila told him.
"Really?" Evan asked. "Wow, that's really great-"
"That was sarcasm Evan, learn how to find it," Lila informed him. "If you walk away from this deal, then you won't be walking away from this office. Figure it out," She said, tossing the contract on the desk.
Evan scribbled his name on the lines.
* * *
"How long has he been up there?" Gunn asked Wesley.
"About five hours," Wesley replied. "I don't think I've ever seen him brood so much."
"Except the time with Darla, that was some Olympic brooding skills," Gunn reminded him.
"Or with the time with Buffy dying," Fred stated.
"Or with the time Caritas blew up," Lorne added.
The three stared at him.
"Lorne, Angel never brooded when your club blew up," Gunn reminded him.
"Oh...right. That was my biggest brooding moment," Lorne remembered.
* * *
"Don't worry, Cordy will be back," Angel promised Conner. "Although when she does, I just *might* have to wring her pretty little neck."
* * *
"There is something seriously wrong with you," Spike told Cordelia, as she gulped down an entire glass of water.
"Hot!" She gasped, as the waiter quickly filled up her glass. She took another tortilla chip, and dipped it in the sauce. She chewed, and then stuck her tongue out, gasping. She downed another glass, while the waiter filled it up.
"Why do you keep eating them then?" Spike asked her.
"Good," Cordelia gasped. She downed her glass again, and the waiter thumped the entire pitcher of water on the table.
"Mate, you wouldn't happen to have a milder sauce, would you?" Spike asked.
"Sir, that IS the mild sauce," The waiter replied.
"What? No, let me see," Spike took a huge amount of the sauce on a chip, and chucked it in his mouth. "Cordelia, this has barely any flavor whatsoever."
* * *
"What if they don't like me?" Cordelia wondered nervously.
"They already know you pet, so they probably don't like you," Spike teased.
"I'm so glad I let you talk me into this," Cordelia muttered.
They walked into the Magic Shop, where Willow, Xander, Anya, and Buffy sat around a table. Dawn was at the counter, counting the money.
"Spike!" Dawn shouted, running up and giving him a huge hug. "You're back! Just in time for my birthday tomorrow!"
"Of course Nibblet, wouldn't miss it for the world," Spike kissed her on the head. "And, hello to the rest of you all," He called.
Willow stepped forward. "Did you get it?"
"What do you mean did I get it? You think I walked here?" Spike asked. Willow crossed her arms. "It's outside."
Willow quickly left to take a look at it. "Looks good!" She remarked.
"What are you guys talking about?" Xander asked.
"Dawn, Spike and I got you a little something for your birthday," Willow grinned.
"Oh my God, you guys got me a cool leather jacket?" Dawn guessed.
"Better!" Willow hinted. "It's something you can use-"
"And I can be in," Spike added.
"A house?" Dawn guessed. "You're letting me get emancipated!"
"Hey, why would you want to get emancipated from me?" Buffy asked.
"So what is it?" Anya asked.
"Look outside Nibblet," Spike nudged her. Dawn bounded outside, along with the Scoobies.
Cordelia sat in the front seat, and honked the horn for effect. She got out, and closed the door. "I believe this belongs to you?"
"Cordy!" Dawn gave her a tight hug. "Cordy in a car...my car?" Dawn asked.
Spike and Willow nodded.
"Oh my GOD! Everyone at school is totally going to flip! This is so awesome!" Dawn was babbling wonderful praises about her new transport.
"You guys...where did you get the money?" Buffy asked.
"Gambling with real money," Spike told her.
"Slot machines," Willow confessed. "I'm not good at the card-type stuff."
"Thank you, for doing this for her," Buffy was on the verge of tears at seeing how happy Dawn was. "Thank you."
"Cordy!" Willow realized, and gave her a hug. "How are you?"
"Oh, you know...L.A..." Cordelia was trying to find words to say, when Xander gasped.
"Cordelia, you know there's a tail coming out of your pants right?"
"Wow, cute tail-bracelet!" Anya complimented.
"Thank you," Cordelia smiled at her.
"My friend, Uythana had a beautiful tail, it would make a great birthday gift. Where did you get it from?" Anya asked, talking with Cordelia.
"So, why does Cordelia have a tail?" Xander asked.
"She's half-demon know, she gets visions, this allows her to keep them. Big long bloody story that she can tell you tomorrow," Spike yawned. "I'm off to bed."
"
Email: angel_of_ice19@hotmail.com
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Cordelia deals with more (funny) consequences from becoming a demon, while Spike makes a visit to L.A. A/C
A/N: Please review or send any comments or flames to my email above :) Words inside * are what the characters are thinking, and ***( )*** is someone having a vision. Bear with me on the symbols, it doesn't let me do italics :) This takes place after Provider, Season 3 on Angel, and I guess Gone, Season 6 on Buffy.
A/N2: Thank you to everyone for reviewing!!! For those who haven't, plz R&R....or just Review.... hehe :)
Chapter Six:
"These are the best," The red-headed woman insisted, while Holtz looked them up and down. Ten humans stood before him, in prime condition, all under thirty.
"We need a few more," He told her. "At least ten more, we want to be on the winning side," He reminded her.
"But these are the only ones good enough to fight this vampire," She growled.
"Well then go find me some other people in different cities!" He shouted, throwing her across the room.
"You asshole!" She lunged at him, cracking his cheekbone.
"I think we need to learn another lesson," He stated simply.
* * *
Spike was driving his vampire-friendly car. It was deep blue, with sky blue windows, the bit's favorite colors.
Cordelia felt free, seeing how Sunnydale was would be good. Hopefully.
"So how long are you planning on staying in Sunnydale?" Cordelia asked.
"Forever," Spike grinned at her. "As long as the Slayer's there, count on me being by her side. Even if she doesn't know I'm there."
"You're a romantic," Cordelia laughed. "Does she know that you love her?"
"Of course she does," Spike gripped the steering wheel slightly.
"How did you tell her?" Cordelia asked.
"You don't want to ask me love. When I told her she de-invited me from her house," Spike laughed. "It wasn't exactly a pleasant memory."
"What did you say though?" Cordelia asked.
"Curiosity killed the Catwoman," was all Spike said.
"Hey, can we stop somewhere, because I'm kinda hungry," Cordelia stated as her stomach growled.
* * *
Evan stared at his new boss, Lila Morgan. In the past two hours, he had just found out that demons, vampires, witches, and werewolves existed. He had just found out that his job was to work for extremely evil beings, and basically help the bad guys win over the good in court.
Evan was muttering Hail Marys and Our Fathers profusely under his breath. He gripped his rosary in his right hand.
"Oh come on, they're not THAT scary," Lila rolled her eyes. "Catholic boy huh? Well listen!" She slammed her fists on the table. "You have a link, you have a link with Cordelia Chase, Angel's annoying little sidekick. To get to Angel, we need to get to Cordelia first. You can help us with that," Lila informed him.
"I r-r-really don't t-think this is a g-g-ood idea," Evan stammered. "She's a...demon."
"Yeah yeah," Lila waved her hand. "You do your little part, you can go confess and join the order...whatever. But your the guy she melts over, so your the guy who's going to help us," Lila told him.
"What if...what if I don't help you," Evan asked.
"Well, then we'll give you your paycheck for the week, and wish you good luck," Lila told him.
"Really?" Evan asked. "Wow, that's really great-"
"That was sarcasm Evan, learn how to find it," Lila informed him. "If you walk away from this deal, then you won't be walking away from this office. Figure it out," She said, tossing the contract on the desk.
Evan scribbled his name on the lines.
* * *
"How long has he been up there?" Gunn asked Wesley.
"About five hours," Wesley replied. "I don't think I've ever seen him brood so much."
"Except the time with Darla, that was some Olympic brooding skills," Gunn reminded him.
"Or with the time with Buffy dying," Fred stated.
"Or with the time Caritas blew up," Lorne added.
The three stared at him.
"Lorne, Angel never brooded when your club blew up," Gunn reminded him.
"Oh...right. That was my biggest brooding moment," Lorne remembered.
* * *
"Don't worry, Cordy will be back," Angel promised Conner. "Although when she does, I just *might* have to wring her pretty little neck."
* * *
"There is something seriously wrong with you," Spike told Cordelia, as she gulped down an entire glass of water.
"Hot!" She gasped, as the waiter quickly filled up her glass. She took another tortilla chip, and dipped it in the sauce. She chewed, and then stuck her tongue out, gasping. She downed another glass, while the waiter filled it up.
"Why do you keep eating them then?" Spike asked her.
"Good," Cordelia gasped. She downed her glass again, and the waiter thumped the entire pitcher of water on the table.
"Mate, you wouldn't happen to have a milder sauce, would you?" Spike asked.
"Sir, that IS the mild sauce," The waiter replied.
"What? No, let me see," Spike took a huge amount of the sauce on a chip, and chucked it in his mouth. "Cordelia, this has barely any flavor whatsoever."
* * *
"What if they don't like me?" Cordelia wondered nervously.
"They already know you pet, so they probably don't like you," Spike teased.
"I'm so glad I let you talk me into this," Cordelia muttered.
They walked into the Magic Shop, where Willow, Xander, Anya, and Buffy sat around a table. Dawn was at the counter, counting the money.
"Spike!" Dawn shouted, running up and giving him a huge hug. "You're back! Just in time for my birthday tomorrow!"
"Of course Nibblet, wouldn't miss it for the world," Spike kissed her on the head. "And, hello to the rest of you all," He called.
Willow stepped forward. "Did you get it?"
"What do you mean did I get it? You think I walked here?" Spike asked. Willow crossed her arms. "It's outside."
Willow quickly left to take a look at it. "Looks good!" She remarked.
"What are you guys talking about?" Xander asked.
"Dawn, Spike and I got you a little something for your birthday," Willow grinned.
"Oh my God, you guys got me a cool leather jacket?" Dawn guessed.
"Better!" Willow hinted. "It's something you can use-"
"And I can be in," Spike added.
"A house?" Dawn guessed. "You're letting me get emancipated!"
"Hey, why would you want to get emancipated from me?" Buffy asked.
"So what is it?" Anya asked.
"Look outside Nibblet," Spike nudged her. Dawn bounded outside, along with the Scoobies.
Cordelia sat in the front seat, and honked the horn for effect. She got out, and closed the door. "I believe this belongs to you?"
"Cordy!" Dawn gave her a tight hug. "Cordy in a car...my car?" Dawn asked.
Spike and Willow nodded.
"Oh my GOD! Everyone at school is totally going to flip! This is so awesome!" Dawn was babbling wonderful praises about her new transport.
"You guys...where did you get the money?" Buffy asked.
"Gambling with real money," Spike told her.
"Slot machines," Willow confessed. "I'm not good at the card-type stuff."
"Thank you, for doing this for her," Buffy was on the verge of tears at seeing how happy Dawn was. "Thank you."
"Cordy!" Willow realized, and gave her a hug. "How are you?"
"Oh, you know...L.A..." Cordelia was trying to find words to say, when Xander gasped.
"Cordelia, you know there's a tail coming out of your pants right?"
"Wow, cute tail-bracelet!" Anya complimented.
"Thank you," Cordelia smiled at her.
"My friend, Uythana had a beautiful tail, it would make a great birthday gift. Where did you get it from?" Anya asked, talking with Cordelia.
"So, why does Cordelia have a tail?" Xander asked.
"She's half-demon know, she gets visions, this allows her to keep them. Big long bloody story that she can tell you tomorrow," Spike yawned. "I'm off to bed."
"