"OH NO!" cried Weirdwolf, dodging Autobot fire. "We're getting pounded out here!"
"Scorponok could've handled this," said Scorponok, "but I am merely LORD ZARAK--" his Headmaster disembarked, "--a normal man, who is now the head for a titan..."
"Hey, our getaway ship is here!"
"A ship, made for robots. But I am a man, and as such--"
"Look, stop angsting or I'll kick you in the nuts."
"Ah, the REAL Scorponok, he would've beaten you up for that! But I am merely made of weak flesh and bone, and as such--"
Then the time travellers grabbed him and flew away, and the battlefield became a more bearable place.
Somewhere, brooding in a drug induced haze, Galvatron sat contemplating the horror that was his reign. He had failed in every sense of the word. His troops were sucking energon from Ray-o-vac batteries, they had been kicked off Cybertron, the Quintessons showed up daily to make him their biznatch... Even his attempt to destroy Starscream had proven futile!
From a corner, a mocking laughter echoed through the hallway. Spinning, Galvatron saw Scourge standing there, but his voice . . . was different... "So, the mighty Megatron turned Galvatron! You thought you would rule forever?! A measley million years, and you have grought ruination to a once mighty empire!"
"BWAHHHH!!!!!" Galvatron transformed and fired at Scourge, turning the general into a pile of ash . . . again. Left behind was a glittering orb that shimmered with laughter as Galvatron repeatedly tried to shoot it.
Starscream's game was interrupted, however, when a flash of light outside attracted Galvatron's attention.
"Bwaaaahhh?" The Decepticon transformed and headed to the doorway, where a red dragon stood waiting for him.
"You are to come with me, yessss... your presense is required in the future, yesss..." The dragon grabbed the Decepticon forcefully and hauled him away, towards a ship that had landed just outside. The only argument made by Galvatron was "ARRRRRRRRRSSSSSSSSSSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Nearby, a floating spark watched with interest, following them onto the ship.
The dragon threw Galvatron on top of Megatron (G1), throwing them both into screaming hissyfits. Turning, dragon Megatron told Shockwave, "Activate the Transwarp drive now. Let us return to my time!"
The spark merely watched in fascination as a time envelope swallowed them all . . .