Disclaimer: As I said before, I don't own the characters, don't sue

Please r+r, thanx

Aragorn + Arwen come back to school and are greeted by lots of presents

Legolas: Welcome back. Here is your present

Aragorn: Ooooooooooo prezzies! Yay! I like presents. * Opens present to find hair curlers + hair straighteners * Errrr… Thanx

Merry + Pippin: They are mushrooms. If you don't want them, we'll have them

Aragorn: * Makes gross face *

Merry + Pippin: Oh kool, we'll keep them. Thanx

Gimli: Raaaaaaaa! There is some itchy carpet so you can experiment unitchyifyling it

Aragorn: Umm.. Thank you Gimli

Elrond: I got you an ice pack, just incase I punch you again

Sam: I tried to make some elf ears, but it didn't work very well

Legolas: Nooooooooo! * Runs off screaming, with his ears covered *

Boromir: I got you a leaf, just cos it was prettyful.

Aragorn: Oh how nice

Gandalf: I got you a staff so you can join the staff club

Saruman: I got you a staff, but my one if better

Gandalf: No this one is WAY better

S: Is not

G: Is to

S: Is not

G: Is to

Etc etc…

Aragorn: SHUT UP!!!!

G+S: Oh ok

Aragorn: both staffs are good

G+S: Yay!

Frodo: I got you a present

Aragorn: * Opens it, it is hobbit weed *

Teacher: Frodo, you shouldn't have hobbit weed with you. You will go into isolation for 1 week

Frodo: OHHHHHHHH! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!