"Hey your back with me your host Hocykid and we tried to find the best
performers we could find for this show but all we could find was
this"{camera turns to Brad, Leena, Jamie, and Bit}. "Let's move on to our
next game let's make a date once again this game is for all four of you".
"Leena who is appearing on a dating type show and who is looking for the
man of her dreams unfourtunently all there is, is these three". "The catch
to this game is I've given them all strange characteristics and Leena will
ask our bachelors questions and then try and guess what they are".
"Hi bachelor number 1".
{Bit is an old western man} "Yep what 'cha need youngin".
"Bachelor number one I like Cherry pie what kind of pie do you like?"
"Well I'd have to say tobacco pie {old man's laugh}".
"Strange um Bachelor number two who do you think you are in the world?"
{Jamie is a stuck-up prep boy and then he says in high-pitched snotty voice} "Well my place is to be better at anything anyone else does {high- pitched stuck-up laugh}".
"Weird I think you are kinda weird".
"That's everyone says about me but they don't know I'm better then them".
"Bachelor number three I like cookies do you".
{Brad is a guy who just won't die } "Ya I like cookies and the enemy probably does too that's why you have to ugh {pretends to get shot} I'm hit say goodbye to my mom and my girlfriend too {pretends to fall face flat on the ground}.
"Very fascinating bachelor number three, Bachelor number one do you like a nice quiet dinner at home or a wild night out?"
"I'd have to say a wild night out to have some fun". "And maybe a few chicks [old man's laugh}."
"Ugh and also say goodbye to Timmy too and my dad I didn't like him but tell him I said bye" Brad says
"Bachelor number two I like eggs and bacon for breakfast what do you like for breakfast".
"Well I like caviar and wine".
"Odd, bachelor number three my hobby is to collect stamps what's yours?"
"I have to say dying of blood loss".
"That's horrible" {Buzzer}.
"Ok try and guess who they are".
"Well Bachelor number one was a old man or something".
"Yes".
"And bachelor number two was a rich guy".
"Close enough".
And bachelor number three is someone who won't die".
"Dead on" {everyone goes back to seats}. "300 points to Bit for being himself". "On to the next game our favorite hoe-down". "And now what we need is something your afraid of".
Person8: Grandma
Person9: Principle
Person10: girlfriend
Hocy: I'll take Principle the principle hoedown with the help of Laura Hall on the piano" {music starts}.
/When I was a kid I never wanted to learn I thought learnin was such a bore but then I got sent to our principle man was he scary he looked just like Drew Carey/ Jamie sang.
/When I was growing I was the clown that would make all the teachers frown and when they finally flipped their lid I would get sent to principle hocykid/ Bit sang.
/As a kid man was I a horror I was rotten to the core but when it came to mean our principle took the cake he would throw kids into the lake/ Leena sang.
/I hated school jeez what a bore my report card was always torn but my teacher was worse her name was ms. Timpson she'd always sent me to the principle that looked like O.J. Simpson/ Brad sang /looked like O.J. Simpson/ everyone echoed.
"That was awesome 1,000,000,000 points to everyone".
"Don't go away we'll be right back with the winner for tonight".
Good bad? What do you think tell me in the review peace
"Hi bachelor number 1".
{Bit is an old western man} "Yep what 'cha need youngin".
"Bachelor number one I like Cherry pie what kind of pie do you like?"
"Well I'd have to say tobacco pie {old man's laugh}".
"Strange um Bachelor number two who do you think you are in the world?"
{Jamie is a stuck-up prep boy and then he says in high-pitched snotty voice} "Well my place is to be better at anything anyone else does {high- pitched stuck-up laugh}".
"Weird I think you are kinda weird".
"That's everyone says about me but they don't know I'm better then them".
"Bachelor number three I like cookies do you".
{Brad is a guy who just won't die } "Ya I like cookies and the enemy probably does too that's why you have to ugh {pretends to get shot} I'm hit say goodbye to my mom and my girlfriend too {pretends to fall face flat on the ground}.
"Very fascinating bachelor number three, Bachelor number one do you like a nice quiet dinner at home or a wild night out?"
"I'd have to say a wild night out to have some fun". "And maybe a few chicks [old man's laugh}."
"Ugh and also say goodbye to Timmy too and my dad I didn't like him but tell him I said bye" Brad says
"Bachelor number two I like eggs and bacon for breakfast what do you like for breakfast".
"Well I like caviar and wine".
"Odd, bachelor number three my hobby is to collect stamps what's yours?"
"I have to say dying of blood loss".
"That's horrible" {Buzzer}.
"Ok try and guess who they are".
"Well Bachelor number one was a old man or something".
"Yes".
"And bachelor number two was a rich guy".
"Close enough".
And bachelor number three is someone who won't die".
"Dead on" {everyone goes back to seats}. "300 points to Bit for being himself". "On to the next game our favorite hoe-down". "And now what we need is something your afraid of".
Person8: Grandma
Person9: Principle
Person10: girlfriend
Hocy: I'll take Principle the principle hoedown with the help of Laura Hall on the piano" {music starts}.
/When I was a kid I never wanted to learn I thought learnin was such a bore but then I got sent to our principle man was he scary he looked just like Drew Carey/ Jamie sang.
/When I was growing I was the clown that would make all the teachers frown and when they finally flipped their lid I would get sent to principle hocykid/ Bit sang.
/As a kid man was I a horror I was rotten to the core but when it came to mean our principle took the cake he would throw kids into the lake/ Leena sang.
/I hated school jeez what a bore my report card was always torn but my teacher was worse her name was ms. Timpson she'd always sent me to the principle that looked like O.J. Simpson/ Brad sang /looked like O.J. Simpson/ everyone echoed.
"That was awesome 1,000,000,000 points to everyone".
"Don't go away we'll be right back with the winner for tonight".
Good bad? What do you think tell me in the review peace