Title: Untitled

Rating: PG13 (Some light violence nothing really big!)

Spoilers: none.

Pairing: R/D, R/T, and R/J

Summary: AU, Formally known as "Why I Write Fan fiction."

Disclaimer: I don't own them. Wish I did. It'd be cool. Not making money.

AN: Witness me mocking, this is me mocking. Anyone who knows me and my writing knows I do not tend to write like this. I hate people who write like this. I just couldn't help having a little fun with the "Bad Fic For Dummies" guide. Besides, mocking makes the world go round. I also want to say, this is WHY I write. So people like me don't have to read crap like this. I hope those of you enlightened folks(You know who you are) enjoy this. Those who aren't enlightened, I hope you enjoy it too. Those who don't enjoy it, frankly m'dear, I don't give a hoot!

Feedback: Yes. Feed my Back because you Feed my Back, and I'll Feed yours. ;)

Time Will Tell

Luke and Lorelai came marching side by side down the sidewalk towards the Gilmore house. Sookie saw them from the porch and ran down to meet them. "Hey. They looked to be unharmed." "Where are they?" Lorelai growled. "Kitchen. Jackson's feeding them." Lorelai slammed through the door, Luke following her casting a look behind him at Sookie. Jess and Rory were sitting at the kitchen table eating the heaps of food on their plates as Jackson kept piling more on. Jess was complimenting Jackson on the corn while Rory sucked on a lemon wedge. Lorelai came storming in, "Where in the name of all that is good were you two?" Rory looked up at her mother and swallowed, "I was showing Jess around Stars Hollow." Lorelai shook her head, "No way. That doesn't fly! You were gone for at least forty five minutes, it takes five to show someone around Stars Hollow." Jess watched the two an amused expression on his face, Luke was watching him however and getting suspicious. Rory looked from Jess to her mother, "Well Jess was very amused with Monty, and we were playing on the giant slinky for a while." Jess chose then to chime in, "Plus counting all the stupid shops in this town. Did you know there are 12 shops devoted entirely to peddling porcelain unicorns?" Luke grinned, "Yeah I've lived in this town my whole life and I still don't believe it." Both men shook there heads amusedly. Rory looked back to Lorelai, "Anyways then we went by the bakery and I was telling him about Fran." "The cupcake lady?" "The cupcake lady!" "Fran!" Lorelai looked at Jess, "We love Fran." Rory shook her head her hands fluttering in the air like birds as she tried to catch her train of thought again. "Anyways, so we were talking about sugar and chocolate. Then Willy Wonka!" Lorelai looked at Jess, "You like Willy Wonka?" Jess nodded. As Lorelai began discussing the movie with Jess, Sookie and Jackson decided to leave. Jackson's parsnips were looking a little glum and he wanted to get home to check on them. Soon after Luke headed back for the diner. Lorelai, Rory and Jess ate their dessert then shipped Jess back to Luke's and went to bed. Rory lay in the dark in her bed smiling lightly. She was in love with Jess, and they'd shown that to each other on the bridge. She could even be herself with him, she could sense it. She rolled onto her side and closed her eyes falling into a soft sleep.

(AN: You know the deal)