Title: Untitled

Rating: PG13 (Some light violence nothing really big!)

Spoilers: none.

Pairing: R/D, R/T, and R/J

Summary: AU, Formally known as "Why I Write Fan fiction."

Disclaimer: I don't own them. Wish I did. It'd be cool. Not making money.

AN: Witness me mocking, this is me mocking. Anyone who knows me and my writing knows I do not tend to write like this. I hate people who write like this. I just couldn't help having a little fun with the "Bad Fic For Dummies" guide. Besides, mocking makes the world go round. I also want to say, this is WHY I write. So people like me don't have to read crap like this. I hope those of you enlightened folks(You know who you are) enjoy this. Those who aren't enlightened, I hope you enjoy it too. Those who don't enjoy it, frankly m'dear, I don't give a hoot!

Feedback: Yes. Feed my Back because you Feed my Back, and I'll Feed yours. ;)

Out The Window

The school had called just like Tristan said, and Rory had told them that she hadn't seen anything strange or anything. It was finally the night, Sookie and Jackson were in the kitchen, Lorelai was wandering all around. Rory decided since she didn't know this Jess person she'd be able to act normal. Just incase. She made sure her room was pretty clean and had her books out. She put on a nice pair of jeans and a sweater then sat at her desk playing on her laptop.(AN: It's gonna get like the episode for a little bit now) When she heard her mom say they were here she quickly closed out and shut down her laptop. She turned around and saw the most beautiful creature she'd ever seen standing in the doorway. He was tall, dark, and handsome, with hair that just made you want to run your fingers through it and beautiful brown eyes. She smiled dazzlingly at him and said, "Hi, I'm Rory." He just nodded, looking at her books, "I figured." She observed as he wandered over to her books and looked at them, "Do you read?" He shrugged and said, "Some." He picked up a book of poems, "I can loan you that if you want." He looked up at her as he put it down, "Nah." He walked over to her windows and looked at them, "Do these open?" "Sure, just undo the lock and push." "Cool, Shall we?" Oh, a rebel. Rory looked towards the kitchen quickly just as Lorelai appeared in her door. "We're moving to the dining room because we can't keep Jackson away from the vegtables." "Okay we'll be right there."(AN: Okay back to my real writing.) Once the adults were in the other room Rory turned back to him, "If I go with you are you going to buy me food, because I'm hungry." He looked at her, "Sure." She opened the window and they climbed out. They ran off into the dark. Lorelai came back to the door, "Hey you guys it's gonna get cold, Guys?" She looked around and didn't see them. Suddenly a gust of wind blew the curtain of Rory's window out. "Luke! They're gone!"

(AN: You know the deal.)