Lord of the Rings in Primary School
Disclaimer= Once upon a time I did not own Lord of the Rings and I never will. Basically I don't own the characters in my story!!
Please can everyone review my story. Thanx!!
And I want 2 say thanx 2 Kat as she helped write this.
Once all the Lord of the Rings people were very ickle, and went to primary school. And for the purpose of this story, all the elves were ickle to. One day all the little weenie weenie weenie people were sitting down on a very itchy scratchy carpet in a classroom.
When Boromir shouted out:
Boromir: This is boring
Gimli: and itchy.
Legolas: your one to talk with that face full of hair
All of the little children elves hobbits etc stand up and start playing on the patio while the teacher is trying to get them back so she can register them.
Legolas: Oh no, my hair is falling out
Sam: I like you hair like that
Legolas: I know, it does look good doesn't it. I did it all by myself
Sam: It shows off your cool pointy ears, I like those ears, where did you get them?
Legolas: Leave my ears alone, I was born with my ears, and leave them alone. * Runs away screaming *
Aragorn: Legolas has just run past screaming his head off with his hands over his ears. Whats wrong with him?
Gandalf: me being in charge and all i better go see
Saruman: you in charge no I'm in charge
Gandalf: me
Saruman: Me
Gandalf: No me
Aragorn: Me
Gandalf and Saruman: Huh?
Aragorn: What are we fighting about?
Meanwhile, Legolas is still running around screaming with his hands over his ear.
Arwen: * to Aragorn * I think your well fit
Aragorn starts running around and he has a right to be very scared.
That is until Elrond punches him and the world goes black.
Disclaimer= Once upon a time I did not own Lord of the Rings and I never will. Basically I don't own the characters in my story!!
Please can everyone review my story. Thanx!!
And I want 2 say thanx 2 Kat as she helped write this.
Once all the Lord of the Rings people were very ickle, and went to primary school. And for the purpose of this story, all the elves were ickle to. One day all the little weenie weenie weenie people were sitting down on a very itchy scratchy carpet in a classroom.
When Boromir shouted out:
Boromir: This is boring
Gimli: and itchy.
Legolas: your one to talk with that face full of hair
All of the little children elves hobbits etc stand up and start playing on the patio while the teacher is trying to get them back so she can register them.
Legolas: Oh no, my hair is falling out
Sam: I like you hair like that
Legolas: I know, it does look good doesn't it. I did it all by myself
Sam: It shows off your cool pointy ears, I like those ears, where did you get them?
Legolas: Leave my ears alone, I was born with my ears, and leave them alone. * Runs away screaming *
Aragorn: Legolas has just run past screaming his head off with his hands over his ears. Whats wrong with him?
Gandalf: me being in charge and all i better go see
Saruman: you in charge no I'm in charge
Gandalf: me
Saruman: Me
Gandalf: No me
Aragorn: Me
Gandalf and Saruman: Huh?
Aragorn: What are we fighting about?
Meanwhile, Legolas is still running around screaming with his hands over his ear.
Arwen: * to Aragorn * I think your well fit
Aragorn starts running around and he has a right to be very scared.
That is until Elrond punches him and the world goes black.