Author's Notes - Sorry it's taken me so long to update. Really, I am sorry. I've just been totally busy. Deadline week at newspaper, a 45-minute speech, and a 7 page paper to write, yadda yadda yadda. Anywho, here's the next installment, I hope you all like it! ^^
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My Interview With Setsuna
Me: Hi everyone! After welding the door shut, putting 2 bodyguards outside the room, and being under the FBI's Witness Protection program, I'm back with someone new! Today I have a person recommended by the hyperactive-brat I last interviewed named Reeny! Her name is Setsuna! Hi Setsuna!
Setsuna: ...
Me: Okie...so...how old are you?
Setsuna: Older than you.
Me: Ok... I hear that you live with a girl-couple and their daughter!
Setsuna: Hey be nice! There's nothing wrong with living with a girl-couple! And by the way, Hotaru is NOT their daughter! Just a little girl that we're taking care of!
Me: Ok, ok, ok! I get the picture! So, got any boyfriends?
Setsuna: ...No...
Me: (Dodges underneath her chair and covers her head, expecting someone to bash through the door) ...uh...ok...
Setsuna: What are you doing?
Me: Nothing!
Setsuna: Alright...
Me: So...what's 8 + 8?
Setsuna: 16
Me: Say the first word that comes to your mind when I say a word.
Setsuna: ...Ok...
Me: Mexico
Setsuna: Cinco De Mayo
Me: President
Setsuna: First one was in the 1700's in America.
Me: CD
Setsuna: Invented in 1986 (really!).
Me: Hmmm, I see that you're naming off a lot of dates!
Setsuna: ...Well...
Me: Name 10 of the 31 states in Mexico.
Setsuna: Jalisco, Durango, Estados De Mexico, Hidalgo, Yucatan, Morelos, Sinaloa, Nayarit, Zacatecas, and Guana Juato.
Me: WOW!!! You're really smart!
Setsuna: ...Well...
Me: What's another name for your butt?
Setsuna: Gluteus Maximus.
Me: Where were you at the time of 10 p.m. on Thursday, March 10th 1345?
Setsuna: In bed.
Me: (Thinking that she's fibbing) uh-huh, ok...so, have you heard about those Sailor Scouts? What's the deal with them anyway? Why are they so popular?
Setsuna: (A bit taken back that this sort of question showed up) well, I mean, I don't quite know.
Me: Are they just girls desperate for boys or something? I
mean, those skirts are so SHORT!
Setsuna: (REALLY ticked) grrrrrrr...I don't think they're
desperate for boys!
Me: Are you ok?
*Suddenly 2 screams are heard from outside and door. Suddenly, after a lot of banging, the door bursts open and in walks a very angry, just-got-out-of-the-mental-hospital Serena.*
Me: NO WAY!!!
Setsuna: Serenity what are you doing here?
Serena: YOU'RE FROM THE NEGAVERSE AREN'T YOU?!?!
Me: I'm not even going to ASK what that is!
Serena: SO YOU ADMIT IT!!!
Me: NO!!!
Setsuna: ...
*Suddenly Serena sneaks up behind Setsuna and steals her huge, long, heavy-ended, Time Key.*
Me: HEY WAIT A SECOND HERE!!!
Serena: YOU MUST DIE!!! YAAG!!!
*Serena swings the Time Key at me as hard as she can, hitting me on the broad side of my head.*
*WHAM!!!*
Me: (Unconscious) ...
Serena: That'll teach Negaverse scum to mess with us!
Setsuna: ...
Me: (Half-comatose) ...Thank..you...for...coming...Setsuna...
Setsuna: You are welcome.
Me: ...Stay...tuned...for...another...interview...as...soon...as...I...get...out...of...the...hospital...
Serena: You're still alive?
*WHAM!!!*
*WHAM!!!*
*WHAM!!!*
*WHAM!!!*
Me: (Pretty much dead now) ...
Setsuna: ...
The End
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So, like, hate, don't really care but are bored? Review! Or e-mail, IM, visit my site and post on my message board, etc. ^^ My site is the Unofficial Sailor Moon Funny Site at www.geocities.com/merc1650. Thank you!
Shameless Plug - Visit my Sailor Moon site, that might get hosted at www.geocities.com/merc1650!
Disclaimer - Don't own Sailor Moon. XD How's that you baka lawyers? Take that! =P
My Interview With Setsuna
Me: Hi everyone! After welding the door shut, putting 2 bodyguards outside the room, and being under the FBI's Witness Protection program, I'm back with someone new! Today I have a person recommended by the hyperactive-brat I last interviewed named Reeny! Her name is Setsuna! Hi Setsuna!
Setsuna: ...
Me: Okie...so...how old are you?
Setsuna: Older than you.
Me: Ok... I hear that you live with a girl-couple and their daughter!
Setsuna: Hey be nice! There's nothing wrong with living with a girl-couple! And by the way, Hotaru is NOT their daughter! Just a little girl that we're taking care of!
Me: Ok, ok, ok! I get the picture! So, got any boyfriends?
Setsuna: ...No...
Me: (Dodges underneath her chair and covers her head, expecting someone to bash through the door) ...uh...ok...
Setsuna: What are you doing?
Me: Nothing!
Setsuna: Alright...
Me: So...what's 8 + 8?
Setsuna: 16
Me: Say the first word that comes to your mind when I say a word.
Setsuna: ...Ok...
Me: Mexico
Setsuna: Cinco De Mayo
Me: President
Setsuna: First one was in the 1700's in America.
Me: CD
Setsuna: Invented in 1986 (really!).
Me: Hmmm, I see that you're naming off a lot of dates!
Setsuna: ...Well...
Me: Name 10 of the 31 states in Mexico.
Setsuna: Jalisco, Durango, Estados De Mexico, Hidalgo, Yucatan, Morelos, Sinaloa, Nayarit, Zacatecas, and Guana Juato.
Me: WOW!!! You're really smart!
Setsuna: ...Well...
Me: What's another name for your butt?
Setsuna: Gluteus Maximus.
Me: Where were you at the time of 10 p.m. on Thursday, March 10th 1345?
Setsuna: In bed.
Me: (Thinking that she's fibbing) uh-huh, ok...so, have you heard about those Sailor Scouts? What's the deal with them anyway? Why are they so popular?
Setsuna: (A bit taken back that this sort of question showed up) well, I mean, I don't quite know.
Me: Are they just girls desperate for boys or something? I
mean, those skirts are so SHORT!
Setsuna: (REALLY ticked) grrrrrrr...I don't think they're
desperate for boys!
Me: Are you ok?
*Suddenly 2 screams are heard from outside and door. Suddenly, after a lot of banging, the door bursts open and in walks a very angry, just-got-out-of-the-mental-hospital Serena.*
Me: NO WAY!!!
Setsuna: Serenity what are you doing here?
Serena: YOU'RE FROM THE NEGAVERSE AREN'T YOU?!?!
Me: I'm not even going to ASK what that is!
Serena: SO YOU ADMIT IT!!!
Me: NO!!!
Setsuna: ...
*Suddenly Serena sneaks up behind Setsuna and steals her huge, long, heavy-ended, Time Key.*
Me: HEY WAIT A SECOND HERE!!!
Serena: YOU MUST DIE!!! YAAG!!!
*Serena swings the Time Key at me as hard as she can, hitting me on the broad side of my head.*
*WHAM!!!*
Me: (Unconscious) ...
Serena: That'll teach Negaverse scum to mess with us!
Setsuna: ...
Me: (Half-comatose) ...Thank..you...for...coming...Setsuna...
Setsuna: You are welcome.
Me: ...Stay...tuned...for...another...interview...as...soon...as...I...get...out...of...the...hospital...
Serena: You're still alive?
*WHAM!!!*
*WHAM!!!*
*WHAM!!!*
*WHAM!!!*
Me: (Pretty much dead now) ...
Setsuna: ...
The End
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So, like, hate, don't really care but are bored? Review! Or e-mail, IM, visit my site and post on my message board, etc. ^^ My site is the Unofficial Sailor Moon Funny Site at www.geocities.com/merc1650. Thank you!