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Thanx Kat again,
Please R/R thanx
Chapter 3 Show and tell
Teacher: Right class, who wants to go first?
Merry + Pippin: We do! We do! We do!
Teacher: Ok, up to the front, what have you got to show us?
Merry: We have mushrooms!
Pippin: We got them from Farmer Maggot's field
Merry: You weren't suppose to them that!
Pippin: Opps!
Teacher: Well that's nice, who's next?
Legolas: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Teacher: Ok
Legolas: I am going to show you that I can do my hair without my mummy helping me
Sam: Wow! Kool
Legolas: Watch me!
* Everyone watches Legolas, as he does his hair *
Everyone: Wow! That is good
Boromir: You have to teach me
Teacher: That's very good, havo dad Legolas
Gandalf + Saruman: We're next! * Both jump up to the front *
Saruman: We have magic sticks. But mines the best.
Gandalf: No its not, mine is
Saruman: Mine
Gandalf: Mine
And so it continued until the teacher got fed up
Teacher: That's enough, sit down both of you, both your sticks are good.
Gandalf: She likes mine better * To Saruman*
Saruman: No she likes mine best
Everyone: Be quiet
Sam: I'm next
Teacher: Ok
* Sam goes up to the front *
Sam: I'm going to tell you why I like pointy ears
Legolas: Nooooooooo!! * Runs out screaming with his hands covering his ears *
Sam: I like pointy ears because they are pointy and you can hear stuff better
Teacher: That's nice Sam, who's next? Frodo, you next
Frodo: Oh ok, Well I was going to bring in Bilbo, but..
Pippin: Why would you want to bring in your uncle?
Frodo: No! Bilbo is my cat, AND my uncle silly. I wasn't allowed to bring in Bilbo, because my dad wouldn't let me
Merry: Ohh!
Teacher: Gimli, you can go up next
Gimli: Ok Miss, I am going to tell you why the carpet is sooo itchy.
Boromir: Ok, why?
Gimli: Cos it is. The end of my show and tell
Teacher: Boromir
Boromir: I'm going to tell you how I am going to die
Saruman: Yay, your gonna die!
Boromir: Shut it. Well a Lurtz is going to shot me three times and then my brother is going to see me dead in a boat.
* Elrond comes running in *
Teacher: You are supposed to be in isolation, get back there now!
Elrond: No! I am showing my show and tell thing first. Then I will go back.
Teacher: Ok
Elrond: * Singing * I've got a magic ring, magic ring, magic ring, I've got a magic ring and your all gonna die.
Everyone: Shut up, you've told us before
Teacher: Now go back to the isolation room. NOW!
Elrond: Oh ok
Arwen is still with Aragorn at the hospital.
Thanx Kat again,
Please R/R thanx
Chapter 3 Show and tell
Teacher: Right class, who wants to go first?
Merry + Pippin: We do! We do! We do!
Teacher: Ok, up to the front, what have you got to show us?
Merry: We have mushrooms!
Pippin: We got them from Farmer Maggot's field
Merry: You weren't suppose to them that!
Pippin: Opps!
Teacher: Well that's nice, who's next?
Legolas: Me! Me! Me! Me! Me!
Teacher: Ok
Legolas: I am going to show you that I can do my hair without my mummy helping me
Sam: Wow! Kool
Legolas: Watch me!
* Everyone watches Legolas, as he does his hair *
Everyone: Wow! That is good
Boromir: You have to teach me
Teacher: That's very good, havo dad Legolas
Gandalf + Saruman: We're next! * Both jump up to the front *
Saruman: We have magic sticks. But mines the best.
Gandalf: No its not, mine is
Saruman: Mine
Gandalf: Mine
And so it continued until the teacher got fed up
Teacher: That's enough, sit down both of you, both your sticks are good.
Gandalf: She likes mine better * To Saruman*
Saruman: No she likes mine best
Everyone: Be quiet
Sam: I'm next
Teacher: Ok
* Sam goes up to the front *
Sam: I'm going to tell you why I like pointy ears
Legolas: Nooooooooo!! * Runs out screaming with his hands covering his ears *
Sam: I like pointy ears because they are pointy and you can hear stuff better
Teacher: That's nice Sam, who's next? Frodo, you next
Frodo: Oh ok, Well I was going to bring in Bilbo, but..
Pippin: Why would you want to bring in your uncle?
Frodo: No! Bilbo is my cat, AND my uncle silly. I wasn't allowed to bring in Bilbo, because my dad wouldn't let me
Merry: Ohh!
Teacher: Gimli, you can go up next
Gimli: Ok Miss, I am going to tell you why the carpet is sooo itchy.
Boromir: Ok, why?
Gimli: Cos it is. The end of my show and tell
Teacher: Boromir
Boromir: I'm going to tell you how I am going to die
Saruman: Yay, your gonna die!
Boromir: Shut it. Well a Lurtz is going to shot me three times and then my brother is going to see me dead in a boat.
* Elrond comes running in *
Teacher: You are supposed to be in isolation, get back there now!
Elrond: No! I am showing my show and tell thing first. Then I will go back.
Teacher: Ok
Elrond: * Singing * I've got a magic ring, magic ring, magic ring, I've got a magic ring and your all gonna die.
Everyone: Shut up, you've told us before
Teacher: Now go back to the isolation room. NOW!
Elrond: Oh ok
Arwen is still with Aragorn at the hospital.