Disclaimer: Moodyirishbabe and Maddy don't own Harry Potter. This disclaimer is exactly the same as the one before so do we have to write it every time?

A/n some one told us that Vector is a women so we would just like to ask: In which chapter of which book does it say this? Maddy has read each book at least 20 times and has not seen this. People can assume what they want until we might find out so we're sticking to P. Vector being a man. We're telling you now so you don't tell us in a review. Though please review we like reading them.

Muggle Magic?

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Chapter umm… Maddy can't remember

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"Why do we always completely humiliate our selves?" Asked Madeleine

"Cos that's what we're best at!" answered Michelle jovially

"But it would be a better idea for me at least to actually learn what I'm teaching. At the moment all I'm doing is giving them a topic they then have to research it and do a presentation. Murphy is just getting annoyed. It is a good teaching method but I can't use it as the curriculum."

"But we've already decided. We get 100 galleons a week and as you know that is a lot compared to what we got paid in the muggle schools. Then we buy all the books on the certain subject from parchment and blots or what ever it's called at diagon alley and then study all of Christmas break with Joanna's help. It's quite simple."

"I don't see how we can learn 7 years worth of work in 2 weeks."

"But we're not we're learning 7 years worth of one subject in 2 weeks. Learn as much as possible and only use that on the tests eventually we'll learn every thing. Any way we're quick at learning we're fluent in French, Spanish, Italian and German."

"That is only because of Joanna."

"Yeah, and she's gonna help us with this as well."

"But she's a muggle."

"So are we. Now get into that costume, we have a Quidditch match to go to."

"Shame we're not on the same team. May the best house win."

They walked out of Madeleine's room at the same time as Sirius who was next door. "You're not doing what I think you're doing are you?" He asked

"Yes, we are. It's fun." Answered Madeleine

"Do you have no pride?"

"Yes of course we do. We just like enjoying our selves." Retorted Michelle

"I would offer my arms but your arms are full."

"You could offer to carry them."

"Then they would think I'm in on it and even I don't go that far."

"Well we do. We believe in team spirit. Hope fully we won't get any Quidditch hooligans."

"Erm right."

Michelle and Madeleine we wearing hot-dog salesmen costumes. (Moodyirishbabe exclaims "what? Maddy that wasn't what we decided on!")

Once at the stadium Michelle left to feed the Slytherin end while Madeleine the Gryffindor end. Madeleine was standing at the top of the Quidditch stand behind Hermione and Sirius, while Michelle behind Snape, a Slytherin prefect and Pansy Parkinson.

On the pitch they could see 15 people 14 of which were looking at each other with loathing. Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy; the captains looked at each other tensely. The whistle blew. Madeleine and Michelle nodded, they pulled off their hot-dog salesmen out fit as the seams on one side were actually put together with Velcro. Underneath that Michelle was wearing a cheerleading dress that came to just above her knees. It was green with Silver embroidery with a silver snake in the centre.

Madeleine had the same dress except it was burgundy with gold embroidery and a gold lion in the centre. Sirius turned at the ripping of the fabric. "Oh no."

Madeleine and Michelle threw two flowers in the air and sent spells flying at them they immediately turned into pompoms of the correct colour.

"Hey gryffies your so fine

You're so fine

You blow my mind

Hey gryffies, yeah, yeah

Hey gryffies." Madeleine was screaming while Michelle:

"Brr, it's cold in here

I say there must be some Slytherins

In the atmosphere."

The teams looked at the alternatively and shook their heads. Madeleine then changed

"Give me a G, R, Y, F, F, I, N, D, O, R. What does that spell?"

The muggle Gryffindors answered "Gryffindors."

Michelle then started to do the same for the Slytherins. "Hey Slytherins don't be sly.

Go on make up your own lines!"

The hufflepuffs and Ravenclaws were looking confused but joined in with the Gryffindors.

"Go, team, go. Don't be shy. Punch those Gryffindors in the eye."

"Ambitious are you lot? We have to say you've lost the plot!"

"You say you're brave! You're just digging your selves an early grave." And so it continued until Harry Potter caught, though Michelle insisted it was a close shave.

They walked up with the Gryffindor team, though Michelle stayed partly away from them. "I have never seen people do that at a Quidditch match. It was the only way we've been able to diss those Stinking Slytherins to their faces with out getting a detention!"

"Yes, and we're going to do it at ever Slytherin or Gryffindor match, though we're always going to be at the Quidditch matches. So when Slytherin face Hufflepuff I will cheerlead for Hufflepuff." Explained Madeleine

"I think you're mad." Said Sirius going to the DADA corridor.

"Well that's what we're good at.

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Next chapter: Halloween and beyond!