Title: Untitled

Rating: PG13 (Some light violence nothing really big!)

Spoilers: none.

Pairing: R/D, R/T, and R/J

Summary: AU, Formally known as "Why I Write Fan fiction."

Disclaimer: I don't own them. Wish I did. It'd be cool. Not making money.

AN: Witness me mocking, this is me mocking. Anyone who knows me and my writing knows I do not tend to write like this. I hate people who write like this. I just couldn't help having a little fun with the "Bad Fic For Dummies" guide. Besides, mocking makes the world go round. I also want to say, this is WHY I write. So people like me don't have to read crap like this. I hope those of you enlightened folks(You know who you are) enjoy this. Those who aren't enlightened, I hope you enjoy it too. Those who don't enjoy it, frankly m'dear, I don't give a hoot!

Feedback: Yes. Feed my Back because you Feed my Back, and I'll Feed yours. ;)

Very George W.

Rory got off of the bus in Stars Hollow and walked towards Luke's Diner. When she walked in she spotted her mother already sitting at the counter begging Luke for coffee. Rory hopped up next 2 her. "Luke, can I please have a cup of cofffee?"(AN: As though it'd be anything else!) She asked sweetly. Luke smiled at her and poured her a cup. Lorelai pouted at Luke and he sighed and poured her some too. Lauralie looked at Rori, "You need to meet Luke's nephew. It's funny!" Rory raised an eyebrow, "Loke has a nephew?" Luke looked up from wiping down a table, "Yes, my sister's seventeen year old." Lorelai snickered and said sarcastically, "Yeah and he's very talkative. Oh hey I have a great idea! How about we have Jess and Duke over for dinner? Sookie and Jackson can come and Sookie can cook and it'll be fun."(AN: Just like the show) Luke was behind the counter again, "Sure. We'll be there." Rory stood up suddenly, "Thanks for the coffee Luke, I've got homework. Later."

At her house Rory walked in and heard the phone ring. She stood still and listened before running to the living room. She listened again and then lifted up a pile of magazines on the floor and grabbed the phone. "Hello?" she asked breathless. "Gee Mary, What have u been doing?" Rory giggled, "Naughty things." Tristan laughed on the other end and Rory smiled. "What's up darling?" she asked rolling her r a little.(AN: How Lolita, just like Britney Spears! Shoutouts to Chris here! Yea!! lol funny huh? You know I don't really mean it like THAT.) "Me," Tristan replied quickly, "Actually I called two warn you. The school is going to call and ask if we saw anything strange in the headmasters office." Rory rolled her eyes as she dragged her backpack into her room and threw it ontoo her bed, "You mean aside from the rug on his head?" The line was silent for a moment, finally Tristan spoke, "You don't know?" Rory's eyes got wide, "Don't tell me that was his real hair!"(AN: Hehe funny huh?) Tristan sigh, "Rory he's dead. Choked on a peanut." Rory frowned, "Wow. That's sad. How very George W. Bush of him.(AN: except W choked on a pretzel and didn't die.) Do we still have detention?" Tristan could help laugh, "I would assume not." Rory smiled again, "Okay great. I gotta do homework and get ready for tonight." She clicked the phone off as Tristan was just trying to say, "Tonight?" The word echoed through his room and he stared at the phone.

Rory immediately called Madeline who would give her the answers to her homework.

(AN: 10 reviews=1 chapter.)