Title: Untitled

Rating: PG13 (Some light violence nothing really big!)

Spoilers: none.

Pairing: R/D, R/T, and R/J

Summary: AU, Formally known as "Why I Write Fan fiction."

Disclaimer: I don't own them. Wish I did. It'd be cool. Not making money.

AN: Witness me mocking, this is me mocking. Anyone who knows me and my writing knows I do not tend to write like this. I hate people who write like this. I just couldn't help having a little fun with the "Bad Fic For Dummies" guide. Besides, mocking makes the world go round. I also want to say, this is WHY I write. So people like me don't have to read crap like this. I hope those of you enlightened folks(You know who you are) enjoy this. Those who aren't enlightened, I hope you enjoy it too. Those who don't enjoy it, frankly m'dear, I don't give a hoot! Hey, this is me, the real me. Enjoy this chapter because this is how to write a fic. (Even if cliched with a twist of lemon, shaken not stirred, heh.) It's spaced, grammatically correct, and fairly well characterized(except maybe Rory and Jess but that's because of the story line) It's also longer. So enjoy. I had fun writing this, but I'd never do it again, nor do I suggest doing it, lol.

Feedback: Yes. Feed my Back because you Feed my Back, and I'll Feed yours. ;)

How It Ends

It was now nearly two months after that night and Rory was becoming concerned. Yep you guess it, she missed her friend. Not Jess you silly's, her other friend, the one that visits once a month and makes her life miserable. Rory had been fretting and worrying and pacing her room every day. Finally she realized she couldn't hide it anymore, she had to tell her mother. But first, she had to make her mother happy. Her mom was getting along fairly well with Jess, but still. This was not good news. Rory decided to tell her on movie night, in the middle of, she sighed, Riding in Cars With Boys. How fitting of her. Rory made sure everything was in order for the night, popcorn, lots of candy, coffee, movie, her room door locked, and her window was unlocked, as a precaution. A lump rose in her throat as she sat on the couch with Lorelai to watch the movie, and as the night wore on the lump got bigger and bigger. Just after the movie ended and the credits began to role Rory sighed, "Mom I missed my period."

"That's no big deal Hun," Lorelai said reaching to stop the movie, "You're safe since you're still a virgin, it's probably just hormones."

Rory stood up and moved closer to her room, "I'm not. Jess and I had sex, that night when he came to dinner."

Lorelai stared at her daughter, "You WHAT? Rory how could you do something so irresponsible."

Rory moved still closer to her room as her mother was now standing, "I love him mom."

"You had just met him," Lorelai hissed at Rory, "How could you love him then? Don't you know love at first sight doesn't exist? Lust at first sight maybe, but not love. How could you be so careless Rory. You're better than that. Or at least you were."

"Look mom, let's take this rationally, it might be nothing. We should take a test. Yeah that's what we should do! A test."

Lorelai looked at Rory, "You're right. Get your coat." Lorelai walked to the coat rack and grabbed her coat and keys walking out the door.

Rory ran behind her grabbing her coat, "Mom what are you doing? Nothing in Stars Hollow is open this late!"

Lorelai turned to her, half way to the jeep, "Like I'd buy a pregnancy test in Stars Hollow anyways! Get in the car."

Rory climbed in the car as Lorelai did and they began driving. Lorelai stopped in front of Luke's. Rory looked at her with wide eyes, "Mom what are you doing?"

Lorelai shut off the car and looked at her, "Out. Go get Jess, he was just as much a part of this as you. He deserves to panic too."

Lorelai and Rory climbed out of the car and walked to the door of the diner where Lorelai pounded on the door. Luke came down the stairs and turned on the lights rubbing his eyes. He opened the door, "What do you want Lorelai? It's 11 O'clock."

Lorelai brushed in the diner past him pulling Rory along, "Go get him Rory." Rory turned and ran up the stairs as Lorelai turned to Luke, "Your nephew might have gotten my daughter pregnant. So we're going to Hartford to get a pregnancy test. He's coming with us so he can be just as scared of the lines."

Luke's jaw dropped, "He WHAT? When? They are in love Lorelai maybe it'll be okay."

Lorelai sighed and looked down, "Yeah maybe it will, but I thought Chris and I were in love. Besides, they had sex practically the moment they met."

"You mean that night when we had to go look for them?"

"Yes," Lorelai was cut off by feet pounding down the stairs. Rory emerged followed by Jess who, though he looked bright eyed and bushy tailed, had his shirt on backwards and his hair messed up, apparently he'd been sleeping. Lorelai pointed at the door, "Car. NOW!"

Luke looked at them and added, "Backseat!"

The two teens hurried out the door and into the jeep while Lorelai just looked at Luke, "Huh?"

"I'm coming." Luke said grabbing his coat.

Lorelai nodded and the left the diner and climbed into the jeep speeding off to Hartford. They pulled into Hartford's 24 hour pharmacy and went in. They trooped into the row with the pregnancy tests and Lorelai told Rory and Jess to pick one out. They looked at each other and decided on one that showed one or two lines for an answer. Lorelai made them go up to the counter and Jess had to pay for it himself. They all grouped back into the jeep and rode silently back to Stars Hollow. Lorelai parked again in front of the diner and pointed Jess and Rory towards the stairs as Luke made coffee.

Once the teens were out of sight Lorelai dropped her head on the counter, "I feel awful."

Luke sighed and patted her hand, "It'll be okay. They're both good kids, and they're both smart. I'm sure it'll be okay."

"They apparently aren't smart enough," Lorelai mumbled.

"They're also teenagers with raging hormones."

Lorelai sighed, "Point taken. So really, what do you think? God what about Harvard? Will she have to drop out of school?"

Luke sighed, "I don't know Lorelai, I really don't."

Meanwhile upstairs Jess and Rory were anxiously waiting the one minute it took for the test to show their fate. They were both curled up on the floor, Rory wrapped up in Jess' arms crying. Suddenly the alarm on Jess' watch went off. They clambered up, untangling themselves. They rushed to the test. It showed one stripe.

Jess looked at Rory, "What does one stripe mean?"

Rory grabbed the box and read the back she sighed and handed the box to Jess looking troubled. Jess looked at the box than looked back at her with the same expression. They both looked towards the door and sighed. Rory grabbed the test and they walked downstairs.

Lorelai and Luke looked up as they entered. Rory held up the test, "One line."

Lorelai looked at her, "What's that mean?"

Jess tossed Luke the box and Luke looked at the back then smiled lightly and handed it to Lorelai. Lorelai looked at the back and gasped slightly as her hand covered her mouth. She looked up, staring at Rory.

"I'm not pregnant," Rory said softly.

Lorelai smiled then frowned, "We'll have to have it checked by a doctor to make it official but hopefully this thing is right."

And that ladies and gents is our story. What? You want more? Tough? Wait is she really not pregnant? Did she go to the doctors? Short answers, yes She went to the doctor, Jess and Lorelai went with her. She ended up not being pregnant, it was a fluke. She was however put on birth control. She went back to Chilton, and shockingly no one aside from those four found out about the scare. She graduated Salutatorian and was accepted to Harvard. Jess stayed in Stars Hollow High for one year, until Rory convinced her grandparents that what she really wanted for her birthday and Christmas was tuition for Jess to attend Chilton if he was accepted. He was accepted, and they paid, which began the start of a wonderful thing. Richard and Emily decided to fund a scholarship to Chilton for one child each year. It was dubbed the Lorelai Mariano scholarship, as a tribute to Rory and Jess, it also served as a foreshadowing of the future. Jess was also accepted to Harvard and the two began their lives together in Boston. Jess for law, and Rory for Journalism. The summer before their Junior year the two were married in a small ceremony at The Independence Inn, which Sookie and Lorelai had bought from Mia. Everyone's happy, healthy and doing well.

(AN: I hope you enjoyed the story.)