This is one big Authors note:
It has been brought to my attention that well... let me quote! I love to quote stupidity.
Nikki- "Um not to be rude or anything but your writings a bit immature and no ones in cahracter . just a thought"
Megan- "You need to learn how to spell! I've only read the 1st 2 sentences and I can't understand it!"
Jessie- "this is awful! you cant spell, everyone is out of character too! and like, im sure that like, rory says like, like, so like, much!"
GGFAN- "I have to agree with megan and jessie, this is horrible! and learn to spell, and get them in character!"
Alright I'm sure you see what I do now. Now for the majority of the rest of you, you should be laughing your behinds off right now. Because don't we all just love it when people attempt to bash us and call us stupid when in actuality they're the idiots? Yes. I called you idiots. Too bad get over it because you are.
Authors notes are not there just for my health people. Actually they're probably against my health. No they're there to convey important messages to you
SO TRY READING THEM ONCE IN A WHILE YOU MORONS.
Let's take a look at the authors note that has appeared on every chapter of this fic...
"AN: Witness me mocking, this is me mocking. Anyone who knows me and my writing knows I do not tend to write like this. I hate people who write like this. I just couldn't help having a little fun with the "Bad Fic For Dummies" guide. Besides, mocking makes the world go round. I also want to say, this is WHY I write. So people like me don't have to read crap like this. I hope those of you enlightened folks(You know who you are) enjoy this. Those who aren't enlightened, I hope you enjoy it too. Those who don't enjoy it. Frankly m'dear, I don't give a hoot!"
Now let's break it down...
Exhibit A) "AN: Witness me mocking, this is me mocking."
Mock - 1. ridicule. 2. imitate; mimic. 3. imitation.
In short... I'm making fun of all the crappy stories out there.
Exhibit B)"Anyone who knows me and my writing knows I do not tend to write like this. I hate people who write like this."
Nikki's seen another of my fics, she should know by now I don't write like this.
Exhibit C)"I just couldn't help having a little fun with the "Bad Fic For Dummies" guide"
Exactly what it sounds like. You can access it here: http://www.geocities.com/angelgrace81677/splash.htm It's in the Crap Shack.
Exhibit D)"I also want to say, this is WHY I write. So people like me don't have to read crap like this."
Also exactly what it sounds like.
Exhibit E)"I hope those of you enlightened folks(You know who you are) enjoy this. Those who aren't enlightened, I hope you enjoy it too. Those who don't enjoy it. Frankly m'dear, I don't give a hoot!"
Once again, exactly what it sounds like. And I still don't give a hoot I just hate public displays of stupidity. Plus you caught me on a BAD day to piss me off. They just axed Dark Angel. I'm feeling the urge to commit random acts of violence. Be lucky you're getting off with a talking to!