Chapter 12

By Moodyirishbabe and Maddy

It was a relatively normal day in Hogwarts. Snape was his usual sarcastic, sneering self, Dumbledore's were still twinkling and Madeleine and Michelle for once were not talking to each other! Why? You all ask. Madeleine and Michelle had been discussing the royal family again; a favourite topic of theirs. Both agreed that they didn't like the royal family but they were sad about Princess Margaret's death and of the queen mothers. That however was not what the fight was over. Michelle was convinced that the royal family really had blue blood!

"Where do you think they got the term from Madeleine! They wouldn't say it if it wasn't true."

"How many people of royal blood have had their heads chopped off. Some how I think they would know if they had blue blood. Anyway the amount of different royal families there have been in Great Britain alone settles it. Suddenly you get knocked off the throne so your blood goes back to red. I think not!"

"You're looking at it in too much detail. I'm sure I'm right. I can prove it!"

"What? You cannot go round chopping off the royal families heads just to see if they have blue blood!"

"Well no, but it's a good idea!"

"That's called treason in case you didn't realise Michelle Antoinette Molloy! Science even proves that you're wrong. Your blood is only blue when it is out of oxygen unless you're implying they don't breath."

"You never know! They could be extra terrestrials seeking out ways to crush the human life forms! The truth is out there."

"Michelle. I cannot listen to your insistent ramblings of idiocy for once you have gone to far!" Madeleine walked out slammed the door and went to the Library. Michelle stayed where she was, relaxing in the knowledge that she had once again successfully rattled her cage and won an argument.

Two days later the two were still not talking. They were eating in the great hall Madeleine was speaking to Flitwick and Hagrid about Heightism and how people discriminate because people are not of the average height. Michelle was unfortunate enough to be talking to Snape about potions after all she was his assistant. Madeleine, being petty, still hadn't gotten over the other day with Michelle and her jealously that had been repressed for several years and finally surfaced. To anyone else it would seem that she was just mad at Michelle's behavior over something, but the truth was that Madeleine envied Michelle's looks and sex appeal, as well as her quick wit and talent to annoy someone in a few minutes. Which comes in handy when represented with a love sick male or an over friendly stranger. Michelle had noticed this, but kept it to herself. Yeah she could be arrogant and sometimes selfish and brutal with the truth, but she was also loyal to her friend.

Madeleine's emotions took control of her. She suddenly stopped talking pointed her wand at Michelle and muttered "Schließen Siefür Zeitan!"

Michelle, who had been day dreaming about opening her own sock shop while half heartedly listening to Snape going on about one of his theories, suddenly found her right hand clasped in Snape's left hand. "What the hell are you doing!?" they both shouted at each other. "Let go of my hand!"

They looked at each other and stood up and pulled. Their hands stayed seemed permanently stuck. Michelle glared at Madeleine "I know you did it, take it off."

Madeleine looked at her with an innocent look on her face, but with amusement in her eyes "Take what off, I see nothing wrong." Madeleine then stood up and walked out of the hall, twirling her wand in her hand as she did.

"Why that little-"

"THAT'S HEIGHTISM!" Madeleine shouted from outside the hall. Her good sense of hearing still baffled Michelle, although Michelle's was quite good when it benefited her.

There was only one person that had the slightest chance of lifting this spell, apart from Madeleine, and that was Dumbledore. There was only one problem with that. Dumbledore was presently occupied at the ministry of magic. Snape turned to Michelle and startled to tell her off as if she was no more than one of his first years. Before she knew what she was doing , Michelle slapped him with all her force. Flabbergasted, Michelle took the time to pick up her toast and finish it. Rubbing his cheek with his spare hand, Snape was about to go off on another lecture. As he opened his mouth, Michelle took the opportunity to stuff apiece of toast into it, before walking out of the hall, dragging him with her. As soon as they had gone the Great Hall sprang back to life. Both teachers and students were stunned by the recent display, and within no time rumors were flying about as to why Professor Clarke had done that. The most popular one being that she was jealous of Michelle's relationship with Snape.



Just out of curiosity what do you think. Boxers or pants? For all the male characters

Moody and Maddy