Hocy: Welcome to my fic this is gonna be funny but before we start I'd like
to say to maxindpogster your fic inspired me this is like it but changed so
please don't sue. So anyway, I don't own zoids so please don't sue on to
the fic "Whose zoid is it anyway?"
Music starts and I'm up in the crowd "welcome to "whose zoid is it anyway?" with show me the money show me the money Brad um=Hunter gjjfkggfdHunter. Are you hiding something Leena Torous? I didn't do it Bit Cloud. And I can't believe you did that Jamie Hemeros. And I'm your host Hocykid c'mon lets go have some fun". "Welcome to "Whose Zoid Is It Anyway" the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter that's right the points don't matter just like Harry's love for Leena (lol). If you've never seen this show before then what happens is that these performers will make up everything you see them do. And at the end of every game we give them points, don't know why just a gag to hold the show together. And at the end of the show we pick a winner and the winner gets to do a little special somethin with me [everyone crosses fingers] and the loser gets to say thank you sir may I have another (lots of laughter). Well on to the first game film, TV, and theater style this game is for Leena, Jamie, and Bit. Now what I need from the audience is some styles of film, TV, and theater styles."
Person 1: Anime
Hocy: Anime
Person2: cooking
Hocy: cooking got it
Person3: soap opera
Hocy: soap opera
Person4: south park
Hocy: south park
Person5: spider-man
Hocy: spider-man
Person6: gang fights
Hocy: gang fights
Person7: Japanese monster movies
Hocy: Japanese ok we have enough suggestions now in this scene Bit the high- school nerd is trying to get the attention of the high-school hottie Leena when the bully Jamie comes.
(In high nasal voice) "Hi Leena" Bit says "hi Bit" she says annoyed slightly." "Hey what's goin on here?" Jamie says. "Soap Opera" I say. "Ya you see what's goin on" Bit says in normal voice. "Do you really think that I can't see your trying to steal my girl" Jamie says menacingly. "cooking" I shout. "Well to get rid of those nasty nerds that infest your girl is cook her at 400 degrees farenheight for 3 hours." Jamie says, "since we couldn't do that we have a prepared girl" Bit says. They pull out Leena and Jamie says "wow look at the results". "Japanese monster movie" I say. "Look out" Leena says and her mouth keeps moving. "Yes run" Jamie says and his mouth keeps moving. "Oh-no" Bit says and keeps his mouth moving for a long time. Everyone run away in fear its Hocykid" and keeps moving mouth for a while. {Crowd cracks up}. (I have a new dialogue list for this fic ok here it is {}= crowd laughing, me laughing, performers doing something []= thoughts ( )= author notes and other things you get it). "Ok just for that gang fights". Jamie looks at Leena then they both advance towards him to gang up on him. "Your going down nerd from the nerd groups" Jamie says. "Oh- no you don't" Bit says then runs up to crowd and grabs a guy and takes him down to the stage/floor and says "ha now I've got a teammate". {Buzzer} "great a thousand points to that guy you pulled down here Bit and 100 points to Leena for being caught in the middle".
"Ok on to the second game, my personal favorite props". "Alright I'm dragging all of you down here". "This is Bit and Leena's prop {hands them two sphere like things} and here's Brad and Jamie's prop {hands them two comb things} ok Bit you and Leena start". They pretend to play basketball "Hey Leena your shoelace is untied" she looks down and he dribbles around her. {Buzzer}. Jamie and Brad put comb things by their forehead and start singing "oh were uni-brows and proud of it". {Buzzer}. Leena puts spheres up on chest and Bit says, "look its Pamela Anderson Lee"! {Buzzer} Jamie puts comb thing near mouth and says in strange accent "do you like my moustache?" {Buzzer}. Bit picks up both spheres and attempts to juggle "look its one of those suckey jugglers" Leena says and Bit drops balls and walks away. {Buzzer}. Brad walks up to Jamie and says "can I borrow your comb I need it for my extremely long hair" {crowd laughs} "alright one thousand points to Leena for doing the closest impression we can get to Pamela and what the heck one million points to Pamela for being hot" {crowd cracks up}.
"Alright were taking a break but don't go away we'll be right back".
Hocy: Hope you liked part one I did sorry if it wasn't funny but hey I did my best. Anyway if you want to give me ideas for any of the games feel free to tell me one in the review peace out.
Music starts and I'm up in the crowd "welcome to "whose zoid is it anyway?" with show me the money show me the money Brad um=Hunter gjjfkggfdHunter. Are you hiding something Leena Torous? I didn't do it Bit Cloud. And I can't believe you did that Jamie Hemeros. And I'm your host Hocykid c'mon lets go have some fun". "Welcome to "Whose Zoid Is It Anyway" the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter that's right the points don't matter just like Harry's love for Leena (lol). If you've never seen this show before then what happens is that these performers will make up everything you see them do. And at the end of every game we give them points, don't know why just a gag to hold the show together. And at the end of the show we pick a winner and the winner gets to do a little special somethin with me [everyone crosses fingers] and the loser gets to say thank you sir may I have another (lots of laughter). Well on to the first game film, TV, and theater style this game is for Leena, Jamie, and Bit. Now what I need from the audience is some styles of film, TV, and theater styles."
Person 1: Anime
Hocy: Anime
Person2: cooking
Hocy: cooking got it
Person3: soap opera
Hocy: soap opera
Person4: south park
Hocy: south park
Person5: spider-man
Hocy: spider-man
Person6: gang fights
Hocy: gang fights
Person7: Japanese monster movies
Hocy: Japanese ok we have enough suggestions now in this scene Bit the high- school nerd is trying to get the attention of the high-school hottie Leena when the bully Jamie comes.
(In high nasal voice) "Hi Leena" Bit says "hi Bit" she says annoyed slightly." "Hey what's goin on here?" Jamie says. "Soap Opera" I say. "Ya you see what's goin on" Bit says in normal voice. "Do you really think that I can't see your trying to steal my girl" Jamie says menacingly. "cooking" I shout. "Well to get rid of those nasty nerds that infest your girl is cook her at 400 degrees farenheight for 3 hours." Jamie says, "since we couldn't do that we have a prepared girl" Bit says. They pull out Leena and Jamie says "wow look at the results". "Japanese monster movie" I say. "Look out" Leena says and her mouth keeps moving. "Yes run" Jamie says and his mouth keeps moving. "Oh-no" Bit says and keeps his mouth moving for a long time. Everyone run away in fear its Hocykid" and keeps moving mouth for a while. {Crowd cracks up}. (I have a new dialogue list for this fic ok here it is {}= crowd laughing, me laughing, performers doing something []= thoughts ( )= author notes and other things you get it). "Ok just for that gang fights". Jamie looks at Leena then they both advance towards him to gang up on him. "Your going down nerd from the nerd groups" Jamie says. "Oh- no you don't" Bit says then runs up to crowd and grabs a guy and takes him down to the stage/floor and says "ha now I've got a teammate". {Buzzer} "great a thousand points to that guy you pulled down here Bit and 100 points to Leena for being caught in the middle".
"Ok on to the second game, my personal favorite props". "Alright I'm dragging all of you down here". "This is Bit and Leena's prop {hands them two sphere like things} and here's Brad and Jamie's prop {hands them two comb things} ok Bit you and Leena start". They pretend to play basketball "Hey Leena your shoelace is untied" she looks down and he dribbles around her. {Buzzer}. Jamie and Brad put comb things by their forehead and start singing "oh were uni-brows and proud of it". {Buzzer}. Leena puts spheres up on chest and Bit says, "look its Pamela Anderson Lee"! {Buzzer} Jamie puts comb thing near mouth and says in strange accent "do you like my moustache?" {Buzzer}. Bit picks up both spheres and attempts to juggle "look its one of those suckey jugglers" Leena says and Bit drops balls and walks away. {Buzzer}. Brad walks up to Jamie and says "can I borrow your comb I need it for my extremely long hair" {crowd laughs} "alright one thousand points to Leena for doing the closest impression we can get to Pamela and what the heck one million points to Pamela for being hot" {crowd cracks up}.
"Alright were taking a break but don't go away we'll be right back".
Hocy: Hope you liked part one I did sorry if it wasn't funny but hey I did my best. Anyway if you want to give me ideas for any of the games feel free to tell me one in the review peace out.