Muggle Magic?

By Maddy (the bestest writer ever who has the bestest imagination) and Moodyirishbabe

Michelle was sitting in a secluded part of the library plotting her revenge.  Officially she was looking up the ingredients to a potion she couldn't pronounce.  "What was it?  Shrivelling, shrinking, that's it!" she hastily scribbled down a word, "and now to find the ingredients to a Svantikcosl potion?"

She folded the parchment then put it with all the others before jamming them all into her pockets.  "Madame Pince!?" she suddenlt yelled grinning.  She annoyed the Librarian, she knew it and loved it.

She went off to find the librarian while singing "Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to praise Michelle, her Lucious hair and smile so fair, hi ho, hi ho, hi, ho…."

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Meanwhile on the other side of the castle Madeleine was receiving a lecture from none other then Sirius Black.  "Are you listening to me?"

"Have you ever loved and lost somebody?

Wished there was a chance to say I'm sorry?

I should know

Cos I loved and lost the day I let you go…

Sometimes it's hard to walk away, though you think it's over

Sometimes there's so much more to say, but-"

"Madeleine have you gone into depression?"

"No.  Ca va bien."

"English please!"

"Good night Sirius."  Madeleine closed the door and then proceeded to mutter under her breath.

The next morning Madeleine woke up feeling suffocated.  She tried hastily to get up but the pressure above her was too much.  She eventually got out from under the covers to find that everything was bigger then usual.  The bed was the size of a classroom, the pillow a queen sized bed.  "Sirius!" she screamed her voice squeaky.  Silence. 

Ten minutes later Madeleine was pouting, her head just above the duvet cover as she had realised that her pyjama's were to big for her.

There was a soft knock on the door.  Her eyes immediately snapped open and she looked up.  The door hesitantly opened.  "Madeleine?  Where are you?"  Sirius looked around the room.

Madeleine made as much noise as possible, which eventually caught his attention.  He walked up to her and went eyelevel with her.  "Sirius change me back!"

"I would if I knew how."

Madeleine glared.  "Could you go get me some clothes?" she asked.

"What?  I can't hear you."

"The use the Sonorous charm!" she shouted.  Sirius rolled his eyes but did as he was told.

"I said could you get me some clothes.  Third drawer down then two drawers to the right on my dressing table."

Sirius eventually found the drawer.  He put his hand into the drawer and eventually pulled out a Barbie.  It had a huge ball gown in Barbie pink, with a pink sparkely net over the top.

"What is it?"

"I'll explain once I've changed.  Take all of her clothes off.  Don't look at me like that, I'd take them off but the Barbie is to heavy."

Sirius then took the dress off, after working out how Velcro worked.   He then found that the Barbie had underwear as well.

"What is this thing?"

"A Barbie, a muggle doll, now could you put the clothes next to me and then turn around so I can change."

Five minutes later Sirius was reattaching the Velcro at the back of the dress.  Madeleine looked plain stupid in the pink pouffy dress and the pink, plastic stilettos.  Sirius tried to hold back his laughter but failed earning a glare from Madeleine.

"The great Hall malady?"

"Yep."  Madeleine climbed onto his shoulder holding onto his hair for balance.

Madeleine spent the whole time glaring at everything and anything until they got to the great hall.  "Sirius!  Why have you got a Barbie on your shoulder?  Asked Harry as he walked up to them.   He hesitantly poked her.

"Oi!"  Madeleine shouted.

"It talks?" asked Harry

"It, is your DADA Professor, Mr Potter.  Anymore poking and it'll be 500 points from Gryffindor."  Harry gaped at her, she rolled her eyes and then pulled Sirius' hair in signal that they should go to the teachers table.