Me: Thank you so much for sending in your questions, here are the answers:





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dib, why is your head so freaking big?

Undapl,

Well, I think it has something to do with—wait, MY HEAD IS NOT BIG!!

Dib

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Zim,

Hurry up and take over earth already.



Invader Bast,

But…but, my mission is top secret! How do you know of Earth?

Zim

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ZIM!

ok, i know that i am human, but i am your loving, obedient, did i mention loving? slave. i would do ANYTHING for u..and GIVE anything to u. even my virginity. do u think that i am worthy enough to serve my irken master? please respond...*oh, and u can have DIB say sumthin bout it to...this should be interesting...* AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH...^caugh caugh cuagh^ AHAHAH!!!!

ps gir, ur just plain cute, will u give me a hug? ^.^



zims-female-version-miz,

What do you mean by this talk of slaves and Irken masters? I am just your perfectly normal human worm-baby that has no intentions of being lord of all HUMANS!

Zim



HE'S LYING! He IS an ALIEN! You seem to know interesting facts about him though…. But you want…wait, no, I DON'T want to know.

Dib



AAAAAAWWWWWW!!! I WUUUUUUUV YOU TOO!!! ::squeezes miz::,

G.I.R.

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I wanna ask something: Can I devour the chicken? I'm hungry. And if I can't will you give me a new lazer gun?



GIR's Cupcake,

::verrrrrry sarcastic:: Oh darn! I don't have any laser guns on me. Looks like you'll have to eat my chicken. ::overjoyed::,

Me



BUT you CANNOT eat me! I don't EXCIST!

Chicken



Fucking inbreeds,

Me

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OMG! Somebody wants to to freak Gir? OH GOD! ok heres my lame questions

Who is being asked: Gaz+Zim



Question: Would you two ever go out with eachother if it gave you both a personal gain?



Lady_Greenleaf,

::shivers:: I refuse to answer that…shit, you made me get a gameover!…I am going to have to doom you.

Gaz



ME??! THE ALMIGHY ZIM??! GO OUT WITH A…A HUMAN STINKBEAST???!!

…But I am also a stinky pathetic earth monkey who thinks it's perfectly normal to date other pathetic earth monkeys…just not Gaz.

::Gaz bitch-slaps Zim::

…Oooooow!!!!!! FOOOOOK!!!!

Zim

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Zim: May you plz take me out on a date? If you don't I will pour water on you, fry you, and fuse meat to you. Now will you take me?

Gaz: I know you don't like questions so here is a GameSlave Advance Model X.



True Locket,

::panicked:: Saturday sound good?

Zim



GIVE ME!! ::grabs GameSlave Advance Model X::

Gaz

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Dear GIR,

Do you like anybody besides your master? Maybe Mimi or Gaz? Also, have you tried the moose flavored jello?



Invader Vega,

I LIKE YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU! Yesssss I DIIIIIIIIIIIID!!! But Piggy flavored pudding is better!!!!!!!!!

G.I.R.

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FUN!

Who: Dib

Question: Do you just use a LOT of hair gel, or does it just defy gravity?!

Who: Anyone

1: WHY do I keep finding butter on my M&Ms?!?

2: What came first, the chicken or the egg?



Irken Insane,

What? My cowlick? Well, I haven't heard of gravity ever excisting in a cartoon…

Dib



OOOOOOOOOH!!! I KNOW!!! BECAUSE YOU PUT IT THERE! WEEEEE, I DO THAT TOO!!!!!

G.I.R.



The CHICKEN! Duuuuh!

Me

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Me: Sorry if the answers are not satisfactory…I just have this thing where I HAVE to keep them all IC, like how it would happen in the show. I think it is a phobia…

Well, feel free to send in MORE questions! ISSO FUN! COME ON! TRY IT!!! PWWWWEASE?

Hehe, what about Red and Purple, eh? They feel bad! Nobody has asked them anything yet…::sniff::